this is only now (where do we go from here) 3/?
anonymous
July 6 2011, 19:10:56 UTC
Hank's in the middle of doing dishes when there's a knock on the door. He sighs and takes his sweet time rinsing the last of the cutlery because it can only be one person. The knocking escalates into this obnoxiously off-rhythm rendition of Smoke On The Water and Hank decides he can't put it off any longer if he wants to keep his sanity (and eardrums intact) and pulls the door open.
He's immediately attacked by a zombie.
"Raven! What the - what is this?"
Raven rolls her eyes at him and shoulders her way past him, taking the stuffed zombie with her. "It isn't for you; it's for my little man. Scott, dude, I heard you got a sick cast!" she calls into the living room where Scott's currently engrossed with the latest First Avenger episode. She makes her way into the kitchen and sets her bounty down. "Fine, ignore me. I guess me and your dad are just going to have to eat all this cake ourselves."
"Ice cream cake?" Hank bemoans, thinking of the inevitable sugar high. "You shouldn't have."
"Pfft, he's my only godchild. I think cake is the least I can do."
"No," Hank says, but resigns himself to pulling out bowls and a knife. "You really shouldn't have."
"Don't be a wet blanket," she says, smacking him on the arm and opening the cake box.
"It's my life calling, didn't you know?" he says, handing her the knife. "How did you find out about his accident so fast? We've only been home a couple of hours."
She gives him that look that so effectively conveys how cute she - the townie - thinks it is that the city boy still doesn't know how a little University town like theirs works even after a decade. "I was at hospital for this case and you rushing in like some bespectacled avenging angel through the ER was all anyone could talk about." She hacks off a big chunks of the cake, ignoring Hank's appalled look. "'That Doctor McCoy, such a good young man. He's such a good father and so accomplished too despite of that! All he needs is a good woman,'"she mimics. "Then it basically broke down into a pissing contest between all the nurses to see which of them 'deserves' to be said good woman."
Hank makes a face at that and moves to put the cake in the freezer.
"You could not imagine how much self-restraint I had to exercise to keep from telling them that Piotr the orderly with the arms is more your type," she quips, taking a huge bite of cake.
"Sorry, no, I don't want your sloppy seconds."
She sticks her tongue out at him. "Speaking of..."
He feels dread creeping up his spine. "No."
"What?" she says innocently. "It's just that I've got this old family friend coming up to visit and - "
"Raven, no."
"Hank, come on," she whines. "Brian's exactly your type! ...Physically at least."
"I've had enough of your 'old family friends' to last me a lifetime, thanks," he replies, backing away from her and effectively putting the kitchen counter between them.
He's immediately attacked by a zombie.
"Raven! What the - what is this?"
Raven rolls her eyes at him and shoulders her way past him, taking the stuffed zombie with her. "It isn't for you; it's for my little man. Scott, dude, I heard you got a sick cast!" she calls into the living room where Scott's currently engrossed with the latest First Avenger episode. She makes her way into the kitchen and sets her bounty down. "Fine, ignore me. I guess me and your dad are just going to have to eat all this cake ourselves."
"Ice cream cake?" Hank bemoans, thinking of the inevitable sugar high. "You shouldn't have."
"Pfft, he's my only godchild. I think cake is the least I can do."
"No," Hank says, but resigns himself to pulling out bowls and a knife. "You really shouldn't have."
"Don't be a wet blanket," she says, smacking him on the arm and opening the cake box.
"It's my life calling, didn't you know?" he says, handing her the knife. "How did you find out about his accident so fast? We've only been home a couple of hours."
She gives him that look that so effectively conveys how cute she - the townie - thinks it is that the city boy still doesn't know how a little University town like theirs works even after a decade. "I was at hospital for this case and you rushing in like some bespectacled avenging angel through the ER was all anyone could talk about." She hacks off a big chunks of the cake, ignoring Hank's appalled look. "'That Doctor McCoy, such a good young man. He's such a good father and so accomplished too despite of that! All he needs is a good woman,'"she mimics. "Then it basically broke down into a pissing contest between all the nurses to see which of them 'deserves' to be said good woman."
Hank makes a face at that and moves to put the cake in the freezer.
"You could not imagine how much self-restraint I had to exercise to keep from telling them that Piotr the orderly with the arms is more your type," she quips, taking a huge bite of cake.
"Sorry, no, I don't want your sloppy seconds."
She sticks her tongue out at him. "Speaking of..."
He feels dread creeping up his spine. "No."
"What?" she says innocently. "It's just that I've got this old family friend coming up to visit and - "
"Raven, no."
"Hank, come on," she whines. "Brian's exactly your type! ...Physically at least."
"I've had enough of your 'old family friends' to last me a lifetime, thanks," he replies, backing away from her and effectively putting the kitchen counter between them.
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