MR. BRAIN 03 - "Okay so here's my theory: Kame's a killer flying squirrel ninja."

Mar 26, 2010 18:40

1st_eggokage: okay when we last left kimutaku he was like
1st_eggokage: dead
teh_slush: oh yeah
1st_eggokage: or something.
teh_slush: logic heart attack
1st_eggokage: Or that.
teh_slush: Or brain attack.
1st_eggokage: HE'S DYING OF BRAINPOWER?
teh_slush: Cranial arrest?
1st_eggokage: STOP MAKING UP SCIENCE.
1st_eggokage: THIS IS NOT TREK.

1st_eggokage: ...
teh_slush: SCIIIIEEEENCE
1st_eggokage: seriously.
1st_eggokage: seriously.
teh_slush: Wait, but
teh_slush: I thought he lived on sugar
1st_eggokage: Bananas are the cure to cranial arrest.
1st_eggokage: Really?

1st_eggokage: ....what the hell
teh_slush: This show is amazing.
1st_eggokage: More ghosts?
teh_slush: Yes, ghosts are a key part of science.
1st_eggokage: Apparently so!

1st_eggokage: ...
1st_eggokage: Death by ninja squrrel.

1st_eggokage: LOL HI.
teh_slush: HEY LOOK
1st_eggokage: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
teh_slush: RUINING OUR LIVES.
1st_eggokage: he's really kind of cute with the glasses on. ;_;
teh_slush: it's not fair
teh_slush: stupid horseturtle.
teh_slush: Even when he's acting.
teh_slush: You can tell he's hiding his I'M KAME smirk.
1st_eggokage: HIRO!
teh_slush: YAY PEOPLE WE DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT WANTING TO BANG
1st_eggokage: \o/

1st_eggokage: Okay so here's my theory.
1st_eggokage: Kame's a killer flying squirrel ninja.

1st_eggokage: HIROOOOO.
teh_slush: HE IS SO SPAZZY
1st_eggokage: SO EXCITED.
1st_eggokage: OMG CRIMES TO SOLVE.
teh_slush: HOW DOES HE KEEP HIS EYES THAT WIDE
1st_eggokage: magic.

teh_slush: ...WHY IS EVERYONE SO TERRIFIED OF THE CUTE LITTLE THING
1st_eggokage: waaah so cute
1st_eggokage: look at its cute little taillllll
teh_slush: so tinyyyy

teh_slush: fffff I THINK HE'S A KLINGON.
1st_eggokage: this show is so beautiful.
1st_eggokage: WAIT WHO'S A KLINGON
1st_eggokage: (yaaay van halen)
teh_slush: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
teh_slush: Or was someone else Christopher Walken, I don't even remember
1st_eggokage: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN'S DEAD
teh_slush: THEY LOOK THE SAME
1st_eggokage: HE GOT STABBED BY THE BITCH WITH THE NECKLACE LAST EPISODE
1st_eggokage: you mean hiro's partner boss guy
teh_slush: HIRO'S ABUSER.
teh_slush: THAT.
1st_eggokage: YEAH HIM.
1st_eggokage: WHY IS HE A KLINGON.
teh_slush: BECAUSE KIMUTAKU'S MOUSE IS A TRIBBLE.
1st_eggokage: ...this is why you're my favorite person
teh_slush: :D

teh_slush: ...hiro, stop trying to be serious
teh_slush: it never works
1st_eggokage: .../facepalm
1st_eggokage: oh hiro.
1st_eggokage: go work in brain science already.
1st_eggokage: you can be in charge of getting bananas.

teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENTISTS DON'T DO ANYTHING
teh_slush: JUST BRAIN SCIENCE.

1st_eggokage: and everyone's like HE'S NOT INVISIBLE.
1st_eggokage: JUST LIKE HOW GACKT WASN'T A GHOST

teh_slush: ...is that supposed to be a plot point
teh_slush: the fact that he combs his hair with a ruler

teh_slush: lemme guess, kame is an abusive boyfriend
1st_eggokage: NAMELESS DOCTOR-CHAN.
1st_eggokage: YOU'RE CUTE.
1st_eggokage: LEAVE HIM.
1st_eggokage: HE'S CRAZY.
teh_slush: CRAZY AND ALSO YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WITHOUT HIS GLASSES
1st_eggokage: "don't call the police! i'm just watching you sleep because I WORRY ABOUT YOU."

1st_eggokage: ...magical science invisibility cloak, what

teh_slush: Yaaay shiritori
1st_eggokage: ...and that is going to heal her brain.
teh_slush: YES.
teh_slush: IT IS.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT USES YOUR RIGHT BRAIN MORE THAN YOUR LEFT BRAIN
1st_eggokage: IT'S LIKE JANKEN ALL OVER AGAIN.
teh_slush: OR SOMETHING.

1st_eggokage: ...the hell
1st_eggokage: YOU MADE THAT WORD UP.
teh_slush: THE OLD GUY IS TOTALLY CHEATING
1st_eggokage: SO IS KIMUTAKU THOUGH.
teh_slush: Kimutaku you are not Brain Age.

teh_slush: I CHRISTEN THEE WITH A BANANA

teh_slush: Yay, janitor-san!
1st_eggokage: And cafe lady!
1st_eggokage: /ships it arbitrarily

teh_slush: ...What is he doing
1st_eggokage: .....
1st_eggokage: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN.
teh_slush: Testing invisible science?
1st_eggokage: DROWNING HIMSELF IN FIBEROPTICS.
1st_eggokage: HE IS TRYING TO BE A DEEP-SEA FISH.

teh_slush: ENHANCE THAT IMAGE!
1st_eggokage: hi kame.
teh_slush: kameeee
1st_eggokage: TOLD YOU.
1st_eggokage: NINJA FLYING SQUIRREL.

1st_eggokage: not nearly as interesting as last episode's murderous guest musician.
1st_eggokage: but no one really is
1st_eggokage: unless like
teh_slush: seriously can we have gackt again
teh_slush: they can have a seance or something, that's science
1st_eggokage: SEASON TWO SHOULD HAVE AIBA AS THE MURDERER OR SOMETHING
teh_slush: YES HOLY SHIT

1st_eggokage: stalkerrrrrrr
teh_slush: well they're engaged
teh_slush: and it's kame
1st_eggokage: DOESN'T MAKE HIM NOT-A-STALKER

1st_eggokage: I love the city shots.
teh_slush: You mean the Torchwood shots
1st_eggokage: It just reinforces how this is CSI with brains.

1st_eggokage: ...wait now what the hell
teh_slush: what.
teh_slush: BANANA POWER
1st_eggokage: BY THE POWER OF GRAY MATTER
1st_eggokage: /shot
1st_eggokage: /forever
teh_slush: /dies
teh_slush: /three times over

1st_eggokage: ...lol I love Yuri
teh_slush: she just wants to do brain science, guys
1st_eggokage: SHE'S WORRIED HIRO WILL STEAL HER KIMUTAKU.
teh_slush: THAT'S OKAY, BRAIN SCIENCE WILL HELP
1st_eggokage: brain science fixes everything.

1st_eggokage: IT IS TREATMENT IN KIMUTAKU-LAND.
1st_eggokage: HE UNDERSTANDS BRAINS MORE THAN YOU DO, HIRO.
teh_slush: JUST GIVE HER BANANAS

1st_eggokage: okay, maybe kame trying to heal his girlfriend's broken brain is sort of cute.
teh_slush: maybe a little
teh_slush: but he's still evil
1st_eggokage: but not as cute as kimutaku and his sonic screwdriver.

1st_eggokage: I like how Hiro just sort of shows up.
1st_eggokage: It's like.
1st_eggokage: You're a police officer.
1st_eggokage: Not a brain scientist.

teh_slush: THE ROOF
teh_slush: A FINE PLACE OF CONTEMPLATION
teh_slush: WITH A BANANA

teh_slush: ...Guys.
teh_slush: Guys is this what you do when you're supposed to be doing science.
1st_eggokage: .....you guys have way too much time on your hands.
teh_slush: YOU KNOW I THINK THAT'S THE EDITING TEAM OF THIS SHOW.

1st_eggokage: LURKING LURKER
1st_eggokage: THAT'S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL KAME.

1st_eggokage: I DON'T TRUST THIS.
1st_eggokage: SHE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE.
teh_slush: lemme guess, kame did something to her
1st_eggokage: so she's blaming that old dude that found the body.
1st_eggokage: seriously this is beyond fishy.
1st_eggokage: IT'S KAME.
teh_slush: IT'S DEFINITELY KAME
teh_slush: HE PROBABLY TAUGHT HER THOSE PHRASES
1st_eggokage: THE CELEBRITY GUEST STAR IS ALWAYS THE MURDERER.

1st_eggokage: ...maybe he can teleport.
teh_slush: his sonic screwdriver did it.
teh_slush: THE CAMERAS LIE
1st_eggokage: THE CAMERAS ALWAYS LIE.
1st_eggokage: PHOENIX WRIGHT HAS TAUGHT ME THIS.
teh_slush: ALWAYS THE BLIND SPOTS
1st_eggokage: ALWAYS!

1st_eggokage: ....you guys, that is a major design flaw.
teh_slush: stop asking this show to have competent security guys

1st_eggokage: KAME DID IT. :|
teh_slush: YEAH BUT WHY DID HE DO IT
1st_eggokage: nope. inaccurate csi flashback. it was totes kame.
1st_eggokage: FOR A PROMOTION OR SOMETHING.
1st_eggokage: OR BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING CRAZY.
teh_slush: PROBABLY THE LATTER

1st_eggokage: I want to ship Hayashida and Yuri.
1st_eggokage: omg their love is so clueless.

1st_eggokage: ...kimutaku.
teh_slush: ...he was totally rocking out to the testimony

1st_eggokage: I love the way he runs. IT IS HILARIOUS.
1st_eggokage: he's like a gazelle.

teh_slush: Are those trackballs, why do they need three of them
1st_eggokage: because this is the future of science.
teh_slush: trackballs and lens flares
1st_eggokage: needs more lens flares.
1st_eggokage: if there were lensflares all over this show I would be so happy.

1st_eggokage: ...SNEAKY.
teh_slush: ...KIND OF AWESOME
1st_eggokage: CLEVER, CLEVER TURTLE.

teh_slush: But don't all questions end in ka
teh_slush: If my limited moon recalls
1st_eggokage: I think so but.
1st_eggokage: idk I'm too lazy to go back and listen to it again.
teh_slush: ...Limited moon recalls sounds like either a bad band name or a .hack keyword set
1st_eggokage: ...it kind of does

1st_eggokage: .......god
1st_eggokage: look at his eyebrows.
1st_eggokage: he really does overpluck them to hell and back.
1st_eggokage: you vain little turtle you.
teh_slush: kame is still spock forever

1st_eggokage: OKAY BUT WHY DID HE DO IT.
1st_eggokage: DID I MISS THAT PART OF THE REVEAL.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, MOTIVE
teh_slush: GET ALL THE PROOF YOU WANT BUT PHOENIX CAN'T GET AWAY WITHOUT A MOTIVE

teh_slush: ...is that a threat
1st_eggokage: no you won't because we'll just sue you back for malpractice or something

1st_eggokage: OWNED.
1st_eggokage: don't mess with the senpai, kame.
teh_slush: I THINK WORD GETTING OUT THAT YOU WERE TAKING BRIBES IS A BIT BETTER THAN BEING A MURDERER
1st_eggokage: I WANT TO KNOW HOW SOMEONE WHO'S A POLICE OFFICER IS STILL THAT ADORABLE AND NAIVE.

1st_eggokage: I love how it keeps cutting to everyone and their reactions aren't any different.
1st_eggokage: You are missing the point of the reaction shot here.

teh_slush: His voice is so weird
teh_slush: It changes octaves every few seconds.
1st_eggokage: Because he's crying.
1st_eggokage: Stupid Kame.
1st_eggokage: Stop being a good actor.

1st_eggokage: yes.
1st_eggokage: yes, brain science is great.
teh_slush: goodness, I sure love brain science.

teh_slush: DRAMA PIANO
1st_eggokage: ...the hell
teh_slush: DRAMA PIANO
1st_eggokage: what do pianos have to do with anything
teh_slush: ARTIST HAIR
teh_slush: Kimutaku can sense murder.
teh_slush: It's the special power of his hair.
1st_eggokage: ...BENJAMIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS SHOW

EPISODE THREE
Brain: 18
Science: 0
Brain Science: 2

FINAL TALLY: 71 / 12 / 16

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