FILL: One Step Ahead Of The Shoe Shine, 1b/?
anonymous
July 9 2011, 05:38:54 UTC
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:39 AM awwwww.
Those two are so sweet, the engaged couple. The Stevensons, right? You can tell they're really in love, it's awesome.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:48 AM Re: awwwww.
they make it nauseatingly easy, yeah.
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:50 AM you big softie.
You know you secretly adore them. Don't deny it.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:50 AM Re: you big softie.
jesus what is it with people today?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:54 AM Re: Re: you big softie.
Oh my god, I'm totally not the only one to call you out on it am I? HA. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. You are a not-at-all-secret-romantic, Alex Summers. Just admit it, and maybe we'll go easy on you.
In related news: Erik and Charles. What are we going to do about them?
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:02 AM Re: Re: Re: you big softie.
uh. nothing?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:09 AM UGH, SO UNCOOPERATIVE.
ALEX. Do not let me down here. They are clearly in love, & they need to admit it so that they can go on a series of perfectly orchestrated & adorable dates, & then move in together & adopt several kittens & maybe a gerbil, & then they need to get married & have a gorgeous, outdoor wedding in the Rocky Mountains & invite all of us & ask me to be the maid-of-honor (I will graciously accept & bring tissues for when you weep manly, secretly-except-not-at-all-a-romantic tears) & settle down with their menagerie of animals & an adopted kid or two so I can be the cool aunt, & grow old & grumpy together & be like those couples from When Harry Met Sally who sit around in armchairs talking about how they were meant to be.
It's important.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:12 AM holy shit.
their grand (AND IMAGINARY) love affair with each other is massively dwarfed by your grand love affair with the ampersand. what the fuck, raven?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:16 AM FINE.
Fuck you, I'll just get Hank to help me do it.
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>To: hankmccoy@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:17 AM fair warning, dude.
raven's basically getting ready to film erik and charles: a love story, and she's gonna try and enlist you to help write the script.
so, you know. maybe you can get dinner and a movie out of it?
>>>From: hankmccoy@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:21 AM I have no idea what you're talking about.
But, hypothetically, if I was interested in spending time with Raven in a dinner- and/or movie-related environment, are there any restaurants in particular which you would suggest?
+ + + + +
>>>From: charlesxavier@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>To: eriklensherr@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:35 AM Do you ever get the feeling everyone in this office is conspiring against us, somehow?
I ask only for the sake of my own sanity.
>>>From: eriklensherr@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>To: charlesxavier@highlyevolvedtravel.net >>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:38 AM That feeling never actually leaves me.
Please note: this does not mean your sanity is in any way assured.
Re: FILL: One Step Ahead Of The Shoe Shine, 1b/?gokumaJuly 9 2011, 12:12:14 UTC
This is hilarious. And sweet ^^
They are clearly in love, & they need to admit it so that they can go on a series of perfectly orchestrated & adorable dates, & then move in together & adopt several kittens & maybe a gerbil, & then they need to get married & have a gorgeous, outdoor wedding
Re: FILL: One Step Ahead Of The Shoe Shine, 1b/?beckytheelfJuly 10 2011, 05:00:34 UTC
This is so hilarious! I love your Raven in this: she's so awesome! And the rest of the kids are equally adorable. I can't wait to see what shenanigans Raven has planned for poor Erik and Charles.
Omg, omg. I flailed so hard when I realized this was filled. And it's absolutely perfect. Seriously, I love it so much. Eeee! This is wonderful and I'm very excited for the rest of it! <3
>>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:39 AM
awwwww.
Those two are so sweet, the engaged couple. The Stevensons, right? You can tell they're really in love, it's awesome.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:48 AM
Re: awwwww.
they make it nauseatingly easy, yeah.
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:50 AM
you big softie.
You know you secretly adore them. Don't deny it.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:50 AM
Re: you big softie.
jesus what is it with people today?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 10:54 AM
Re: Re: you big softie.
Oh my god, I'm totally not the only one to call you out on it am I? HA. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. You are a not-at-all-secret-romantic, Alex Summers. Just admit it, and maybe we'll go easy on you.
In related news: Erik and Charles. What are we going to do about them?
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:02 AM
Re: Re: Re: you big softie.
uh. nothing?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:09 AM
UGH, SO UNCOOPERATIVE.
ALEX. Do not let me down here. They are clearly in love, & they need to admit it so that they can go on a series of perfectly orchestrated & adorable dates, & then move in together & adopt several kittens & maybe a gerbil, & then they need to get married & have a gorgeous, outdoor wedding in the Rocky Mountains & invite all of us & ask me to be the maid-of-honor (I will graciously accept & bring tissues for when you weep manly, secretly-except-not-at-all-a-romantic tears) & settle down with their menagerie of animals & an adopted kid or two so I can be the cool aunt, & grow old & grumpy together & be like those couples from When Harry Met Sally who sit around in armchairs talking about how they were meant to be.
It's important.
>>>To: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:12 AM
holy shit.
their grand (AND IMAGINARY) love affair with each other is massively dwarfed by your grand love affair with the ampersand. what the fuck, raven?
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>From: mystique@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:16 AM
FINE.
Fuck you, I'll just get Hank to help me do it.
>>>From: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>To: hankmccoy@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:17 AM
fair warning, dude.
raven's basically getting ready to film erik and charles: a love story, and she's gonna try and enlist you to help write the script.
so, you know. maybe you can get dinner and a movie out of it?
>>>From: hankmccoy@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>To: alexsummers@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:21 AM
I have no idea what you're talking about.
But, hypothetically, if I was interested in spending time with Raven in a dinner- and/or movie-related environment, are there any restaurants in particular which you would suggest?
+ + + + +
>>>From: charlesxavier@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>To: eriklensherr@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:35 AM
Do you ever get the feeling everyone in this office is conspiring against us, somehow?
I ask only for the sake of my own sanity.
>>>From: eriklensherr@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>To: charlesxavier@highlyevolvedtravel.net
>>>Sent: Friday, October 01, 11:38 AM
That feeling never actually leaves me.
Please note: this does not mean your sanity is in any way assured.
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They are clearly in love, & they need to admit it so that they can go on a series of perfectly orchestrated & adorable dates, & then move in together & adopt several kittens & maybe a gerbil, & then they need to get married & have a gorgeous, outdoor wedding
Raven, you are SO RIGHT!
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i'm so happy for & because of this fill!!
I truly bless you with my most sincere heart. please continue?
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