Kamen Rider Kabuto 05+06 - "YOU ARE A SHOW ABOUT BUGS AND KICKING, YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE PATHOS"
huh. two chatlog posts in a row. oh, people with too much time on their hands~ ♫
1st_eggokage: yeah, the last one was the one with the rain
1st_eggokage: because I made Bad Romance jokes
teh_slush: I STILL LOVE THE RAINBOW EXPLOSIONS hi hiro
1st_eggokage: tendou i hate you
1st_eggokage: why are you so pretty
teh_slush: ARE WE IN THE MATRIX NOW
1st_eggokage: WHO IS THIS CREEP.
teh_slush: AGENT SMITH
1st_eggokage: HE HAS ANGRY CHEEKBONES.
1st_eggokage: LIKE SUBARU.
1st_eggokage: what, we're capturing tendou now
teh_slush: I'd capture tendou.
1st_eggokage: I TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1st_eggokage: (me too.)
teh_slush: (with my vagina)
teh_slush: I still fail to understand most of what happens in this op
1st_eggokage: does it really matter?
teh_slush: It's like some kind of surrealist film through the eyes of a bug
teh_slush: BLARGH ALIENS BLARGH
teh_slush: oh jesus what is that
1st_eggokage: IT'S A SMOKER
1st_eggokage: OMFG
1st_eggokage: EXTRA NECK TONGUES
teh_slush: AAAA
teh_slush: Oh yay it's the x-shaped laser guys to the rescue
teh_slush: and the minivan of power
1st_eggokage: Man, these guys are beyond useless.
teh_slush: seriously
teh_slush: YOU GUYS SHOULD BE WEARING RED OR SOMETHING
1st_eggokage: I STILL THINK IT'S HILARIOUS
1st_eggokage: THAT THE PORTABLE HQ
1st_eggokage: IS A FUCKING SOCCER MOM VAN
1st_eggokage: I MEAN REALLY
teh_slush: ...god this is the first time we've watched bugs since we started watching brain science, isn't it
1st_eggokage: ...yup
teh_slush: NOW I CAN ONLY SEE HIS BIGASS EYES
1st_eggokage: EW, IT'S KAGAMI'S JERK OF AN ESTRANGED FATHER.
teh_slush: ...you know what's funny
1st_eggokage: GTFO.
1st_eggokage: what.
teh_slush: the second I see that guy I think "is that japanese anthony stewart head"
teh_slush: AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE A DAD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
1st_eggokage: THANK YOU.
teh_slush: YAY I'M NOT A CRAZY
1st_eggokage: /sci-five
teh_slush: /bug-five
1st_eggokage: /what the hell does that look like
teh_slush: /wiggly fingers of terror
1st_eggokage: /awesome.
teh_slush: /you know it.
1st_eggokage: waaaaaaaaaah
1st_eggokage: did you see
1st_eggokage: did you
1st_eggokage: he was smiling
1st_eggokage: and being enthusiastic
teh_slush: awwwww
teh_slush: emotion is a good look on you, tendou
1st_eggokage: hiyori's like "omg die" and tendou's like NOT UNTIL I STEAL YOUR COOKING SKILLS 8D
1st_eggokage: Okay, honestly? I'm going to have to find somewhere that recaps episodes, because I have no idea what's going on.
teh_slush: Me neither!
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING SO VAGUE.
1st_eggokage: YOU ARE A SHOW ABOUT BUGS.
1st_eggokage: AND KICKING.
1st_eggokage: YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE PATHOS AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND A REAL PLOT.
teh_slush: CAN WE JUST REPLACE ALL THE DIALOGUE WITH HENSHIN
1st_eggokage: ASKLDJFS NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY WHEN I TELL THEM KABUTO HAS A LEGITIMATELY GOOD STORY.
1st_eggokage: WHY IS HE SMILING
1st_eggokage: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT'S HOT, OKAY
1st_eggokage: or maybe just because kagami's not around.
1st_eggokage: maybe he only puts on his bitchface when his crush is nearby.
teh_slush: possibly
1st_eggokage: he's playing hard to get.
teh_slush: ALSO I KIND OF LIKE THIS NEW ALIEN BUG
teh_slush: COMPARED TO PAST ALIEN BUGS
1st_eggokage: this one looks like a squid
1st_eggokage: i like it too.
teh_slush: Kagamin stop pretending to like girls.
1st_eggokage: Kagami, you are so cute and awkward, ilusm.
1st_eggokage: ...man
1st_eggokage: someone should write tendou souji, vampire hunter
teh_slush: ...fffffff
teh_slush: ...I CAN'T UNSEE THE EYES
1st_eggokage: AND WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS EPISODE TRYING TO ROMANCE HIYORI.
teh_slush: BECAUSE SHE'S SNUGGLY?
1st_eggokage: yeah but seriously?
teh_slush: maybe this episode has a new writer
1st_eggokage: ....that's really subtle, kagami!
teh_slush: Okay, seriously, lugging around a camera with ZECT on the panel?
1st_eggokage: SO SUBTLE.
teh_slush: VERY SUBTLE.
teh_slush: The Worm is subtle too.
1st_eggokage: so is the SOCCER MOM VAN WITH NO PLATES
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
teh_slush: WE HAVE A SUBTLE CAMERA TRACKING A SUBTLE INTOXICATED ALIEN BEING FOLLOWED BY A SUBTLE SOCCER MOM VAN DRIVEN BY A GUY WITH SUBTLE CHEEKBONES
teh_slush: And that is today's episode.
1st_eggokage: MAN
1st_eggokage: IT WOULD ALMOST BE MORE FUN TO WATCH THIS WITH NO SUBS AND DUB IT OURSELVES
teh_slush: ...oh my god what are your teeth
1st_eggokage: aksldjfasdlfasd
1st_eggokage: god
1st_eggokage: just make out already
teh_slush: seriously
1st_eggokage: WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE ANGSTY SIGH.
teh_slush: that was a "my boyfriend is a moron" sigh
teh_slush: This Worm is awful at blending in.
1st_eggokage: it seriously is.
teh_slush: I mean, they all are
teh_slush: But seriously.
teh_slush: You don't wander along looking like you've had too many drinks
1st_eggokage: YAY KAGAMI \o/
teh_slush: Yaaaay Kagamin to the rescue~
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE HAVE SENSE
1st_eggokage: AND A HEART
1st_eggokage: yes, they're screwing
1st_eggokage: that counts as a connection
teh_slush: Oh lol I forgot ZECT still doesn't know about Tendou
teh_slush: /can't pay attention at all
1st_eggokage: /too busy watching Kagami/Tendou having UST to care
teh_slush: /yeah exactly
1st_eggokage: CUTTING THROUGH A CAR WITH A TINY AXE AND THEN JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.
1st_eggokage: MAN.
1st_eggokage: THIS SHOW MAKES ME HAPPY.
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS THE BEST
teh_slush: ALL THE SLASH OF A DRAMA WITHOUT ALL THE PLOT
teh_slush: AND WITH EXTRA RAINBOWS
1st_eggokage: AND EXPLOSIONS
teh_slush: RAINBOW EXPLOSIONS
1st_eggokage: GOD I LOVE TOKU
1st_eggokage: GUYS PLZ GO FIND HIYORI BEFORE SHE HAS A PANIC ATTACK
teh_slush: PANIC ATTACKS ARE BAD, RUN GUYS
1st_eggokage: WHAT
1st_eggokage: ASKLDFJ YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF THERE
1st_eggokage: PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES
teh_slush: THERE WAS A GIANT LENS FLARE THAT KILLED ALIENS
1st_eggokage: shit blew up and tendou got himself caught by a soccer mom van
1st_eggokage: and a couple of jeeps.
1st_eggokage: gg tendou.
teh_slush: and kagamin tried to rescue him by shouting his name
teh_slush: which usually has a better effect in other situations
1st_eggokage: oh, kagami. <3
teh_slush: ONLY KAGAMI CAN DO THAT
1st_eggokage: tendou does not react well to people other than kagami touching his junk. :|
1st_eggokage: i mean his belt. :|
1st_eggokage: what is this op even.
teh_slush: it's bugs.
teh_slush: bugs on acid.
1st_eggokage: gay bugs on acid.
1st_eggokage: sjkdlfs kagami's face
teh_slush: don't listen to cheekbone man
1st_eggokage: he's like "......¬_¬"
1st_eggokage: TENDOU ARE YOU SERIOUS.
teh_slush: NO HE'S GOING TO SHIP SOMEONE WITH IT oh never mind
teh_slush: what the hell
teh_slush: ...whip
teh_slush: I meant to say whip
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: freudian slip much?
1st_eggokage: OKAY WHO IS THIS CREEP.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T LIKE HIM OR HIS SUBARU CHEEKBONES.
1st_eggokage: now will someone please go rescue hiyori
teh_slush: meanwhile back at the tower
1st_eggokage: i'm kind of worried-
teh_slush: can we pretend she's just taking a little nap
1st_eggokage: ...................
teh_slush: ...u-um
1st_eggokage: handcuffs.
1st_eggokage: seriously?
1st_eggokage: *______________*
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: COCKY BITCH
1st_eggokage: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
teh_slush: ALL WE NEED IS SOME HEAVIER INTERROGATION
teh_slush: Y/N
1st_eggokage: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
1st_eggokage: GOD KAGAMI YOU GIRL
1st_eggokage: do you always monologue about your schemes
teh_slush: what, you don't.
1st_eggokage: clearly there is something wrong with me
1st_eggokage: YES HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED
1st_eggokage: COME ON KAGAMI
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE YOUR BOYFRIEND
teh_slush: HIYORI DON'T BE LIKE THAT
teh_slush: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT EVERYONE WANTS TO HANDCUFF HIM
1st_eggokage: (can we really blame them?)
teh_slush: (not at all)
1st_eggokage: also don't you people have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
1st_eggokage: LIKE THAT, FOR INSTANCE
teh_slush: ALIEN BUGS KILLING PEOPLE IS GENERALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN KIDNAPPING SUPERHEROES
teh_slush: ...ILU TENDOU
1st_eggokage: ........TENDOU ILUSM
teh_slush: PHYSICS IS TENDOU'S BITCH
1st_eggokage: OKAY SERIOUSLY?
teh_slush: ...seriously why is he smiling
1st_eggokage: WHY IS HE ONLY SMILING AROUND HIYORI
teh_slush: ...TENDOU
1st_eggokage: again.
1st_eggokage: cocky. bitch.
1st_eggokage: i love him.
1st_eggokage: also the look on his face when hiyori hung up on him?
1st_eggokage: priceless.
teh_slush: I'm not sure whether to start shipping ot3 or just kidnap hiro.
1st_eggokage: ........WHO IS RUNNING THIS INTERROGATION
1st_eggokage: TENDOU YOU FREAKFACE ILU.
teh_slush: TENDOU RUNS THE WORLD, OKAY
1st_eggokage: okay I honestly don't know what's going on here
1st_eggokage: I'm just infinitely amused by Kagami being so incredibly gay for a guy he hated a few episodes ago
1st_eggokage: ...BEST DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE EVER
teh_slush: I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CARRY A WIND-UP DUCK WITH ME FROM NOW ON
teh_slush: Okay I think cheekbones-san is a worm.
1st_eggokage: ...............
1st_eggokage: I am down with interrogations with a bit of pain!
1st_eggokage: .....god that's hot
1st_eggokage: ajskfdlsadfsd his legs
teh_slush: sldfkj seriously
teh_slush: wear skinny jeans forever hiro
1st_eggokage: they're just. so long and slender and it's incredibly easy to imagine them wrapped around someone's hips and *______*
teh_slush: WHO'S GOOD.
1st_eggokage: YOU CALLED IT.
1st_eggokage: (he really does look like subaru in ten years!)
1st_eggokage: ....that was a really good one-liner and anyone who says otherwise will be rider kick'd.
teh_slush: I LOVE HOW CLOCKING UP REALLY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT LET HIM BEAT UP ALIENS WHO'VE CLOCKED UP
1st_eggokage: never going to get tired of the constant crotchshots
1st_eggokage: ever
teh_slush: crotchshots are entirely necessary
1st_eggokage: god kagami has such gorgeous lips
1st_eggokage: I WANT PORN.
teh_slush: ME TOO.
1st_eggokage: .....what the
teh_slush: ...DID TENDOU MAKE RAINBOWS HAPPEN FOR HIYORI
teh_slush: he can just
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD HE DID.
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T EVEN.
teh_slush: call sparkles into existence
teh_slush: ILU TENDOU
1st_eggokage: are they going to give us an explanation
1st_eggokage: NO.
1st_eggokage: NO THEY ARE NOT.
1st_eggokage: AJSKDLFJASD.
teh_slush: FUCK EXPLANATIONS
teh_slush: TENDOU RUNS THE WORLD
1st_eggokage: I CAN NEVER TELL IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY OR NOT AKSJDFLAKFJDAS
1st_eggokage: what the hell is this bond villain guy going on about
teh_slush: who cares, I like glasses man
1st_eggokage: me too, who the hell is he
teh_slush: who cares, he has glasses!
1st_eggokage: OMG NEW RIDER
teh_slush: YAY KAMEN RIDER HAS MORE THAN ONE RIDER
1st_eggokage: .....what the fuck, who's getting married?
1st_eggokage: yeah, the last one was the one with the rain
1st_eggokage: because I made Bad Romance jokes
teh_slush: I STILL LOVE THE RAINBOW EXPLOSIONS hi hiro
1st_eggokage: tendou i hate you
1st_eggokage: why are you so pretty
teh_slush: ARE WE IN THE MATRIX NOW
1st_eggokage: WHO IS THIS CREEP.
teh_slush: AGENT SMITH
1st_eggokage: HE HAS ANGRY CHEEKBONES.
1st_eggokage: LIKE SUBARU.
1st_eggokage: what, we're capturing tendou now
teh_slush: I'd capture tendou.
1st_eggokage: I TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1st_eggokage: (me too.)
teh_slush: (with my vagina)
teh_slush: I still fail to understand most of what happens in this op
1st_eggokage: does it really matter?
teh_slush: It's like some kind of surrealist film through the eyes of a bug
teh_slush: BLARGH ALIENS BLARGH
teh_slush: oh jesus what is that
1st_eggokage: IT'S A SMOKER
1st_eggokage: OMFG
1st_eggokage: EXTRA NECK TONGUES
teh_slush: AAAA
teh_slush: Oh yay it's the x-shaped laser guys to the rescue
teh_slush: and the minivan of power
1st_eggokage: Man, these guys are beyond useless.
teh_slush: seriously
teh_slush: YOU GUYS SHOULD BE WEARING RED OR SOMETHING
1st_eggokage: I STILL THINK IT'S HILARIOUS
1st_eggokage: THAT THE PORTABLE HQ
1st_eggokage: IS A FUCKING SOCCER MOM VAN
1st_eggokage: I MEAN REALLY
teh_slush: ...god this is the first time we've watched bugs since we started watching brain science, isn't it
1st_eggokage: ...yup
teh_slush: NOW I CAN ONLY SEE HIS BIGASS EYES
1st_eggokage: EW, IT'S KAGAMI'S JERK OF AN ESTRANGED FATHER.
teh_slush: ...you know what's funny
1st_eggokage: GTFO.
1st_eggokage: what.
teh_slush: the second I see that guy I think "is that japanese anthony stewart head"
teh_slush: AND HE TURNS OUT TO BE A DAD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE
1st_eggokage: THANK YOU.
teh_slush: YAY I'M NOT A CRAZY
1st_eggokage: /sci-five
teh_slush: /bug-five
1st_eggokage: /what the hell does that look like
teh_slush: /wiggly fingers of terror
1st_eggokage: /awesome.
teh_slush: /you know it.
1st_eggokage: waaaaaaaaaah
1st_eggokage: did you see
1st_eggokage: did you
1st_eggokage: he was smiling
1st_eggokage: and being enthusiastic
teh_slush: awwwww
teh_slush: emotion is a good look on you, tendou
1st_eggokage: hiyori's like "omg die" and tendou's like NOT UNTIL I STEAL YOUR COOKING SKILLS 8D
1st_eggokage: Okay, honestly? I'm going to have to find somewhere that recaps episodes, because I have no idea what's going on.
teh_slush: Me neither!
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING SO VAGUE.
1st_eggokage: YOU ARE A SHOW ABOUT BUGS.
1st_eggokage: AND KICKING.
1st_eggokage: YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE PATHOS AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND A REAL PLOT.
teh_slush: CAN WE JUST REPLACE ALL THE DIALOGUE WITH HENSHIN
1st_eggokage: ASKLDJFS NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY WHEN I TELL THEM KABUTO HAS A LEGITIMATELY GOOD STORY.
1st_eggokage: WHY IS HE SMILING
1st_eggokage: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT'S HOT, OKAY
1st_eggokage: or maybe just because kagami's not around.
1st_eggokage: maybe he only puts on his bitchface when his crush is nearby.
teh_slush: possibly
1st_eggokage: he's playing hard to get.
teh_slush: ALSO I KIND OF LIKE THIS NEW ALIEN BUG
teh_slush: COMPARED TO PAST ALIEN BUGS
1st_eggokage: this one looks like a squid
1st_eggokage: i like it too.
teh_slush: Kagamin stop pretending to like girls.
1st_eggokage: Kagami, you are so cute and awkward, ilusm.
1st_eggokage: ...man
1st_eggokage: someone should write tendou souji, vampire hunter
teh_slush: ...fffffff
teh_slush: ...I CAN'T UNSEE THE EYES
1st_eggokage: AND WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS EPISODE TRYING TO ROMANCE HIYORI.
teh_slush: BECAUSE SHE'S SNUGGLY?
1st_eggokage: yeah but seriously?
teh_slush: maybe this episode has a new writer
1st_eggokage: ....that's really subtle, kagami!
teh_slush: Okay, seriously, lugging around a camera with ZECT on the panel?
1st_eggokage: SO SUBTLE.
teh_slush: VERY SUBTLE.
teh_slush: The Worm is subtle too.
1st_eggokage: so is the SOCCER MOM VAN WITH NO PLATES
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
teh_slush: WE HAVE A SUBTLE CAMERA TRACKING A SUBTLE INTOXICATED ALIEN BEING FOLLOWED BY A SUBTLE SOCCER MOM VAN DRIVEN BY A GUY WITH SUBTLE CHEEKBONES
teh_slush: And that is today's episode.
1st_eggokage: MAN
1st_eggokage: IT WOULD ALMOST BE MORE FUN TO WATCH THIS WITH NO SUBS AND DUB IT OURSELVES
teh_slush: ...oh my god what are your teeth
1st_eggokage: aksldjfasdlfasd
1st_eggokage: god
1st_eggokage: just make out already
teh_slush: seriously
1st_eggokage: WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE ANGSTY SIGH.
teh_slush: that was a "my boyfriend is a moron" sigh
teh_slush: This Worm is awful at blending in.
1st_eggokage: it seriously is.
teh_slush: I mean, they all are
teh_slush: But seriously.
teh_slush: You don't wander along looking like you've had too many drinks
1st_eggokage: YAY KAGAMI \o/
teh_slush: Yaaaay Kagamin to the rescue~
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE HAVE SENSE
1st_eggokage: AND A HEART
1st_eggokage: yes, they're screwing
1st_eggokage: that counts as a connection
teh_slush: Oh lol I forgot ZECT still doesn't know about Tendou
teh_slush: /can't pay attention at all
1st_eggokage: /too busy watching Kagami/Tendou having UST to care
teh_slush: /yeah exactly
1st_eggokage: CUTTING THROUGH A CAR WITH A TINY AXE AND THEN JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE.
1st_eggokage: MAN.
1st_eggokage: THIS SHOW MAKES ME HAPPY.
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS THE BEST
teh_slush: ALL THE SLASH OF A DRAMA WITHOUT ALL THE PLOT
teh_slush: AND WITH EXTRA RAINBOWS
1st_eggokage: AND EXPLOSIONS
teh_slush: RAINBOW EXPLOSIONS
1st_eggokage: GOD I LOVE TOKU
1st_eggokage: GUYS PLZ GO FIND HIYORI BEFORE SHE HAS A PANIC ATTACK
teh_slush: PANIC ATTACKS ARE BAD, RUN GUYS
1st_eggokage: WHAT
1st_eggokage: ASKLDFJ YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF THERE
1st_eggokage: PREVIOUSLY ON HEROES
teh_slush: THERE WAS A GIANT LENS FLARE THAT KILLED ALIENS
1st_eggokage: shit blew up and tendou got himself caught by a soccer mom van
1st_eggokage: and a couple of jeeps.
1st_eggokage: gg tendou.
teh_slush: and kagamin tried to rescue him by shouting his name
teh_slush: which usually has a better effect in other situations
1st_eggokage: oh, kagami. <3
teh_slush: ONLY KAGAMI CAN DO THAT
1st_eggokage: tendou does not react well to people other than kagami touching his junk. :|
1st_eggokage: i mean his belt. :|
1st_eggokage: what is this op even.
teh_slush: it's bugs.
teh_slush: bugs on acid.
1st_eggokage: gay bugs on acid.
1st_eggokage: sjkdlfs kagami's face
teh_slush: don't listen to cheekbone man
1st_eggokage: he's like "......¬_¬"
1st_eggokage: TENDOU ARE YOU SERIOUS.
teh_slush: NO HE'S GOING TO SHIP SOMEONE WITH IT oh never mind
teh_slush: what the hell
teh_slush: ...whip
teh_slush: I meant to say whip
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: freudian slip much?
1st_eggokage: OKAY WHO IS THIS CREEP.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T LIKE HIM OR HIS SUBARU CHEEKBONES.
1st_eggokage: now will someone please go rescue hiyori
teh_slush: meanwhile back at the tower
1st_eggokage: i'm kind of worried-
teh_slush: can we pretend she's just taking a little nap
1st_eggokage: ...................
teh_slush: ...u-um
1st_eggokage: handcuffs.
1st_eggokage: seriously?
1st_eggokage: *______________*
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: COCKY BITCH
1st_eggokage: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
teh_slush: ALL WE NEED IS SOME HEAVIER INTERROGATION
teh_slush: Y/N
1st_eggokage: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
1st_eggokage: GOD KAGAMI YOU GIRL
1st_eggokage: do you always monologue about your schemes
teh_slush: what, you don't.
1st_eggokage: clearly there is something wrong with me
1st_eggokage: YES HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED
1st_eggokage: COME ON KAGAMI
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE YOUR BOYFRIEND
teh_slush: HIYORI DON'T BE LIKE THAT
teh_slush: IT'S NOT HIS FAULT EVERYONE WANTS TO HANDCUFF HIM
1st_eggokage: (can we really blame them?)
teh_slush: (not at all)
1st_eggokage: also don't you people have MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
1st_eggokage: LIKE THAT, FOR INSTANCE
teh_slush: ALIEN BUGS KILLING PEOPLE IS GENERALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN KIDNAPPING SUPERHEROES
teh_slush: ...ILU TENDOU
1st_eggokage: ........TENDOU ILUSM
teh_slush: PHYSICS IS TENDOU'S BITCH
1st_eggokage: OKAY SERIOUSLY?
teh_slush: ...seriously why is he smiling
1st_eggokage: WHY IS HE ONLY SMILING AROUND HIYORI
teh_slush: ...TENDOU
1st_eggokage: again.
1st_eggokage: cocky. bitch.
1st_eggokage: i love him.
1st_eggokage: also the look on his face when hiyori hung up on him?
1st_eggokage: priceless.
teh_slush: I'm not sure whether to start shipping ot3 or just kidnap hiro.
1st_eggokage: ........WHO IS RUNNING THIS INTERROGATION
1st_eggokage: TENDOU YOU FREAKFACE ILU.
teh_slush: TENDOU RUNS THE WORLD, OKAY
1st_eggokage: okay I honestly don't know what's going on here
1st_eggokage: I'm just infinitely amused by Kagami being so incredibly gay for a guy he hated a few episodes ago
1st_eggokage: ...BEST DISTRACTION TECHNIQUE EVER
teh_slush: I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CARRY A WIND-UP DUCK WITH ME FROM NOW ON
teh_slush: Okay I think cheekbones-san is a worm.
1st_eggokage: ...............
1st_eggokage: I am down with interrogations with a bit of pain!
1st_eggokage: .....god that's hot
1st_eggokage: ajskfdlsadfsd his legs
teh_slush: sldfkj seriously
teh_slush: wear skinny jeans forever hiro
1st_eggokage: they're just. so long and slender and it's incredibly easy to imagine them wrapped around someone's hips and *______*
teh_slush: WHO'S GOOD.
1st_eggokage: YOU CALLED IT.
1st_eggokage: (he really does look like subaru in ten years!)
1st_eggokage: ....that was a really good one-liner and anyone who says otherwise will be rider kick'd.
teh_slush: I LOVE HOW CLOCKING UP REALLY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT LET HIM BEAT UP ALIENS WHO'VE CLOCKED UP
1st_eggokage: never going to get tired of the constant crotchshots
1st_eggokage: ever
teh_slush: crotchshots are entirely necessary
1st_eggokage: god kagami has such gorgeous lips
1st_eggokage: I WANT PORN.
teh_slush: ME TOO.
1st_eggokage: .....what the
teh_slush: ...DID TENDOU MAKE RAINBOWS HAPPEN FOR HIYORI
teh_slush: he can just
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD HE DID.
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T EVEN.
teh_slush: call sparkles into existence
teh_slush: ILU TENDOU
1st_eggokage: are they going to give us an explanation
1st_eggokage: NO.
1st_eggokage: NO THEY ARE NOT.
1st_eggokage: AJSKDLFJASD.
teh_slush: FUCK EXPLANATIONS
teh_slush: TENDOU RUNS THE WORLD
1st_eggokage: I CAN NEVER TELL IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THIS SHOW SERIOUSLY OR NOT AKSJDFLAKFJDAS
1st_eggokage: what the hell is this bond villain guy going on about
teh_slush: who cares, I like glasses man
1st_eggokage: me too, who the hell is he
teh_slush: who cares, he has glasses!
1st_eggokage: OMG NEW RIDER
teh_slush: YAY KAMEN RIDER HAS MORE THAN ONE RIDER
1st_eggokage: .....what the fuck, who's getting married?