I LIKE YOUR BEARD. :)))
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: Everyone should go pick up a copy of Streets of Gold, whether legally or not, because it is RIDIC.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: my favoritest Gin has made a delicious 3OH!3 primer right over here. GO. INDULGE. LEARN WHY THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY ADORABLE AND NOT DOUCHEY.
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: This is going to completely alienate a large percentage of my flist. HERE, HAVE A KE$HA SPAM.
So there's this girl, right.
Her name is Kesha Rose Sebert.
When she is not glammed up, she is totally adorable!
When she is glammed up, you might know her better as Ke$ha. \o/
Much like my similarly-beloved Lady GaGa, Ke$ha is not all that fond of pants. I'm not sure why I find this so endearing.
Lookit her sparkly leeeegs. ♥
Those tights. I want them.
You know one of the number one reasons I love Ke$ha? She is actually secretly a Real Girl. Look at that. Real legs (glittery, but I digress). No stick figure proportions. SHE HAS LOVE HANDLES, YOU GUYS. SHE HAS LOVE HANDLES, AND I HAVE A CRUSH.
GIGGLES! DEF LEPPARD SHIRT! HER FACE, OMG. ♥
Ke$ha is not amused by your fuckery. I want her bracelets.
FEATHERY SHOULDERPADS. ADAM WOULD BE PROUD.
He would also approve of this getup. Or try to steal it. SO GLAM.
Ke$ha often professes her love of all things shiny. I can get behind this.
I don't know if I have ever mentioned this, but I adore freckles.
She doesn't even look legal here, oh my god. STOP BEING SO TEENY AND CUTE, KE$HA.
Seriously. Kesha Rose, you look about SIXTEEN. NOT TWENTY-TWO. SIXTEEN.
Again with the cute! As much as I love your trashy gutter glam look, bb, you should forgo the sparkles more often if it makes you this darling.
But she rocks the sparkles too, so it's all good.
I'm not even sure what that guitar thing is.
I secretly find her sort of gorgeous here. This picture is, incidentally, on a billboard for some radio station near my house.
Feathers! Pretty! Cleavage!
Another reason to love the Ke$ha: She did this collab with my boys Nat Motte and Sean Foreman! It is called "Blah Blah Blah".
There are several things I feel the need to address about this picture.
1. NATHANIEL MOTTE WHERE IS YOUR HAND.
2. sean is like "oi, grope me too. :|"
3. /makes tiny SLEAZE OT3 flag, waves furiously
The video itself. Ke$ha is an absolute brat and she knows it. Somehow this endears her to me. I cannot figure it out.
And then they collab'd right back at her with "My First Kiss"! Unfortunately, I cannot find/am too lazy to keep looking for screenshots. Also, they were never actually in the same frame for reals. HAVE A VIDEO LINK INSTEAD.
Most people know my girl for "TiK ToK", which is pretty fucking fierce and also very ridiculous, and which I totally danced to on prom night. Watch for Some Dude That Looks Like Gabe Saporta at 1:17!
And last but not least, "Your Love Is My Drug". This might be the most awesome thing Ke$ha has ever done, ever. Elephants! Tiger masks! Adorable ridiculous romance with a cute hippie dude! AND THEN IT TURNS INTO LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH.
So that's Ke$ha. Please don't hate her too much, because I love her and she is great.
RAWK.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: my favoritest Gin has made a delicious 3OH!3 primer right over here. GO. INDULGE. LEARN WHY THEY ARE ACTUALLY REALLY ADORABLE AND NOT DOUCHEY.
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: This is going to completely alienate a large percentage of my flist. HERE, HAVE A KE$HA SPAM.
So there's this girl, right.
Her name is Kesha Rose Sebert.
When she is not glammed up, she is totally adorable!
When she is glammed up, you might know her better as Ke$ha. \o/
Much like my similarly-beloved Lady GaGa, Ke$ha is not all that fond of pants. I'm not sure why I find this so endearing.
Lookit her sparkly leeeegs. ♥
Those tights. I want them.
You know one of the number one reasons I love Ke$ha? She is actually secretly a Real Girl. Look at that. Real legs (glittery, but I digress). No stick figure proportions. SHE HAS LOVE HANDLES, YOU GUYS. SHE HAS LOVE HANDLES, AND I HAVE A CRUSH.
GIGGLES! DEF LEPPARD SHIRT! HER FACE, OMG. ♥
Ke$ha is not amused by your fuckery. I want her bracelets.
FEATHERY SHOULDERPADS. ADAM WOULD BE PROUD.
He would also approve of this getup. Or try to steal it. SO GLAM.
Ke$ha often professes her love of all things shiny. I can get behind this.
I don't know if I have ever mentioned this, but I adore freckles.
She doesn't even look legal here, oh my god. STOP BEING SO TEENY AND CUTE, KE$HA.
Seriously. Kesha Rose, you look about SIXTEEN. NOT TWENTY-TWO. SIXTEEN.
Again with the cute! As much as I love your trashy gutter glam look, bb, you should forgo the sparkles more often if it makes you this darling.
But she rocks the sparkles too, so it's all good.
I'm not even sure what that guitar thing is.
I secretly find her sort of gorgeous here. This picture is, incidentally, on a billboard for some radio station near my house.
Feathers! Pretty! Cleavage!
Another reason to love the Ke$ha: She did this collab with my boys Nat Motte and Sean Foreman! It is called "Blah Blah Blah".
There are several things I feel the need to address about this picture.
1. NATHANIEL MOTTE WHERE IS YOUR HAND.
2. sean is like "oi, grope me too. :|"
3. /makes tiny SLEAZE OT3 flag, waves furiously
Click to viewThe video itself. Ke$ha is an absolute brat and she knows it. Somehow this endears her to me. I cannot figure it out.
And then they collab'd right back at her with "My First Kiss"! Unfortunately, I cannot find/am too lazy to keep looking for screenshots. Also, they were never actually in the same frame for reals. HAVE A VIDEO LINK INSTEAD.
Most people know my girl for "TiK ToK", which is pretty fucking fierce and also very ridiculous, and which I totally danced to on prom night. Watch for Some Dude That Looks Like Gabe Saporta at 1:17!
And last but not least, "Your Love Is My Drug". This might be the most awesome thing Ke$ha has ever done, ever. Elephants! Tiger masks! Adorable ridiculous romance with a cute hippie dude! AND THEN IT TURNS INTO LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS. I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH.
So that's Ke$ha. Please don't hate her too much, because I love her and she is great.
RAWK.