you're just lucky mychem didn't make it into this conversation.
1st_eggokage: and honestly
1st_eggokage: why has no one written adam/jun yet?!
1st_eggokage: .....at this point i'm going to have to do it myself, huh.
teh_slush: ...yup! :D
1st_eggokage: ................lol
1st_eggokage: dude
1st_eggokage: what if
1st_eggokage: allison sends him a link to a performance on youtube
1st_eggokage: and is like LOOK IT'S YOUR TWIN
1st_eggokage: and then they happen to run into each other somewhere
teh_slush: fffff THAT WOULD WORK
teh_slush: there's always the "they meet in a club" plot?
1st_eggokage: SEE I REALLY LIKE THAT PLOT.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE I'M LAZY.
1st_eggokage: and psh you think adam wouldn't go clubbing in tokyo?
1st_eggokage: WE KNOW HE HAS A TYPE AND THAT TYPE IS "SHORTER THAN HIM"
1st_eggokage: well and southern
1st_eggokage: but
1st_eggokage: whatever
teh_slush: ...lol that just makes me think "ADAM SHOULD FIND AN OSAKAN INSTEAD"
1st_eggokage: klgjaskldfjsadlkjfsld
1st_eggokage: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
teh_slush: A SHORT OSAKAN
1st_eggokage: ASJDFLKSADJFLASKDF
1st_eggokage: DYING
1st_eggokage: DEAD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: SOB CAN HE HAVE BOTH?
1st_eggokage: SEEING AS HOW RYO AND JUN ARE BFF AND GO OUT ALL THE TIME
teh_slush: YES.
teh_slush: YES HE CAN.
teh_slush: lololol I can even imagine adam logicking this out
teh_slush: "oh he's from that osaka place, that's kind of like japanese texas, right?"
teh_slush: "I can work with this."
1st_eggokage: ............../DEAD
1st_eggokage: WHY AM I IMAGINING THIS PLAYING OUT ON THE PHONE WITH KRIS
1st_eggokage: WHO IS LIKE
1st_eggokage: FACEPALMING
1st_eggokage: and adam's just like /plots
1st_eggokage: maybe... idk he thinks ryo's cute and goes over to talk to him and then he's like WAIT YOU'RE THAT GUY at jun and jun's like "......?"
1st_eggokage: and then adam's like "....oh yeah language barrier. UM. /FAILJAPANESE"
1st_eggokage: and jun continues to be all ".........."
1st_eggokage: except it's "........" with a side of "oh hey, cute gaijin"
teh_slush: sparkly gaijin
1st_eggokage: SO SPARKLY.
1st_eggokage: and adam's just all earnest and flirty and jun is like DO I KNOW YOU OR SOMETHING??
1st_eggokage: I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER A SIX FOOT TWO GUY WITH MORE GLITTER THAN A JR COSTUME
1st_eggokage: ...............................oh my god
1st_eggokage: oh my god ginny
1st_eggokage: ginny
teh_slush: what
1st_eggokage: ginny we don't even need to have adam go there
1st_eggokage: where does he live?
1st_eggokage: la.
1st_eggokage: and who is in la and speaks english?
teh_slush: ...oh my god
1st_eggokage: aklsfdjasldkfjasdklfjasldk
teh_slush: yessssss
1st_eggokage: I MEAN AT LEAST JUN HAS SENSE AND MORALS AND STUFF, IT IS HARD TO GET HIM TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE THAT AREN'T ARASHI OR SHUN
1st_eggokage: JIN HAS NO SUCH QUALMS
1st_eggokage: jin is all over that.
teh_slush: and then they'd get glitter all over each other.
1st_eggokage: jin doesn't glitter though.
1st_eggokage: ....oh my god but he would so want to
1st_eggokage: and then it would be MAKEOVER TIME!
teh_slush: sdlfkj THEY ARE SUCH GIRLS
1st_eggokage: THEY ARE THEY ARE ASLKDFJALDFKSD
teh_slush: THEY PROBABLY DO EACH OTHER'S NAILS AND HAIR TOO
teh_slush: ...why does my brain want gaga in the mix too
teh_slush: just for extra sparkle
1st_eggokage: WELL WE KNOW JIN HAS AN ~ARTISTIC CRUSH~ ON HER
1st_eggokage: but seriously i don't even know where she is right now
1st_eggokage: /asks wiki
teh_slush: maybe jin and adam just flail over her
teh_slush: because you know they would
1st_eggokage: LOL JIN WOULD BE SO JEALOUS
1st_eggokage: "YOU WORKED WITH HER?!"
1st_eggokage: FANDOM WHERE IS MY JACK HARKNESS/ADAM LAMBERT PORN BTW
teh_slush: LSDFJK AAAA
1st_eggokage: I WANTS.
teh_slush: CAN WE JUST HAVE MORE JACK HARKNESS/EVERYONE
1st_eggokage: AND MORE ADAM/EVERYONE.
1st_eggokage: THEY ARE SUCH WHORES ASDLKFJSD.
1st_eggokage: THEY MAKE JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK LOOK FUCKING CELIBATE
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: KIRK HAS BANGED EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY
teh_slush: JACK HAS BANGED EVERYONE IN THE COSMOS
teh_slush: IN EVERY POSSIBLE TIME AND UNIVERSE
1st_eggokage: EXACTLY!!!
1st_eggokage: ALSKDFJLSAKD.
1st_eggokage: I JUST WANT MORE SLUTTY CROSSOVERS.
1st_eggokage: ADAM AND JIN FROM THE RPS CONTINGENT
1st_eggokage: KIRK AND JACK FROM THE SCI-FI END OF THE SPECTRUM
1st_eggokage: idk i can't think of anyone else skanky enough
teh_slush: see
teh_slush: see the universe had to separate them
teh_slush: because if they all hooked up the universe would explode in a cloud of sparkles
1st_eggokage: kdfsdfksjadfas
1st_eggokage: can i post like
1st_eggokage: this entire convo
1st_eggokage: i feel it is important
1st_eggokage: and could probably cause world peace
1st_eggokage: or something
1st_eggokage: i mean that's what gaga says.
1st_eggokage: glitter -> world peace
teh_slush: gaga speaks the truth.
1st_eggokage: why has no one written adam/jun yet?!
1st_eggokage: .....at this point i'm going to have to do it myself, huh.
teh_slush: ...yup! :D
1st_eggokage: ................lol
1st_eggokage: dude
1st_eggokage: what if
1st_eggokage: allison sends him a link to a performance on youtube
1st_eggokage: and is like LOOK IT'S YOUR TWIN
1st_eggokage: and then they happen to run into each other somewhere
teh_slush: fffff THAT WOULD WORK
teh_slush: there's always the "they meet in a club" plot?
1st_eggokage: SEE I REALLY LIKE THAT PLOT.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE I'M LAZY.
1st_eggokage: and psh you think adam wouldn't go clubbing in tokyo?
1st_eggokage: WE KNOW HE HAS A TYPE AND THAT TYPE IS "SHORTER THAN HIM"
1st_eggokage: well and southern
1st_eggokage: but
1st_eggokage: whatever
teh_slush: ...lol that just makes me think "ADAM SHOULD FIND AN OSAKAN INSTEAD"
1st_eggokage: klgjaskldfjsadlkjfsld
1st_eggokage: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
teh_slush: A SHORT OSAKAN
1st_eggokage: ASJDFLKSADJFLASKDF
1st_eggokage: DYING
1st_eggokage: DEAD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: SOB CAN HE HAVE BOTH?
1st_eggokage: SEEING AS HOW RYO AND JUN ARE BFF AND GO OUT ALL THE TIME
teh_slush: YES.
teh_slush: YES HE CAN.
teh_slush: lololol I can even imagine adam logicking this out
teh_slush: "oh he's from that osaka place, that's kind of like japanese texas, right?"
teh_slush: "I can work with this."
1st_eggokage: ............../DEAD
1st_eggokage: WHY AM I IMAGINING THIS PLAYING OUT ON THE PHONE WITH KRIS
1st_eggokage: WHO IS LIKE
1st_eggokage: FACEPALMING
1st_eggokage: and adam's just like /plots
1st_eggokage: maybe... idk he thinks ryo's cute and goes over to talk to him and then he's like WAIT YOU'RE THAT GUY at jun and jun's like "......?"
1st_eggokage: and then adam's like "....oh yeah language barrier. UM. /FAILJAPANESE"
1st_eggokage: and jun continues to be all ".........."
1st_eggokage: except it's "........" with a side of "oh hey, cute gaijin"
teh_slush: sparkly gaijin
1st_eggokage: SO SPARKLY.
1st_eggokage: and adam's just all earnest and flirty and jun is like DO I KNOW YOU OR SOMETHING??
1st_eggokage: I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER A SIX FOOT TWO GUY WITH MORE GLITTER THAN A JR COSTUME
1st_eggokage: ...............................oh my god
1st_eggokage: oh my god ginny
1st_eggokage: ginny
teh_slush: what
1st_eggokage: ginny we don't even need to have adam go there
1st_eggokage: where does he live?
1st_eggokage: la.
1st_eggokage: and who is in la and speaks english?
teh_slush: ...oh my god
1st_eggokage: aklsfdjasldkfjasdklfjasldk
teh_slush: yessssss
1st_eggokage: I MEAN AT LEAST JUN HAS SENSE AND MORALS AND STUFF, IT IS HARD TO GET HIM TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE THAT AREN'T ARASHI OR SHUN
1st_eggokage: JIN HAS NO SUCH QUALMS
1st_eggokage: jin is all over that.
teh_slush: and then they'd get glitter all over each other.
1st_eggokage: jin doesn't glitter though.
1st_eggokage: ....oh my god but he would so want to
1st_eggokage: and then it would be MAKEOVER TIME!
teh_slush: sdlfkj THEY ARE SUCH GIRLS
1st_eggokage: THEY ARE THEY ARE ASLKDFJALDFKSD
teh_slush: THEY PROBABLY DO EACH OTHER'S NAILS AND HAIR TOO
teh_slush: ...why does my brain want gaga in the mix too
teh_slush: just for extra sparkle
1st_eggokage: WELL WE KNOW JIN HAS AN ~ARTISTIC CRUSH~ ON HER
1st_eggokage: but seriously i don't even know where she is right now
1st_eggokage: /asks wiki
teh_slush: maybe jin and adam just flail over her
teh_slush: because you know they would
1st_eggokage: LOL JIN WOULD BE SO JEALOUS
1st_eggokage: "YOU WORKED WITH HER?!"
1st_eggokage: FANDOM WHERE IS MY JACK HARKNESS/ADAM LAMBERT PORN BTW
teh_slush: LSDFJK AAAA
1st_eggokage: I WANTS.
teh_slush: CAN WE JUST HAVE MORE JACK HARKNESS/EVERYONE
1st_eggokage: AND MORE ADAM/EVERYONE.
1st_eggokage: THEY ARE SUCH WHORES ASDLKFJSD.
1st_eggokage: THEY MAKE JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK LOOK FUCKING CELIBATE
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: KIRK HAS BANGED EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY
teh_slush: JACK HAS BANGED EVERYONE IN THE COSMOS
teh_slush: IN EVERY POSSIBLE TIME AND UNIVERSE
1st_eggokage: EXACTLY!!!
1st_eggokage: ALSKDFJLSAKD.
1st_eggokage: I JUST WANT MORE SLUTTY CROSSOVERS.
1st_eggokage: ADAM AND JIN FROM THE RPS CONTINGENT
1st_eggokage: KIRK AND JACK FROM THE SCI-FI END OF THE SPECTRUM
1st_eggokage: idk i can't think of anyone else skanky enough
teh_slush: see
teh_slush: see the universe had to separate them
teh_slush: because if they all hooked up the universe would explode in a cloud of sparkles
1st_eggokage: kdfsdfksjadfas
1st_eggokage: can i post like
1st_eggokage: this entire convo
1st_eggokage: i feel it is important
1st_eggokage: and could probably cause world peace
1st_eggokage: or something
1st_eggokage: i mean that's what gaga says.
1st_eggokage: glitter -> world peace
teh_slush: gaga speaks the truth.