MR. BRAIN 04+05+06 - "That's DOCTOR Special Agent Sherlock Nye the Brain Science Guy to you."
1st_eggokage: cityscape!
teh_slush: piano!
1st_eggokage: sato takeru!
1st_eggokage: WILDERNESS.
teh_slush: murder!
1st_eggokage: PUPPY.
1st_eggokage: puppy sez OM NOM NOM SKULL.
1st_eggokage: DELICIOUS.
teh_slush: benjamin!
1st_eggokage: YAY.
teh_slush: DID THEY FIND MOHINDER'S MOONTWIN
1st_eggokage: so he's either a stalker or a geneticist
teh_slush: or both
teh_slush: stalking geneticist that plays piano
1st_eggokage: with the memory of a fish.
teh_slush: ...fffff
teh_slush: YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL SCIENTISTS.
1st_eggokage: WELL AT LEAST THEY MIGHT BE PLAYING MEMORY GAMES OVER HERE.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku cheats.
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD, NEVER PLAY POKER WITH THIS BASTARD.
teh_slush: NEVER PLAY ANY GAME WITH HIM, SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: horribly broken?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: beautiful?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: deranged?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: musical?
1st_eggokage: very check.
1st_eggokage: ;;
teh_slush: perfection
1st_eggokage: I LOVE THAT HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF MOUNTAIN GURU.
1st_eggokage: YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE BRAIN SCIENCE DEPARTMENT AND BRING A GIFT OF BANANAS.
1st_eggokage: AND THEN HE WILL RIDICULE YOU WHILE HIS CUTE DISCIPLE TRIES NOT TO LAUGH.
teh_slush: OH GOD IT'S A BRAIN
teh_slush: IN THE BRAIN SCIENTIST LAB
teh_slush: HOLY SHIT
1st_eggokage: WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
1st_eggokage: ...HIRO.
teh_slush: ...what are you doing, hiro
1st_eggokage: bringing bananas to the brain guru on brain science mountain!
teh_slush: GUYS, THE MURDERER IS TOO OBVIOUS, HE CAN'T BE THE KILLER.
1st_eggokage: GOOD.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE IF HE IS THE KILLER I WILL BE SAD.
1st_eggokage: CUE VAN HALEN.
teh_slush: FUCK YEAH
1st_eggokage: I love that shot.
teh_slush: sonic screwdriver shot
1st_eggokage: everyone's just like "BRAIN SCIENCE, YO. bitches best recognize."
teh_slush: this brain scanner needs a goofy nickname.
teh_slush: I propose THE HIPPOMETER
1st_eggokage: I APPROVE.
1st_eggokage: it's weird to see him like this.
1st_eggokage: last time I saw him he was being a cheerleader in lace and ruffles.
1st_eggokage: god I love princess princess.
1st_eggokage: ...
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
1st_eggokage: DISTRACTION AND THEN TELLING HER NOT TO RUN IN THE HALLS.
teh_slush: THIS IS THE BEST CHASE SCENE
1st_eggokage: SASA-SAN'S LIFE IS SO HARD.
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU IS BEYOND THE POLICE.
1st_eggokage: jksdlfs i see what you did there virginia marie
teh_slush: :D
1st_eggokage: djfkls yuri.
teh_slush: AHAHAHA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, YURI.
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
1st_eggokage: YURI MAYBE YOU SHOULD REDIRECT YOUR AFFECTIONS.
1st_eggokage: HE IS TOO OLD FOR YOU.
1st_eggokage: ALSO, YOU AND HIRO WOULD BE UBERCUTE.
teh_slush: ...hiro ;;
1st_eggokage: FAILCOP FAILS FOREVER.
teh_slush: OH GOD, BLOOD
teh_slush: NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
teh_slush: Doesn't that break all kinds of laws.
1st_eggokage: Probably.
teh_slush: They're outside the government anyway.
1st_eggokage: ...lol, what?
1st_eggokage: and then you framed your brother.
1st_eggokage: this smacks of lies.
teh_slush: Okay, now we need another murder suspect, this is extra easy.
1st_eggokage: also the episode is only half over.
teh_slush: YOU KNOW
teh_slush: MAYBE IT IS BENJAMIN
1st_eggokage: maybe?
1st_eggokage: god idek, this is bizarre.
teh_slush: it's just going to get worse once the nyquil kicks in
1st_eggokage: ...he just had to write down the fact that his sister killed someone and she won't be coming back.
1st_eggokage: MASARU. ;o;
teh_slush: THAT.
teh_slush: ;o;
1st_eggokage: SOB I LOVE HOW THEY DON'T EVEN CARE, IT'S JUST LIKE
1st_eggokage: ETHICS
1st_eggokage: POLICY
1st_eggokage: WHATEVER
1st_eggokage: LET'S DO THIS SHIT
1st_eggokage: I love that this episode gives him the excuse to introduce himself a million times.
teh_slush: he does it a million times an episode anyway.
teh_slush: ...and I was about to say "IN THEIR MULTITUDES"
1st_eggokage: /DIES
teh_slush: SASA-SAN HERE TO BREAK UP THE PARTY
1st_eggokage: GTFO SASA-SAN THEY ARE TRYING TO DO SCIENCE.
teh_slush: NEVER INTERRUPT THE SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD SHE'S A FORMER YANKI, I JUST KNOW IT.
1st_eggokage: I KNEW I LIKED YOU, JANITOR-SAN.
teh_slush: I ADORE HER.
1st_eggokage: I TOTES SHIP HER WITH THE CAFE LADY
1st_eggokage: JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT
teh_slush: AGREED.
teh_slush: guys.
teh_slush: seriously.
teh_slush: solfege =/= notes
1st_eggokage: there... was a yaoi manga called solfege?
1st_eggokage: that is all I know
1st_eggokage: IF YOU'RE NOT AN EXPERT
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WORKING IN A CRIME LAB
teh_slush: THIS IS THE LAB THAT HIRED KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: VERY TRUE.
teh_slush: standards are for the weak.
teh_slush: lskdfjlk I love how he's actually playing the notes
teh_slush: lesser dramas would just have shots that don't include the hands
1st_eggokage: clearly this just means this guy is awesome.
teh_slush: clearly.
1st_eggokage: NEXT EPISODE.
1st_eggokage: NOW.
1st_eggokage: OMG.
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: BUT
teh_slush: SLEEP
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO LEAVE ME HANGING
teh_slush: ...did he just
teh_slush: cocky smirk and eyebrow?
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THAT
1st_eggokage: DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT CHICK IS
1st_eggokage: FUCKING NAKAMA YUKIE, THAT'S WHO
1st_eggokage: SDFJKSLDAFJS
[Ginny, of course, is a ho and left me hanging for a few weeks until we finally got around to the second half.]
1st_eggokage: when we last left our heroes, sato takeru was playing Benjamin and you were nerding about music.
teh_slush: SOLFEGE IS NOT NOTES
teh_slush: FOR THE LAST TIME
1st_eggokage: NO ONE CARES
teh_slush: BUT.
teh_slush: /cries
teh_slush: and we hypothesized that this guy was a legit pianist and HI KIMUTAKU EYEBROWS
1st_eggokage: I like how no one seems to be bothered by the fact that they just stood up in the middle of the concert.
1st_eggokage: ...wait, what?
teh_slush: SCIENCE DOESN'T DO THAT, GUYS
1st_eggokage: Okay, so some old serial killer's skull showed up.
1st_eggokage: What does this have to do with anything.
1st_eggokage: who is this guy.
teh_slush: idk but his hair is awful
teh_slush: CUE GUITAR RIFF
teh_slush: I MEAN KEYBOARD.
teh_slush: SAME THING.
1st_eggokage: I love watching his hair bounce.
1st_eggokage: It's so beautiful.
teh_slush: I want him to put on sunglasses or something.
1st_eggokage: He's not Horatio. :|
1st_eggokage: He's much more awesome.
teh_slush: his hair is much better
teh_slush: ...FFFF I LOVE HOW HE CAN JUST ACCUSE HIM LIKE THAT
1st_eggokage: SO INNOCENT.
teh_slush: "Oh hey you're the killer, right"
teh_slush: "Just checkin'"
1st_eggokage: ...wait, did this guy-
teh_slush: awwww shit
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD AND MASARU WOULD NEVER KNOW
1st_eggokage: DDDD:
1st_eggokage: I LOVE WHEN HE JUST GETS ALL UP IN THEIR GRILL
teh_slush: HAVE KIMUTAKU'S EYEBROWS ALWAYS BEEN THIS AMAZING OR IS IT JUST THIS EPISODE
1st_eggokage: AGAIN
1st_eggokage: CHALLENGING THE SUSPECT TO THE GAME OF THE WEEK IN ORDER TO PROVE THEIR GUILT IS CHEATING.
teh_slush: OH LIKE KIMUTAKU CARES ABOUT FAIRNESS.
1st_eggokage: I like how Masaru is just hanging out.
1st_eggokage: All pretty and brain damaged.
teh_slush: he's just "I'm not going to remember this anyway, whatever :|"
1st_eggokage: :(
teh_slush: :c
1st_eggokage: so... what did that prove exactly
teh_slush: he was probably just making him look at different parts of the room or something
teh_slush: ...that or KIMUTAKU'S PULLING THINGS OUT OF HIS ASS
1st_eggokage: well he is Special Agent Sherlock Nye the Brain Science Guy
teh_slush: That's Doctor Special Agent Sherlock Nye the Brain Science Guy to you.
1st_eggokage: oh of course.
1st_eggokage: NOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
teh_slush: HE'S A KLEPTO?
1st_eggokage: no he's just evil, I think.
teh_slush: no definitely a music klepto.
teh_slush: oh huh
teh_slush: that's fascinating.
teh_slush: now if only SOLFEGE CORRESPONDED TO SPECIFIC NOTES.
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
1st_eggokage: he's so cute and smug and "ah~, did I just ruin your life there? sorry~"
1st_eggokage: HE'S LIKE SHO IN QS2.
teh_slush: Honestly the characters in this show aren't that terrible.
1st_eggokage: It's just the plots and the leaps of logic that are silly.
1st_eggokage: the characters are pretty good and the writing's not terrible.
teh_slush: it's just the brain science
1st_eggokage: it sacrifices realism and, in doing so, makes itself very very hard to take seriously.
teh_slush: but the silliness does make it pretty loveable
teh_slush: BAD TV IS THE BEST TV.
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT
1st_eggokage: THE PLOT THICKENS
teh_slush: ...what
teh_slush: that's
teh_slush: pleasant
1st_eggokage: pretty clever for someone who didn't premeditate anything.
teh_slush: yeah you gotta give him props
1st_eggokage: no I mean the cutting that guy up.
teh_slush: that too
1st_eggokage: this is so confusing.
teh_slush: the only important plot points are like
teh_slush: 1) masaru is adorable
teh_slush: 2) solfege is not a key signature
teh_slush: 3) masaru needs hugs
teh_slush: 4) yagi is a douchebag
teh_slush: 5) I want to bang masaru
1st_eggokage: EYEBROW.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, EYEBROWS ARE ON TOP OF THINGS TODAY
teh_slush: IS THIS ANATOMY LESSON SUPPOSED TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER
teh_slush: IT'S A VERY EMOTIONAL ANATOMY LESSON BUT.
teh_slush: god this episode is draaaaggiiiing
1st_eggokage: it's okay
1st_eggokage: soon yankumi is going to show up and start killing bitches
teh_slush: yaaaay
1st_eggokage: ....lol what
1st_eggokage: what are you doing, kimutaku.
teh_slush: LYING IN THE GRASS.
1st_eggokage: being shippy
1st_eggokage: skldfjs DORKS
teh_slush: ...KIMUTAKU YOU JERK
teh_slush: oh shit what now
teh_slush: is this the ring
1st_eggokage: OH HI NAKAMA YUKIE.
teh_slush: why did this become the ring
1st_eggokage: clearly she was locked away for being a crazy bitch
teh_slush: MISTERIOUS.
1st_eggokage: ....
1st_eggokage: was that intentional
teh_slush: fuck
teh_slush: /can spell
teh_slush: /this is your fault
1st_eggokage: TSUKUMO VIRUS.
teh_slush: BANANAS = TSUKUMO VIRUS.
1st_eggokage: EVERYONE HAS BANANA DISEASE.
teh_slush: ...I don't even
1st_eggokage: JFDKSL "I'M A NINJA, YOU CAN'T SEE ME."
1st_eggokage: now what's happening.
teh_slush: lovely transition
teh_slush: oh ow
1st_eggokage: again.
1st_eggokage: crazy. bitch.
teh_slush: didn't notice
1st_eggokage: HIRO THAT IS A VERY THIN EXCUSE.
1st_eggokage: I LIKE HOW HE'S PICKED UP LIE DETECTION FROM KIMUTAKU.
teh_slush: NO ONE EVER CLAIMED HIRO WAS BRIGHT.
1st_eggokage: DON'T OGLE THE MURDERER, HIRO-CHAN.
1st_eggokage: oh god lol. THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO WRONG.
1st_eggokage: yuri's like DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. ;;
teh_slush: AND HE WILL ANYWAY.
teh_slush: she's going to end up being the biggest lightweight, isn't she
1st_eggokage: yuri don't drink on the job.
1st_eggokage: WE ALREADY KNEW SHE'S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT.
1st_eggokage: AND THAT SHE'S HILARIOUS WHEN DRUNK.
teh_slush: YURI SERIOUSLY.
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T TURN INTO A GAY KISSING MONSTER.
teh_slush: how much van halen does this show need
1st_eggokage: NEVER ENOUGH.
teh_slush: is that brain made of noodles
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ...ffffffff
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU YOU ARE TERRIBLE
1st_eggokage: nakama yukie, what are you doing.
teh_slush: being amazing?
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU CAN SENSE EVIL.
teh_slush: WHAT IS THIS EPISODE EVEN
1st_eggokage: this episode is awesome.
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE A TRANSITION BETWEEN TWO EPISODES THAT HARDLY MAKES SENSE
teh_slush: LET KIMUTAKU GO ON HIS RIDICULOUS LEADS.
teh_slush: THAT'S HOW PHOENIX WORKS!
teh_slush: I love how every foreign country seems to sing the birthday song in English.
teh_slush: Moonworld.
teh_slush: Germany.
teh_slush: ...I'm sure other countries do it too.
1st_eggokage: this is amazing.
teh_slush: nothing is impossible when you have magic science
1st_eggokage: wait, now they're profiling?
teh_slush: idk but reid should be here.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY, OKAY.
1st_eggokage: SEE. YURI AND I KNOW WHAT'S UP.
teh_slush: hiro are you okay
1st_eggokage: HIRO.
1st_eggokage: YOU'VE DEALT WITH WORSE.
teh_slush: do you need snuggles and someone to sleep with you
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.
teh_slush: Who else was dissecting brains, I forget
teh_slush: Right, Holmes.
1st_eggokage: here's what I want to know.
1st_eggokage: if she was kidnapped and locked away in a house in the middle of nowhere.
1st_eggokage: how the hell did she not die there and did her teacher kidnap her or not.
teh_slush: she ate bugs, okay
1st_eggokage: somehow I don't think that's the case.
teh_slush: bugs give her strength.
teh_slush: ...WELL I'VE GOT A BANANA
teh_slush: and in a pinch kimutaku could blind someone
1st_eggokage: banana gun.
1st_eggokage: this is beautiful.
teh_slush: god, yuri's life
1st_eggokage: yuri's life is so hard.
1st_eggokage: also, doctor/tsukumo, omg their love is so bananas.
1st_eggokage: okay, this makes no sense.
teh_slush: nope.
teh_slush: well, she is a crazy bitch.
1st_eggokage: right, right.
teh_slush: SHE IS LEAVING SO MUCH EVIDENCE
1st_eggokage: WAIT, WAIT, ARE WE DEALING WITH A CASE OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
teh_slush: HA, MY VAGUELY THOUGHT OUT THEORY IS CORRECT
1st_eggokage: I ALSO TOTALLY JUST ALMOST SAID "AN UNSUB WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES."
teh_slush: didn't see three coming though
teh_slush: NICE.
1st_eggokage: /sits in cm corner
1st_eggokage: creepy.
teh_slush: congratulations, you created a featureless yankumi
1st_eggokage: okay, her crazyface is hot.
teh_slush: ...yeah just a bit
1st_eggokage: nakama yukie why so awesome?
teh_slush: because japan loves putting good acting in bad shows?
1st_eggokage: and sometimes bad acting in good shows.
1st_eggokage: RIGHT.
1st_eggokage: NEXT EPISODE.
teh_slush: AWESOME.
1st_eggokage: am I allowed to count instances where they say brain or science or brain science in the recap?
teh_slush: probably not
1st_eggokage: :(
[Why do you need three episodes for two plots?]
1st_eggokage: kimutaku continues to be a bastard, nakama yukie continues to be a crazy bitch.
1st_eggokage: with DID.
teh_slush: and they both sport fabulous hair
1st_eggokage: true facts.
1st_eggokage: OH NOES
1st_eggokage: NOT ILLOGIC
1st_eggokage: SPOCK DISAPPROVES
teh_slush: ANYTHING BUT ILLOGIC
teh_slush: wait are they calling it striations now
teh_slush: HOW MANY TERMS ARE THERE FOR BALLISTIC MARKS
1st_eggokage: and now the yakuza are involved, what the hell.
teh_slush: it's always the yakuza's fault.
1st_eggokage: YURI.
1st_eggokage: YOUR LIFE.
teh_slush: YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARD LIVES.
1st_eggokage: STOP ABUSING HIRO.
1st_eggokage: OH GOD LOL THEY MADE TSUKUMO LEADER.
teh_slush: HOW CAN YOU TURN AGAINST KIMUTAKU LIKE THIS
teh_slush: THINK OF ALL THE BANANAS YOU HAD TOGETHER
1st_eggokage: everyone's like "oh my god I give up."
1st_eggokage: kimutaku's shades > horatio's shades
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING A NINJA, DUDE
teh_slush: I KIND OF LIKE THE NINJA DUDE
1st_eggokage: me too.
teh_slush: d'awwwww hiro
1st_eggokage: YOU KNOW WHAT HIRO
1st_eggokage: IT'S OKAY
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SHOOT?
teh_slush: YEAH BUT THAT MEANS NO SHOOTING LESSONS
1st_eggokage: REID'S LIFE IS HARDER THAN YOURS.
1st_eggokage: i love hiro's DO NOT WANT face.
teh_slush: SKIPPING.
teh_slush: I LOVE HIS SKIPPING.
1st_eggokage: AGAIN WITH THE SKIPPING.
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: ...nice
1st_eggokage: HOW DO THEY SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: DID YOU JUST
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
teh_slush: YUP.
1st_eggokage: ASKLDFJSLADJS
1st_eggokage: FAILURE.
1st_eggokage: SHE WAS RIGHT THERE.
1st_eggokage: RIGHT THERE!
teh_slush: STOP ASKING THIS SHOW TO BE REASONABLE.
1st_eggokage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
1st_eggokage: /BRAIN EXPLODES
teh_slush: IF THEY SAW HER, THE EPISODE WOULD ONLY LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES!
teh_slush: CLEARLY THEIR SHOW-LENGTHENING POWERS WERE IN EFFECT.
1st_eggokage: CLEARLY ASLKDJSLDFS
1st_eggokage: run, yukie, run.
1st_eggokage: ...what is that.
1st_eggokage: is it a piece of person.
teh_slush: ...isn't it just a newspaper
1st_eggokage: because we already did the cannibalism thing.
1st_eggokage: no, there was something in it, I think.
teh_slush: I wouldn't object to the cannibalism thing again
1st_eggokage: maybe her gun and she's in the other personality?
teh_slush: maybe?
1st_eggokage: oh yeah that's a good idea.
1st_eggokage: walk into the evil basement of evil without any light.
teh_slush: don't question kimutaku logic.
1st_eggokage: and now he's contradicting himself!
1st_eggokage: kimutaku you crazy.
teh_slush: ...GOKIBURI~
1st_eggokage: to the heaven~
1st_eggokage: all that and you want to get eat lunch.
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD YOU BASTARDS.
teh_slush: ...YOU GUYS
teh_slush: YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE
1st_eggokage: THAT IS A DICK MOVE.
1st_eggokage: here's what I want to know
1st_eggokage: how was she wearing a long skirt after being confined for fifteen years?
1st_eggokage: did whoever locked her there keep bringing her clothes?
1st_eggokage: HOW DID SHE EAT
teh_slush: THE KIDNAPPING GODS HELPED HER, OKAY
1st_eggokage: (WHO CALLED IT)
1st_eggokage: (TOLD YOU IT WAS HER GUN)
teh_slush: (YOU CALLED IT)
1st_eggokage: PROFILERS WHAT.
1st_eggokage: spencer reid you are not, my good sir.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku what are you doing.
teh_slush: being terrible
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD, THESE BITCHES JUST LEFT YURI THERE TO ROT.
teh_slush: GOD.
teh_slush: YOU GUYS.
teh_slush: AT LEAST SOMEONE FEELS A LITTLE BAD ABOUT IT
teh_slush: you're going to get the smackdown, kimutaku
teh_slush: CUE YAKUZA MODE
1st_eggokage: FINALLY.
1st_eggokage: he so had that coming.
teh_slush: he really did.
1st_eggokage: oh my god, this show is actually making sense.
teh_slush: ridiculous
teh_slush: there has to be some nonsensical brain science coming up
1st_eggokage: seriously she's like ohno
1st_eggokage: she fucking nails the blank disturbed eyes
1st_eggokage: and oh shit
1st_eggokage: here it comes.
teh_slush: also why is there an elementary school reunion
1st_eggokage: idek but this is kind of awesome
1st_eggokage: okay that's way more shots than are in a gun like that
1st_eggokage: has reefer madness taught us nothing
teh_slush: she reloads between takes, idk.
1st_eggokage: dude, they haven't said any of our keywords once this episode.
1st_eggokage: or at least not that I noticed.
teh_slush: seriously, this is hardly brain-related
1st_eggokage: but I got wrapped up in the plot
teh_slush: except, y'know, multiple personalities
teh_slush: come on kimutaku give us an anatomy lesson
teh_slush: tell us about the amygdala or something
teh_slush: pretend I spelled that right
1st_eggokage: i think you actually did
1st_eggokage: SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, DON'T BE A DICK.
1st_eggokage: god, she is so good
teh_slush: PUT HER THROUGH THE MAGIC BRAIN MRI
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY
teh_slush: ...WHO CALLED IT.
teh_slush: brain scientist!
1st_eggokage: /ticks one off on the brain science count
1st_eggokage: /two!
teh_slush: brain!
teh_slush: more brain!
teh_slush: I want to see AU where everyone in this show is a zombie.
1st_eggokage: OUT OF THE CHAIR.
teh_slush: ...OUT OF THE CHA
teh_slush: STOP THAT
1st_eggokage: 8D
teh_slush: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
1st_eggokage: 8DDDD
teh_slush: /glares
1st_eggokage: so she really is faking it?
1st_eggokage: SO LOST.
teh_slush: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
teh_slush: is this supposed to make sense or something
teh_slush: goddammit this episode was supposed to be logical
1st_eggokage: this is mr. brain. we should know better than to expect logic.
teh_slush: IS HE GOING TO USE COLOR MAGIC NOW.
1st_eggokage: no he's going to be a clever bastard.
teh_slush: happy beat up kimutaku day!
1st_eggokage: AGAIN WITH THE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF KIMUTAKU.
teh_slush: ...OKAY I LAUGHED
teh_slush: REALLY HARD
1st_eggokage: ME TOO.
1st_eggokage: NINJA CREEPER.
teh_slush: ILU KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: okay how are people not going to notice a patient wandering around.
1st_eggokage: especially a multiple personality murderous patient.
teh_slush: magic, okay
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU IS BEING CRUEL ABNORMAL FOR YOU.
1st_eggokage: not at all.
1st_eggokage: seriously you are a dick always.
1st_eggokage: YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
1st_eggokage: SHE'S GONNA CRY, YOU JERK.
teh_slush: WHY IS THERE VICTORY MUSIC
teh_slush: THIS IS GODDAMN DEPRESSING
1st_eggokage: hiro stop trying to have a soul
1st_eggokage: they're sort of extraneous in your line of work
1st_eggokage: ;o; yukieeeeee
teh_slush: babyyyyyy ;o;
1st_eggokage: he can't gloat.
1st_eggokage: he's actually feeling horrible about this.
teh_slush: he's just like "goddammit why can't all my criminals be giant douchebags"
1st_eggokage: /waves tsukumo/yuri otp flag
teh_slush: /helps
1st_eggokage: DON'T GO TO AMERICA
1st_eggokage: YOU WILL BREAK YURI'S HEART.
teh_slush: CAN'T SHE GO WITH HIM.
1st_eggokage: YES. DO THAT.
teh_slush: oh shit his crime senses are tingling
1st_eggokage: oh my god, now what.
1st_eggokage: snipers?
teh_slush: noooo facial hair man
1st_eggokage: why snipers.
1st_eggokage: OH HEY I REMEMBER THIS DOUCHE.
teh_slush: what
teh_slush: this
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE RACES
1st_eggokage: so it's basically the finale coming up, I think.
1st_eggokage: WHICH WE WILL SAVE FOR ANOTHER DAY
teh_slush: GOOD
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH BRAIN SCIENCE A GIRL CAN TAKE AT ONE TIME
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE: PLEASE FOLLOW THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE
EPISODE FOUR
Brain: 7
Science: 0
Brain Science: 1
EPISODE FIVE
Brain: 11
Science: 2
Brain Science: 1
EPISODE SIX
Brain: 5
Science: 1
Brain Science: 4
FINAL TALLY: 94 / 15 / 22
teh_slush: piano!
1st_eggokage: sato takeru!
1st_eggokage: WILDERNESS.
teh_slush: murder!
1st_eggokage: PUPPY.
1st_eggokage: puppy sez OM NOM NOM SKULL.
1st_eggokage: DELICIOUS.
teh_slush: benjamin!
1st_eggokage: YAY.
teh_slush: DID THEY FIND MOHINDER'S MOONTWIN
1st_eggokage: so he's either a stalker or a geneticist
teh_slush: or both
teh_slush: stalking geneticist that plays piano
1st_eggokage: with the memory of a fish.
teh_slush: ...fffff
teh_slush: YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL SCIENTISTS.
1st_eggokage: WELL AT LEAST THEY MIGHT BE PLAYING MEMORY GAMES OVER HERE.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku cheats.
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD, NEVER PLAY POKER WITH THIS BASTARD.
teh_slush: NEVER PLAY ANY GAME WITH HIM, SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: horribly broken?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: beautiful?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: deranged?
1st_eggokage: check.
1st_eggokage: musical?
1st_eggokage: very check.
1st_eggokage: ;;
teh_slush: perfection
1st_eggokage: I LOVE THAT HE'S LIKE SOME KIND OF MOUNTAIN GURU.
1st_eggokage: YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE BRAIN SCIENCE DEPARTMENT AND BRING A GIFT OF BANANAS.
1st_eggokage: AND THEN HE WILL RIDICULE YOU WHILE HIS CUTE DISCIPLE TRIES NOT TO LAUGH.
teh_slush: OH GOD IT'S A BRAIN
teh_slush: IN THE BRAIN SCIENTIST LAB
teh_slush: HOLY SHIT
1st_eggokage: WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
1st_eggokage: ...HIRO.
teh_slush: ...what are you doing, hiro
1st_eggokage: bringing bananas to the brain guru on brain science mountain!
teh_slush: GUYS, THE MURDERER IS TOO OBVIOUS, HE CAN'T BE THE KILLER.
1st_eggokage: GOOD.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE IF HE IS THE KILLER I WILL BE SAD.
1st_eggokage: CUE VAN HALEN.
teh_slush: FUCK YEAH
1st_eggokage: I love that shot.
teh_slush: sonic screwdriver shot
1st_eggokage: everyone's just like "BRAIN SCIENCE, YO. bitches best recognize."
teh_slush: this brain scanner needs a goofy nickname.
teh_slush: I propose THE HIPPOMETER
1st_eggokage: I APPROVE.
1st_eggokage: it's weird to see him like this.
1st_eggokage: last time I saw him he was being a cheerleader in lace and ruffles.
1st_eggokage: god I love princess princess.
1st_eggokage: ...
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU YOU ARE MY FAVORITE
1st_eggokage: DISTRACTION AND THEN TELLING HER NOT TO RUN IN THE HALLS.
teh_slush: THIS IS THE BEST CHASE SCENE
1st_eggokage: SASA-SAN'S LIFE IS SO HARD.
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU IS BEYOND THE POLICE.
1st_eggokage: jksdlfs i see what you did there virginia marie
teh_slush: :D
1st_eggokage: djfkls yuri.
teh_slush: AHAHAHA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, YURI.
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
1st_eggokage: YURI MAYBE YOU SHOULD REDIRECT YOUR AFFECTIONS.
1st_eggokage: HE IS TOO OLD FOR YOU.
1st_eggokage: ALSO, YOU AND HIRO WOULD BE UBERCUTE.
teh_slush: ...hiro ;;
1st_eggokage: FAILCOP FAILS FOREVER.
teh_slush: OH GOD, BLOOD
teh_slush: NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE
teh_slush: Doesn't that break all kinds of laws.
1st_eggokage: Probably.
teh_slush: They're outside the government anyway.
1st_eggokage: ...lol, what?
1st_eggokage: and then you framed your brother.
1st_eggokage: this smacks of lies.
teh_slush: Okay, now we need another murder suspect, this is extra easy.
1st_eggokage: also the episode is only half over.
teh_slush: YOU KNOW
teh_slush: MAYBE IT IS BENJAMIN
1st_eggokage: maybe?
1st_eggokage: god idek, this is bizarre.
teh_slush: it's just going to get worse once the nyquil kicks in
1st_eggokage: ...he just had to write down the fact that his sister killed someone and she won't be coming back.
1st_eggokage: MASARU. ;o;
teh_slush: THAT.
teh_slush: ;o;
1st_eggokage: SOB I LOVE HOW THEY DON'T EVEN CARE, IT'S JUST LIKE
1st_eggokage: ETHICS
1st_eggokage: POLICY
1st_eggokage: WHATEVER
1st_eggokage: LET'S DO THIS SHIT
1st_eggokage: I love that this episode gives him the excuse to introduce himself a million times.
teh_slush: he does it a million times an episode anyway.
teh_slush: ...and I was about to say "IN THEIR MULTITUDES"
1st_eggokage: /DIES
teh_slush: SASA-SAN HERE TO BREAK UP THE PARTY
1st_eggokage: GTFO SASA-SAN THEY ARE TRYING TO DO SCIENCE.
teh_slush: NEVER INTERRUPT THE SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD SHE'S A FORMER YANKI, I JUST KNOW IT.
1st_eggokage: I KNEW I LIKED YOU, JANITOR-SAN.
teh_slush: I ADORE HER.
1st_eggokage: I TOTES SHIP HER WITH THE CAFE LADY
1st_eggokage: JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT
teh_slush: AGREED.
teh_slush: guys.
teh_slush: seriously.
teh_slush: solfege =/= notes
1st_eggokage: there... was a yaoi manga called solfege?
1st_eggokage: that is all I know
1st_eggokage: IF YOU'RE NOT AN EXPERT
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WORKING IN A CRIME LAB
teh_slush: THIS IS THE LAB THAT HIRED KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: VERY TRUE.
teh_slush: standards are for the weak.
teh_slush: lskdfjlk I love how he's actually playing the notes
teh_slush: lesser dramas would just have shots that don't include the hands
1st_eggokage: clearly this just means this guy is awesome.
teh_slush: clearly.
1st_eggokage: NEXT EPISODE.
1st_eggokage: NOW.
1st_eggokage: OMG.
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: BUT
teh_slush: SLEEP
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO LEAVE ME HANGING
teh_slush: ...did he just
teh_slush: cocky smirk and eyebrow?
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THAT
1st_eggokage: DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT CHICK IS
1st_eggokage: FUCKING NAKAMA YUKIE, THAT'S WHO
1st_eggokage: SDFJKSLDAFJS
[Ginny, of course, is a ho and left me hanging for a few weeks until we finally got around to the second half.]
1st_eggokage: when we last left our heroes, sato takeru was playing Benjamin and you were nerding about music.
teh_slush: SOLFEGE IS NOT NOTES
teh_slush: FOR THE LAST TIME
1st_eggokage: NO ONE CARES
teh_slush: BUT.
teh_slush: /cries
teh_slush: and we hypothesized that this guy was a legit pianist and HI KIMUTAKU EYEBROWS
1st_eggokage: I like how no one seems to be bothered by the fact that they just stood up in the middle of the concert.
1st_eggokage: ...wait, what?
teh_slush: SCIENCE DOESN'T DO THAT, GUYS
1st_eggokage: Okay, so some old serial killer's skull showed up.
1st_eggokage: What does this have to do with anything.
1st_eggokage: who is this guy.
teh_slush: idk but his hair is awful
teh_slush: CUE GUITAR RIFF
teh_slush: I MEAN KEYBOARD.
teh_slush: SAME THING.
1st_eggokage: I love watching his hair bounce.
1st_eggokage: It's so beautiful.
teh_slush: I want him to put on sunglasses or something.
1st_eggokage: He's not Horatio. :|
1st_eggokage: He's much more awesome.
teh_slush: his hair is much better
teh_slush: ...FFFF I LOVE HOW HE CAN JUST ACCUSE HIM LIKE THAT
1st_eggokage: SO INNOCENT.
teh_slush: "Oh hey you're the killer, right"
teh_slush: "Just checkin'"
1st_eggokage: ...wait, did this guy-
teh_slush: awwww shit
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD AND MASARU WOULD NEVER KNOW
1st_eggokage: DDDD:
1st_eggokage: I LOVE WHEN HE JUST GETS ALL UP IN THEIR GRILL
teh_slush: HAVE KIMUTAKU'S EYEBROWS ALWAYS BEEN THIS AMAZING OR IS IT JUST THIS EPISODE
1st_eggokage: AGAIN
1st_eggokage: CHALLENGING THE SUSPECT TO THE GAME OF THE WEEK IN ORDER TO PROVE THEIR GUILT IS CHEATING.
teh_slush: OH LIKE KIMUTAKU CARES ABOUT FAIRNESS.
1st_eggokage: I like how Masaru is just hanging out.
1st_eggokage: All pretty and brain damaged.
teh_slush: he's just "I'm not going to remember this anyway, whatever :|"
1st_eggokage: :(
teh_slush: :c
1st_eggokage: so... what did that prove exactly
teh_slush: he was probably just making him look at different parts of the room or something
teh_slush: ...that or KIMUTAKU'S PULLING THINGS OUT OF HIS ASS
1st_eggokage: well he is Special Agent Sherlock Nye the Brain Science Guy
teh_slush: That's Doctor Special Agent Sherlock Nye the Brain Science Guy to you.
1st_eggokage: oh of course.
1st_eggokage: NOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
teh_slush: HE'S A KLEPTO?
1st_eggokage: no he's just evil, I think.
teh_slush: no definitely a music klepto.
teh_slush: oh huh
teh_slush: that's fascinating.
teh_slush: now if only SOLFEGE CORRESPONDED TO SPECIFIC NOTES.
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU YOU LITTLE BASTARD.
1st_eggokage: he's so cute and smug and "ah~, did I just ruin your life there? sorry~"
1st_eggokage: HE'S LIKE SHO IN QS2.
teh_slush: Honestly the characters in this show aren't that terrible.
1st_eggokage: It's just the plots and the leaps of logic that are silly.
1st_eggokage: the characters are pretty good and the writing's not terrible.
teh_slush: it's just the brain science
1st_eggokage: it sacrifices realism and, in doing so, makes itself very very hard to take seriously.
teh_slush: but the silliness does make it pretty loveable
teh_slush: BAD TV IS THE BEST TV.
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT
1st_eggokage: THE PLOT THICKENS
teh_slush: ...what
teh_slush: that's
teh_slush: pleasant
1st_eggokage: pretty clever for someone who didn't premeditate anything.
teh_slush: yeah you gotta give him props
1st_eggokage: no I mean the cutting that guy up.
teh_slush: that too
1st_eggokage: this is so confusing.
teh_slush: the only important plot points are like
teh_slush: 1) masaru is adorable
teh_slush: 2) solfege is not a key signature
teh_slush: 3) masaru needs hugs
teh_slush: 4) yagi is a douchebag
teh_slush: 5) I want to bang masaru
1st_eggokage: EYEBROW.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, EYEBROWS ARE ON TOP OF THINGS TODAY
teh_slush: IS THIS ANATOMY LESSON SUPPOSED TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER
teh_slush: IT'S A VERY EMOTIONAL ANATOMY LESSON BUT.
teh_slush: god this episode is draaaaggiiiing
1st_eggokage: it's okay
1st_eggokage: soon yankumi is going to show up and start killing bitches
teh_slush: yaaaay
1st_eggokage: ....lol what
1st_eggokage: what are you doing, kimutaku.
teh_slush: LYING IN THE GRASS.
1st_eggokage: being shippy
1st_eggokage: skldfjs DORKS
teh_slush: ...KIMUTAKU YOU JERK
teh_slush: oh shit what now
teh_slush: is this the ring
1st_eggokage: OH HI NAKAMA YUKIE.
teh_slush: why did this become the ring
1st_eggokage: clearly she was locked away for being a crazy bitch
teh_slush: MISTERIOUS.
1st_eggokage: ....
1st_eggokage: was that intentional
teh_slush: fuck
teh_slush: /can spell
teh_slush: /this is your fault
1st_eggokage: TSUKUMO VIRUS.
teh_slush: BANANAS = TSUKUMO VIRUS.
1st_eggokage: EVERYONE HAS BANANA DISEASE.
teh_slush: ...I don't even
1st_eggokage: JFDKSL "I'M A NINJA, YOU CAN'T SEE ME."
1st_eggokage: now what's happening.
teh_slush: lovely transition
teh_slush: oh ow
1st_eggokage: again.
1st_eggokage: crazy. bitch.
teh_slush: didn't notice
1st_eggokage: HIRO THAT IS A VERY THIN EXCUSE.
1st_eggokage: I LIKE HOW HE'S PICKED UP LIE DETECTION FROM KIMUTAKU.
teh_slush: NO ONE EVER CLAIMED HIRO WAS BRIGHT.
1st_eggokage: DON'T OGLE THE MURDERER, HIRO-CHAN.
1st_eggokage: oh god lol. THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO WRONG.
1st_eggokage: yuri's like DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. ;;
teh_slush: AND HE WILL ANYWAY.
teh_slush: she's going to end up being the biggest lightweight, isn't she
1st_eggokage: yuri don't drink on the job.
1st_eggokage: WE ALREADY KNEW SHE'S A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT.
1st_eggokage: AND THAT SHE'S HILARIOUS WHEN DRUNK.
teh_slush: YURI SERIOUSLY.
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T TURN INTO A GAY KISSING MONSTER.
teh_slush: how much van halen does this show need
1st_eggokage: NEVER ENOUGH.
teh_slush: is that brain made of noodles
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ...ffffffff
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU YOU ARE TERRIBLE
1st_eggokage: nakama yukie, what are you doing.
teh_slush: being amazing?
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU CAN SENSE EVIL.
teh_slush: WHAT IS THIS EPISODE EVEN
1st_eggokage: this episode is awesome.
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE A TRANSITION BETWEEN TWO EPISODES THAT HARDLY MAKES SENSE
teh_slush: LET KIMUTAKU GO ON HIS RIDICULOUS LEADS.
teh_slush: THAT'S HOW PHOENIX WORKS!
teh_slush: I love how every foreign country seems to sing the birthday song in English.
teh_slush: Moonworld.
teh_slush: Germany.
teh_slush: ...I'm sure other countries do it too.
1st_eggokage: this is amazing.
teh_slush: nothing is impossible when you have magic science
1st_eggokage: wait, now they're profiling?
teh_slush: idk but reid should be here.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY, OKAY.
1st_eggokage: SEE. YURI AND I KNOW WHAT'S UP.
teh_slush: hiro are you okay
1st_eggokage: HIRO.
1st_eggokage: YOU'VE DEALT WITH WORSE.
teh_slush: do you need snuggles and someone to sleep with you
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.
teh_slush: Who else was dissecting brains, I forget
teh_slush: Right, Holmes.
1st_eggokage: here's what I want to know.
1st_eggokage: if she was kidnapped and locked away in a house in the middle of nowhere.
1st_eggokage: how the hell did she not die there and did her teacher kidnap her or not.
teh_slush: she ate bugs, okay
1st_eggokage: somehow I don't think that's the case.
teh_slush: bugs give her strength.
teh_slush: ...WELL I'VE GOT A BANANA
teh_slush: and in a pinch kimutaku could blind someone
1st_eggokage: banana gun.
1st_eggokage: this is beautiful.
teh_slush: god, yuri's life
1st_eggokage: yuri's life is so hard.
1st_eggokage: also, doctor/tsukumo, omg their love is so bananas.
1st_eggokage: okay, this makes no sense.
teh_slush: nope.
teh_slush: well, she is a crazy bitch.
1st_eggokage: right, right.
teh_slush: SHE IS LEAVING SO MUCH EVIDENCE
1st_eggokage: WAIT, WAIT, ARE WE DEALING WITH A CASE OF MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
teh_slush: HA, MY VAGUELY THOUGHT OUT THEORY IS CORRECT
1st_eggokage: I ALSO TOTALLY JUST ALMOST SAID "AN UNSUB WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES."
teh_slush: didn't see three coming though
teh_slush: NICE.
1st_eggokage: /sits in cm corner
1st_eggokage: creepy.
teh_slush: congratulations, you created a featureless yankumi
1st_eggokage: okay, her crazyface is hot.
teh_slush: ...yeah just a bit
1st_eggokage: nakama yukie why so awesome?
teh_slush: because japan loves putting good acting in bad shows?
1st_eggokage: and sometimes bad acting in good shows.
1st_eggokage: RIGHT.
1st_eggokage: NEXT EPISODE.
teh_slush: AWESOME.
1st_eggokage: am I allowed to count instances where they say brain or science or brain science in the recap?
teh_slush: probably not
1st_eggokage: :(
[Why do you need three episodes for two plots?]
1st_eggokage: kimutaku continues to be a bastard, nakama yukie continues to be a crazy bitch.
1st_eggokage: with DID.
teh_slush: and they both sport fabulous hair
1st_eggokage: true facts.
1st_eggokage: OH NOES
1st_eggokage: NOT ILLOGIC
1st_eggokage: SPOCK DISAPPROVES
teh_slush: ANYTHING BUT ILLOGIC
teh_slush: wait are they calling it striations now
teh_slush: HOW MANY TERMS ARE THERE FOR BALLISTIC MARKS
1st_eggokage: and now the yakuza are involved, what the hell.
teh_slush: it's always the yakuza's fault.
1st_eggokage: YURI.
1st_eggokage: YOUR LIFE.
teh_slush: YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT HARD LIVES.
1st_eggokage: STOP ABUSING HIRO.
1st_eggokage: OH GOD LOL THEY MADE TSUKUMO LEADER.
teh_slush: HOW CAN YOU TURN AGAINST KIMUTAKU LIKE THIS
teh_slush: THINK OF ALL THE BANANAS YOU HAD TOGETHER
1st_eggokage: everyone's like "oh my god I give up."
1st_eggokage: kimutaku's shades > horatio's shades
1st_eggokage: STOP BEING A NINJA, DUDE
teh_slush: I KIND OF LIKE THE NINJA DUDE
1st_eggokage: me too.
teh_slush: d'awwwww hiro
1st_eggokage: YOU KNOW WHAT HIRO
1st_eggokage: IT'S OKAY
1st_eggokage: AT LEAST YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SHOOT?
teh_slush: YEAH BUT THAT MEANS NO SHOOTING LESSONS
1st_eggokage: REID'S LIFE IS HARDER THAN YOURS.
1st_eggokage: i love hiro's DO NOT WANT face.
teh_slush: SKIPPING.
teh_slush: I LOVE HIS SKIPPING.
1st_eggokage: AGAIN WITH THE SKIPPING.
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: ...nice
1st_eggokage: HOW DO THEY SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: DID YOU JUST
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
teh_slush: YUP.
1st_eggokage: ASKLDFJSLADJS
1st_eggokage: FAILURE.
1st_eggokage: SHE WAS RIGHT THERE.
1st_eggokage: RIGHT THERE!
teh_slush: STOP ASKING THIS SHOW TO BE REASONABLE.
1st_eggokage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
1st_eggokage: /BRAIN EXPLODES
teh_slush: IF THEY SAW HER, THE EPISODE WOULD ONLY LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES!
teh_slush: CLEARLY THEIR SHOW-LENGTHENING POWERS WERE IN EFFECT.
1st_eggokage: CLEARLY ASLKDJSLDFS
1st_eggokage: run, yukie, run.
1st_eggokage: ...what is that.
1st_eggokage: is it a piece of person.
teh_slush: ...isn't it just a newspaper
1st_eggokage: because we already did the cannibalism thing.
1st_eggokage: no, there was something in it, I think.
teh_slush: I wouldn't object to the cannibalism thing again
1st_eggokage: maybe her gun and she's in the other personality?
teh_slush: maybe?
1st_eggokage: oh yeah that's a good idea.
1st_eggokage: walk into the evil basement of evil without any light.
teh_slush: don't question kimutaku logic.
1st_eggokage: and now he's contradicting himself!
1st_eggokage: kimutaku you crazy.
teh_slush: ...GOKIBURI~
1st_eggokage: to the heaven~
1st_eggokage: all that and you want to get eat lunch.
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD YOU BASTARDS.
teh_slush: ...YOU GUYS
teh_slush: YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE
1st_eggokage: THAT IS A DICK MOVE.
1st_eggokage: here's what I want to know
1st_eggokage: how was she wearing a long skirt after being confined for fifteen years?
1st_eggokage: did whoever locked her there keep bringing her clothes?
1st_eggokage: HOW DID SHE EAT
teh_slush: THE KIDNAPPING GODS HELPED HER, OKAY
1st_eggokage: (WHO CALLED IT)
1st_eggokage: (TOLD YOU IT WAS HER GUN)
teh_slush: (YOU CALLED IT)
1st_eggokage: PROFILERS WHAT.
1st_eggokage: spencer reid you are not, my good sir.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku what are you doing.
teh_slush: being terrible
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD, THESE BITCHES JUST LEFT YURI THERE TO ROT.
teh_slush: GOD.
teh_slush: YOU GUYS.
teh_slush: AT LEAST SOMEONE FEELS A LITTLE BAD ABOUT IT
teh_slush: you're going to get the smackdown, kimutaku
teh_slush: CUE YAKUZA MODE
1st_eggokage: FINALLY.
1st_eggokage: he so had that coming.
teh_slush: he really did.
1st_eggokage: oh my god, this show is actually making sense.
teh_slush: ridiculous
teh_slush: there has to be some nonsensical brain science coming up
1st_eggokage: seriously she's like ohno
1st_eggokage: she fucking nails the blank disturbed eyes
1st_eggokage: and oh shit
1st_eggokage: here it comes.
teh_slush: also why is there an elementary school reunion
1st_eggokage: idek but this is kind of awesome
1st_eggokage: okay that's way more shots than are in a gun like that
1st_eggokage: has reefer madness taught us nothing
teh_slush: she reloads between takes, idk.
1st_eggokage: dude, they haven't said any of our keywords once this episode.
1st_eggokage: or at least not that I noticed.
teh_slush: seriously, this is hardly brain-related
1st_eggokage: but I got wrapped up in the plot
teh_slush: except, y'know, multiple personalities
teh_slush: come on kimutaku give us an anatomy lesson
teh_slush: tell us about the amygdala or something
teh_slush: pretend I spelled that right
1st_eggokage: i think you actually did
1st_eggokage: SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, DON'T BE A DICK.
1st_eggokage: god, she is so good
teh_slush: PUT HER THROUGH THE MAGIC BRAIN MRI
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY
teh_slush: ...WHO CALLED IT.
teh_slush: brain scientist!
1st_eggokage: /ticks one off on the brain science count
1st_eggokage: /two!
teh_slush: brain!
teh_slush: more brain!
teh_slush: I want to see AU where everyone in this show is a zombie.
1st_eggokage: OUT OF THE CHAIR.
teh_slush: ...OUT OF THE CHA
teh_slush: STOP THAT
1st_eggokage: 8D
teh_slush: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
1st_eggokage: 8DDDD
teh_slush: /glares
1st_eggokage: so she really is faking it?
1st_eggokage: SO LOST.
teh_slush: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
teh_slush: is this supposed to make sense or something
teh_slush: goddammit this episode was supposed to be logical
1st_eggokage: this is mr. brain. we should know better than to expect logic.
teh_slush: IS HE GOING TO USE COLOR MAGIC NOW.
1st_eggokage: no he's going to be a clever bastard.
teh_slush: happy beat up kimutaku day!
1st_eggokage: AGAIN WITH THE KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF KIMUTAKU.
teh_slush: ...OKAY I LAUGHED
teh_slush: REALLY HARD
1st_eggokage: ME TOO.
1st_eggokage: NINJA CREEPER.
teh_slush: ILU KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: okay how are people not going to notice a patient wandering around.
1st_eggokage: especially a multiple personality murderous patient.
teh_slush: magic, okay
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU IS BEING CRUEL ABNORMAL FOR YOU.
1st_eggokage: not at all.
1st_eggokage: seriously you are a dick always.
1st_eggokage: YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
1st_eggokage: SHE'S GONNA CRY, YOU JERK.
teh_slush: WHY IS THERE VICTORY MUSIC
teh_slush: THIS IS GODDAMN DEPRESSING
1st_eggokage: hiro stop trying to have a soul
1st_eggokage: they're sort of extraneous in your line of work
1st_eggokage: ;o; yukieeeeee
teh_slush: babyyyyyy ;o;
1st_eggokage: he can't gloat.
1st_eggokage: he's actually feeling horrible about this.
teh_slush: he's just like "goddammit why can't all my criminals be giant douchebags"
1st_eggokage: /waves tsukumo/yuri otp flag
teh_slush: /helps
1st_eggokage: DON'T GO TO AMERICA
1st_eggokage: YOU WILL BREAK YURI'S HEART.
teh_slush: CAN'T SHE GO WITH HIM.
1st_eggokage: YES. DO THAT.
teh_slush: oh shit his crime senses are tingling
1st_eggokage: oh my god, now what.
1st_eggokage: snipers?
teh_slush: noooo facial hair man
1st_eggokage: why snipers.
1st_eggokage: OH HEY I REMEMBER THIS DOUCHE.
teh_slush: what
teh_slush: this
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE RACES
1st_eggokage: so it's basically the finale coming up, I think.
1st_eggokage: WHICH WE WILL SAVE FOR ANOTHER DAY
teh_slush: GOOD
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH BRAIN SCIENCE A GIRL CAN TAKE AT ONE TIME
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE: PLEASE FOLLOW THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE
EPISODE FOUR
Brain: 7
Science: 0
Brain Science: 1
EPISODE FIVE
Brain: 11
Science: 2
Brain Science: 1
EPISODE SIX
Brain: 5
Science: 1
Brain Science: 4
FINAL TALLY: 94 / 15 / 22