MR. BRAIN 01+02 - "he's like Sherlock Holmes, except he's a complete retard."
SO THIS IS HOW GINNY AND I SPENT OUR WEEKEND.
1st_eggokage: you know what
1st_eggokage: i am bored of things with real plots
1st_eggokage: i need something colossally stupid.
1st_eggokage: /downloads mr. brain
teh_slush: don't we have like five dramas we need to finish.
teh_slush: ...do I care, gimme
1st_eggokage: 8D
1st_eggokage: okay so
1st_eggokage: the mr. brain subs
1st_eggokage: are available in standard, hd and hd with hardsubs
1st_eggokage: do I want to download this crap in high def
1st_eggokage: the better to see every flutter of kimutaku's glorious hair
1st_eggokage: or do I want to struggle with softsubs.
teh_slush: yes.
teh_slush: i mean if we have to watch this shit, we might as well enjoy the best part about it!
1st_eggokage: true! :D
1st_eggokage: and it's only eight hours of our lives we'll never get back
1st_eggokage: you spend more time than that a week playing flash games, it's all good
1st_eggokage: oh are you fucking serious, they're mp4 files
1st_eggokage: DUDE
teh_slush: OH MAN
1st_eggokage: WE CAN HAVE THIS SHIT ON OUR IPODS
teh_slush: :DDDDD
1st_eggokage: AMAZING
teh_slush: I CAN CORRUPT ANYONE
1st_eggokage: sdlkfjs because I totally want everyone to know I watched eight episodes of bananas and kimutaku's hair.
teh_slush: yes.
teh_slush: yes you do.
teh_slush: oh jesus this is ninety minutes?
1st_eggokage: ....what
1st_eggokage: fucking hell are you serious
teh_slush: ...What is
1st_eggokage: .....
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE HIM.
teh_slush: ...YEAH JUST A BIT
1st_eggokage: ....fail
teh_slush: I should go to the prom in corkheels
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: ...WHAT
1st_eggokage: okay did that seriously just happen
teh_slush: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THE PLOT DEVICE
1st_eggokage: YES.
teh_slush: THIS IS HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS
1st_eggokage: ...OH MY GOD AND THEN HE GETS SUPER AND HAS MAGIC BRAIN POWERS.
1st_eggokage: OMFG
teh_slush: ...I DON'T EVEN
teh_slush: HOW DOES
teh_slush: I MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN LOVE.
1st_eggokage: OKAY I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T BELIEVE WOLFY RE: HOW STUPID THIS SHOW IS.
1st_eggokage: I REALLY, REALLY SHOULD HAVE.
1st_eggokage: and of course the ratings were incredibly high because kimutaku is basically like.
1st_eggokage: the beatles
1st_eggokage: or brad pitt
1st_eggokage: you put his face on something and every female in japan will buy it
teh_slush: ...AT LEAST THEY USED A PROPER EXPLOSION NOISE!
1st_eggokage: YEAH THIS ISN'T YASHA.
1st_eggokage: although I liked saigo no yakusoku's bombs better :|
1st_eggokage: LOOOOK
teh_slush: ...what
1st_eggokage: HIRO
teh_slush: ...TENDOU SHOWING EMOTION
teh_slush: WHAT IS THIS
1st_eggokage: get used to that expression of complete bug-eyed puzzlement
1st_eggokage: he will be making it for the rest of the drama.
teh_slush: Also is this the same terrorist voice changer from Arashi the Movie
1st_eggokage: I THINK IT IS THE ONLY VOICE CHANGER IN ALL OF JAPAN.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME ONE USED IN ABAKES
1st_eggokage: WHICH IS WHY I CAN NEVER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: AAAHAHAHA
1st_eggokage: jesus christ.
1st_eggokage: it's clear this had a really high budget.
teh_slush: what are these camera angles
1st_eggokage: WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON THIS JAPAN
1st_eggokage: waaaaah mizushima hiro's faces
teh_slush: cats
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: idek
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THE HAIR.
teh_slush: HAIR!
teh_slush: AND HAT!
1st_eggokage: HAAAAAIR.
1st_eggokage: ...his jacket clashes with his shirt.
teh_slush: ...he really isn't all that attractive
teh_slush: Oh so he is like Brad Pitt!
teh_slush: /shot
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY.
1st_eggokage: LIKE EVERYONE THINKS HE'S THE EPITOME OF SEXY
1st_eggokage: AND ALL THE WOMEN OF JAPAN THROW THEIR PANTIES AT HIM
1st_eggokage: BUT JOHN LENNON WASN'T ALL THAT HOT
teh_slush: POINT.
teh_slush: SO DOES HE HAVE TALENT TO BACK HIMSELF UP
1st_eggokage: apparently he actually does.
teh_slush: fair enough
teh_slush: ...what is he
1st_eggokage: skldjfsl lightsaber fight.
1st_eggokage: with himself.
1st_eggokage: ;o;
1st_eggokage: SCIENCE.
teh_slush: SCIENCE!
teh_slush: I WANT THAT LASER POINTER
1st_eggokage: me too, yo.
teh_slush: although I would certainly settle for a sonic screwdriver
1st_eggokage: oh, ttly.
teh_slush: I could still have lightsaber fights with it
1st_eggokage: he's like sherlock holmes.
1st_eggokage: except he's a complete retard.
1st_eggokage: ......okay hiro are you going to spend this entire show being a total uke
1st_eggokage: I.
teh_slush: he has to balance out his tendou act somehow
1st_eggokage: I cannot say I disapprove.
1st_eggokage: who is this guy and his bad facial hair.
teh_slush: Who is this creepy and vaguely attractive man.
teh_slush: ...we're idiots
1st_eggokage: ...yeah we are
teh_slush: ...did he just
1st_eggokage: skldfjs YES HE DID
teh_slush: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ...oh my god
1st_eggokage: /DIES
teh_slush: oh my god
teh_slush: ARE YOU
teh_slush: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
1st_eggokage: ...omfg
1st_eggokage: /DIES FOREVER
teh_slush: PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S THE OFFICIAL AND FOREVER OPENING
1st_eggokage: OKAY NEW FAVORITE SHOW
teh_slush: THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
1st_eggokage: EIGHT EPISODES ARE NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH
teh_slush: ...Was that a smiley sub
1st_eggokage: yes.
teh_slush: Even the subs are amazing
1st_eggokage: god this is the best show ever made.
teh_slush: GLASS WALLS!
teh_slush: PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS!
teh_slush: THERE MUST BE SCIENCE HAPPENING!
teh_slush: ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
teh_slush: What is this, CSI
1st_eggokage: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
1st_eggokage: /sits in her psycho corner
1st_eggokage: /ships kimutaku/tosh
teh_slush: ...omg
teh_slush: yes
1st_eggokage: srsly she would be in heaven here
1st_eggokage: YOU CAN'T FLIP YOUR HAIR IF YOU HAVE NO HAIR TO FLIP, BACKGROUND GUY
teh_slush: okay do any of these idiots ever come back
1st_eggokage: i.
1st_eggokage: idk?
teh_slush: it seems like a pretty deep introduction
teh_slush: that or just an excuse to have kimutaku mess around in labs
teh_slush: ...probably the latter
1st_eggokage: i.
1st_eggokage: i think it's option two.
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: they are going to keep saying that.
teh_slush: and I will laugh every time.
1st_eggokage: OKAY DO YOU HAVE A HAMSTER IN YOUR POCKET OR SOMETHING
teh_slush: ...awww~
1st_eggokage: waaaaah
1st_eggokage: so cute
teh_slush: it even comes with stock squeak sounds!
1st_eggokage: god this is the best show ever
teh_slush: I think the mouserat should solve all of the cases.
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: knitting!
1st_eggokage: softcore porn!
1st_eggokage: a mouse!
teh_slush: all he needs are bananas.
1st_eggokage: CLEARLY ALL OF THIS IS REQUIRED TO DO SCIENCE.
teh_slush: ...omg
1st_eggokage: .......what the
teh_slush: so tiny
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THE HAIR.
1st_eggokage: GOD HOW MUCH DID THIS SHOW COST.
teh_slush: THE BEAUTIFUL HAIR
1st_eggokage: YASHA WISHES IT WAS THIS COOL
1st_eggokage: someone's got a cru~ush~
1st_eggokage: IT'S OKAY EVERYONE LOVES KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: god this is so csi
teh_slush: seriously these camera angles are ridiculous
teh_slush: what is this, repo
teh_slush: it's vaguely attractive facial hair man!
teh_slush: OH GOD SOMEONE SPILLED CRANBERRY JUICE
teh_slush: CROSSES!
teh_slush: MYSTERIOUS!
teh_slush: DRAMATIC ZOOM!
1st_eggokage: srs biznus
teh_slush: COOL CHAIRS!
teh_slush: everything is about the brain
1st_eggokage: we should like
1st_eggokage: keep a running tally
teh_slush: ...oh god what
1st_eggokage: of how many times they say brain or science or brain science
teh_slush: sldfkj yessss
teh_slush: OH GOD SEND OUT THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE
teh_slush: THERE'S CRANBERRY JUICE ON A GARAGE
1st_eggokage: /dies
1st_eggokage: hate crime against who? corrupt businessmen?
1st_eggokage: i hate them too, it's all good
teh_slush: I love how Kimutaku doesn't need to wear standard uniform because he's the protagonist.
1st_eggokage: because he's just that cool.
teh_slush: PEOPLE BEING MURDERED, VERY UNIQUE
teh_slush: As if nothing like this ever happens in dramaland.
teh_slush: ...did he just get ninja hypoed
1st_eggokage: no, that guy stole a strand of his hair
teh_slush: should've been a ninja hypo
1st_eggokage: HANDS OFF THE HAIR, YO.
1st_eggokage: ...you guys, it's a cross
1st_eggokage: there are only so many religions who use them
teh_slush: please say he uses the light saber for everything
1st_eggokage: I LOVE THAT THING.
teh_slush: ...OKAY HE'S ADORABLE
teh_slush: EXTRA ADORABLE.
1st_eggokage: I LOVE IT A LOT. IT IS HIS SHONIKKU SUKURERUDORAIBA.
teh_slush: /dies
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT BANANAS
teh_slush: ...ahahahahahaha
1st_eggokage: it's okay, hon. I'm sure lots of girls get hot over kimutaku eating a banana.
teh_slush: probably.
1st_eggokage: DON'T IGNORE HIRO
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU RESIST HIM
1st_eggokage: HE'S LIKE A CUTE, ENTHUSIASTIC, FAIL PUPPY.
teh_slush: WITH GIGANTIC PUPPY EYES
teh_slush: He's got a bit of Anton in him.
1st_eggokage: oh my god klsdjfs
1st_eggokage: IT'S HIRO PLAYING CHEKOV AS A POLICEMAN
1st_eggokage: AAAAAAAAAAAAH NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER.
teh_slush: IT.
teh_slush: IT IS OMG
1st_eggokage: /spazflail
teh_slush: Okay, let's go through our cliches and come up with a theory.
teh_slush: EVIL TWINS!
teh_slush: THE ONE IN JAIL IS A DOUBLE!
1st_eggokage: LIKE WITH THAT BOMBER IN MPD PSYCHO, YEAH.
teh_slush: YEP.
1st_eggokage: CLONES.
1st_eggokage: MIND CONTROL.
teh_slush: DEF CLONES, THAT'S SCIENCE.
teh_slush: ...HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY USING THIS SONG
teh_slush: PLEASE SAY ALL THE TIME
1st_eggokage: COME ON.
1st_eggokage: IF YOU BOUGHT SONG RIGHTS OFF VAN FUCKING HALEN
1st_eggokage: YOU WOULD USE THE SONG ALL THE TIME TOO.
teh_slush: ALL THEY NEED IS LIKE
teh_slush: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'
1st_eggokage: kdlkjfsakldfjsldkfjsd /dies
teh_slush: AND THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT DRAMA
1st_eggokage: TITLE DROP
teh_slush: SUBTLE
1st_eggokage: this guy's combover offends my sensibilities
1st_eggokage: HAIR
teh_slush: haaaair
1st_eggokage: i want a kimutaku icon
1st_eggokage: that says "midnight crazy"
1st_eggokage: just for the lulzy inside joke
teh_slush: /dies
1st_eggokage: what is this, star wars
teh_slush: we have holograms and light sabers
1st_eggokage: so it's csi meets star wars.
teh_slush: clearly this is in a galaxy far far away
1st_eggokage: well japan is a galaxy far far away anyway
teh_slush: point.
1st_eggokage: van halen asdkfljsdalkfjalskdjfs
1st_eggokage: DID YOU SEE
1st_eggokage: DID YOU FUCKING SEE
teh_slush: WHAT DID I SEE
1st_eggokage: JUST FOR A SECOND BUT THOSE BABY BLUE CONTACTS ARE UNMISTAKEABLE
1st_eggokage: please let it be the next episode
1st_eggokage: lol ep 3 is going to be fun.
1st_eggokage: i want to see if the ratings were like
1st_eggokage: triple
1st_eggokage: that's the one where the turtle wears glasses
1st_eggokage: which
teh_slush: hee.
1st_eggokage: /cough
1st_eggokage: do not actually look all that bad
teh_slush: ...goddammit.
1st_eggokage: HIRO YOUR UKEFACE IS IRRESISTABLE.
teh_slush: HE IS SO CUTE, WHAT IS THIS.
1st_eggokage: i don't know
1st_eggokage: but all I can think is how hilarious it would be if the universe switched him with tendou
teh_slush: oh god I know
1st_eggokage: kagami: ...
1st_eggokage: hayashida: :D?
1st_eggokage: kagami: ................................
teh_slush: and meanwhile the police force is wondering why the dorky little kid grew ten years and suddenly is a ninja
teh_slush: Please don't tell me Kimutaku is analyzing his foodeating.
1st_eggokage: I REALLY, REALLY HOPE HE IS.
1st_eggokage: WAAAAH UKEFACE
1st_eggokage: hiro you're going to get raped.
teh_slush: seriously, and no one is going to help you
1st_eggokage: alskdjfs what is he doing.
teh_slush: what is he ever doing.
1st_eggokage: being amazing.
1st_eggokage: sdkfjsdljs /dies
teh_slush: AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING A BOMB
1st_eggokage: for a second I thought he was sniffing it.
teh_slush: GLOWING BLOOD SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: SOMEONE CALL EMA SKYE
teh_slush: /glasses
teh_slush: HEADACHE OF LOGIC
1st_eggokage: he really does look like the doctor when he plays with that laser thing.
teh_slush: ...what just
1st_eggokage: ...nice one
teh_slush: HIS HOUSE EXPLODED
teh_slush: A fine description.
1st_eggokage: oh, indeed.
1st_eggokage: waaah confused uke face
1st_eggokage: seriously how can you see that and not want to ravish him. HIROOOOO. *_*
teh_slush: ...what, seriously
teh_slush: the universe is in danger because she got her labcoat stuck in the car door
1st_eggokage: IDK THERE'S PROBABLY A PLOT POINT IN IT?
1st_eggokage: MAYBE?
teh_slush: are you even following what's going on, I'm not
1st_eggokage: not in the least.
teh_slush: oh good
teh_slush: there is hair
1st_eggokage: all I'm paying attention to is the hair and hiro's ukeface.
1st_eggokage: it's not even a cross.
1st_eggokage: it's a plus sign.
1st_eggokage: SHO IS THE MURDERER
teh_slush: ...fffffff
1st_eggokage: luminol!
1st_eggokage: /ema glasses
teh_slush: /science
teh_slush: ...And instead of just cleaning off the blood he just
teh_slush: Drew a hugeass cross
1st_eggokage: human bodies are not giant sacks of blood, you guys
teh_slush: seriously that is a shitload there
teh_slush: and the body was probably getting a bit cold
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: I THINK JUMP REALLY JUST ADDS TO THE DRAMA, DON'T YOU.
teh_slush: IT DOES.
teh_slush: I AM IN SUSPENSE.
teh_slush: EXAMINE HIS BRAIN
1st_eggokage: WITH SCIENCE
teh_slush: I'm just waiting for
teh_slush: IT'S WORSE THAN THAT!
teh_slush: HIS BRAIN IS GONE!
teh_slush: I don't think experimental science will hold up in a court of law, guys.
1st_eggokage: You know what holds up in a court of law?
1st_eggokage: Spiritual possession.
teh_slush: Well.
teh_slush: True.
1st_eggokage: This is what Phoenix Wright has taught me.
teh_slush: But does Phoenix take itself seriously.
1st_eggokage: Yes. :|
1st_eggokage: Very.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: Clearly :|
teh_slush: Why does a brain scientist have to point out where the hippocampus is to other brain scientists
1st_eggokage: because two of them are cops?
teh_slush: yeah but they probably don't even know what a hippocampus is, so he would have offered some explanation
teh_slush: SCIENCE.
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT.
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE HAS PROVEN IT
1st_eggokage: BRAIN SCIENCE HAS- yes.
teh_slush: that. that might be the best line ever
1st_eggokage: yes.
1st_eggokage: okay I am so very lost
teh_slush: all I know is that there is BRAIN SCIENCE and it is proving things
teh_slush: and kimutaku's hair is causing mental breakdowns
teh_slush: ...HIRO
teh_slush: THAT
1st_eggokage: /pets the hiro
teh_slush: AWWWW
1st_eggokage: I LOVE HIM.
teh_slush: his life is so hard
1st_eggokage: he is trapped in a state of perpetual confusion.
1st_eggokage: morally grey?
teh_slush: no, you are not allowed to be gray
teh_slush: you don't have glasses
1st_eggokage: you don't have gla- lskdjfls
1st_eggokage: stop that
teh_slush: ...sdkflskdj
1st_eggokage: why are we so mindlink?
teh_slush: I don't know
teh_slush: MORE VAN HALEN NOW
teh_slush: blah blah blah police things blah blah science blah blah
teh_slush: I WANT THAT TABLE
1st_eggokage: i want that hiro
teh_slush: THE SCIENCE TABLE
teh_slush: yes
teh_slush: how about having that hiro bent over the science table
1st_eggokage: didn't we have a similar conversation about tendou's house
teh_slush: probably.
1st_eggokage: I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD.
1st_eggokage: HE IS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE READING SOFTCORE PORNO.
teh_slush: HOW IS HE SO AMAZING
teh_slush: ...fff but seriously can you imagine
teh_slush: sylar provides the brains, kimutaku studies them
1st_eggokage: ~otp~!
teh_slush: brain science love~
teh_slush: BRAIN SURGERY TURNS YOU GAY.
teh_slush: TRUFAX.
1st_eggokage: ~BRAIN SCIENCE~
1st_eggokage: I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS PHRASE
1st_eggokage: EVER
1st_eggokage: EVER EVER EVER
teh_slush: I SINCERELY HOPE THE SUBBERS DON'T WISE UP AND FIX IT TO NEUROSCIENCE
teh_slush: ...What is he talking about
1st_eggokage: brain
1st_eggokage: science
teh_slush: naturally
teh_slush: ...WHAT IS HE
1st_eggokage: THESE GUYS SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW
teh_slush: NOBODY KNOWS
[Then the next episode preview happened and we had to frantically download episode two, late hours of the night be damned.]
1st_eggokage: unf unf unf oh my god I think we're both going to need a little alone time after this one.
1st_eggokage: lkasdfjlsdf gackt.
teh_slush: there go my plans for taking a shower before watching this
teh_slush: ONE YEAR AGO
teh_slush: One year before what
teh_slush: Were we given a time.
1st_eggokage: before kimutaku was being awesome and eating bananas
teh_slush: hi, straitjackets, have we met before
1st_eggokage: /flutters
teh_slush: aaaaaa he has lovely teeth
teh_slush: IT'S A BODY DOUBLE!
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S A VAMPIRE.
teh_slush: VAMPIRES AREN'T BRAIN SCIENCE.
1st_eggokage: god.
1st_eggokage: asdfljksdfsd
1st_eggokage: evil laughter.
1st_eggokage: /squirms
teh_slush: Is he experimenting on bananas.
1st_eggokage: yes. yes he is.
1st_eggokage: IT'S LIKE IN KUNG FU.
teh_slush: SNATCH THE BANANA FROM MY SCIENCE TABLE
1st_eggokage: SNATCH THE BANANA FROM THE TABLE, GRASSHOPPER.
1st_eggokage: slkdfj mindlink.
teh_slush: the jokes write themselves, really
1st_eggokage: .....
teh_slush: ...WHY IS HE SURFING ON BRAINWAVES
1st_eggokage: THAT IS SO CUTE OMG.
teh_slush: I think it's trying to be educational.
1st_eggokage: I AM LEARNING SHIT.
teh_slush: It would be nice if we could trust the brain science.
1st_eggokage: I AM LEARNING THAT NO ONE CAN HAVE HAIR LIKE KIMUTAKU'S.
1st_eggokage: AND THAT GACKT ACTUALLY CAN GET HOTTER THAN HE NORMALLY IS.
teh_slush: THERE IS NO HOTNESS LIMIT WITH GACKT.
1st_eggokage: wait
1st_eggokage: wait
1st_eggokage: is he going to prove that he can win at janken with brain science
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: HE IS USING BRAIN SCIENCE TO WIN AT JANKEN
1st_eggokage: THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU
teh_slush: USING SCIENCE FOR THE MOST PRACTICAL REASONS
teh_slush: janken causes vampire attacks, trufax
1st_eggokage: hiro why are you a police officer if you're so squeamish re: dead bodies.
teh_slush: ask gwen that
teh_slush: ...mpd
teh_slush: tell me I'm not the only one who thought
1st_eggokage: oh fuck no
1st_eggokage: no you're not the only one who thought
teh_slush: CUE VAN HALEN
1st_eggokage: YOU GOT THE TOUCH
1st_eggokage: YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEER
1st_eggokage: /shot
1st_eggokage: /retreats to transformers corner
teh_slush: Season two should still totally have some Journey up in here.
1st_eggokage: yes oh my god
1st_eggokage: season two can have don't stop believing as the theme
1st_eggokage: and pin can guest as a modern-day bonnie and clyde
1st_eggokage: MAGIC JANKEN POWERS.
teh_slush: STOP TRYING TO APPLY LOGIC TO JANKEN
teh_slush: ...sdklfjsldkfj
teh_slush: that
teh_slush: that was totally awkward blushing boytouching
1st_eggokage: HIRO.
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: YOU ARE JUST EVERYONE'S UKE.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: also hiiiii
1st_eggokage: alskdjfsdlksjdflksdjfslkdfjsad
teh_slush: sldkfjlsdkfj
teh_slush: i don't even
1st_eggokage: GACKT IS HANNIBAL.
1st_eggokage: GACKT IS HANNIBAL
1st_eggokage: OH MY FUCKING GOD
teh_slush: AAAAAA
1st_eggokage: SEE.
teh_slush: ...MASK INCLUDED
1st_eggokage: MASK AND EVERYTHING OH FUCK
teh_slush: HOLY SHIT
1st_eggokage: ...ow.
1st_eggokage: that.
teh_slush: yeah ow
1st_eggokage: but.
teh_slush: but
1st_eggokage: oh my god alksdfjasdlkfjsadfjs hnnnnnnnnnn
teh_slush: ghhhhhh we are giant freaks
1st_eggokage: we are.
teh_slush: don't ever change <3
1st_eggokage: <3
teh_slush: (i'd be lonely)
1st_eggokage: never.
1st_eggokage: braintwin pervert bff forever.
1st_eggokage: DID YOU JUST
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD WAY TO NOT DISTURB THE CRIME SCENE.
teh_slush: THAT'S HOW HIRO ROLLS, OKAY
teh_slush: ...you're serious about this ghost thing, aren't you
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THE GHOST THEORY.
teh_slush: sdlfkj he looks so reverent
1st_eggokage: well he's talking to his crush.
1st_eggokage: /shot
1st_eggokage: /twice
1st_eggokage: .......
teh_slush: ...EVEN IN DRAMALAND
1st_eggokage: /does not say anything
teh_slush: AS A SERIAL KILLER
teh_slush: GACKT IS IRRESISTABLE
1st_eggokage: /does not mention a thing about lucy monostone
1st_eggokage: /certainly not
teh_slush: ...aaaahahahaha
teh_slush: YEAH BUT MAYBE THERE'S GHOST SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: YEAH JEEZ
teh_slush: let's play spot the plot point!
teh_slush: /points
1st_eggokage: oh hey you know who should be in our hypothetical season two
teh_slush: who.
teh_slush: say meisa
1st_eggokage: i think we need some beautiful young lady
1st_eggokage: to be a complete sociopath
1st_eggokage: and just
teh_slush: ...aaaaaa
teh_slush: aaaaaaaaaaaa
1st_eggokage: think nothing of senseless murder because it's sort of fun, really
teh_slush: have I mentioned how much I hate you lately
1st_eggokage: :DDDDDD
teh_slush: /cries
1st_eggokage: ....you know who that guy looks like
teh_slush: ...HIRO DO YOU TOUCH EVERYONE
1st_eggokage: (did you just leap, hiro)
1st_eggokage: ANYWAY THAT OTHER DUDE LOOKED LIKE A JAPANESE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
teh_slush: ...AHAHAHA
1st_eggokage: ~BRAIN SCIENCE TABLE~
teh_slush: brain scieeeeence
1st_eggokage: ...pass me that ufo looking thing.
teh_slush: I thought it was a rice cooker
1st_eggokage: i love you kimutaku.
teh_slush: GACKT: NOW IN 3-D
teh_slush: I thought the hippocampus was the reacty thing.
teh_slush: you could at least be consistent with your brain science, guys
1st_eggokage: are you actually paying attention to the plot
1st_eggokage: GOD I LOVE HER.
1st_eggokage: emoji again.
teh_slush: seriously what are they doing in subs
1st_eggokage: idk but it makes me laugh
1st_eggokage: worshipers, huh?
1st_eggokage: /does not mention lucy
1st_eggokage: /ever
teh_slush: DO THEY JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS
teh_slush: OR STAB THEMSELVES WITH NEEDLES
1st_eggokage: i wonder.
1st_eggokage: van halen really sets the mood. :|
teh_slush: doesn't it though
1st_eggokage: ...wouldn't he have just eaten him?
teh_slush: I think that's proof that it wasn't the real Gackt
1st_eggokage: oh, well.
teh_slush: BODY DOUBLE~
1st_eggokage: maybe hands and feet aren't delicious?
teh_slush: maybe
teh_slush: wait but he ate his finger
teh_slush: and the guy's hand
1st_eggokage: but he was really hungry.
1st_eggokage: asdfjksldfjs omfg
1st_eggokage: did not even notice
1st_eggokage: THREE PIECE SUIT
1st_eggokage: WATCH CHAIN
teh_slush: ...aaaaaaaaa
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKUUUUUU.
1st_eggokage: so dapper.
1st_eggokage: /swoons
teh_slush: ...what was that delivery
teh_slush: I love it
1st_eggokage: it was adorable?
1st_eggokage: ...hiro
teh_slush: ...awwwwwww
1st_eggokage: trying to play bad cop
teh_slush: tableslamming should not be that cute
teh_slush: Who is this new girlfriend.
1st_eggokage: I love those earrings.
1st_eggokage: We saw her!
1st_eggokage: She said Kimutaku was sexy for eating breakfast.
teh_slush: Oh yeaaah
teh_slush: NO YOU'RE NOT.
teh_slush: YOU'RE BRAIN SCIENTISTS
1st_eggokage: OHHHHH.
1st_eggokage: SERVED.
teh_slush: THE SEA ISN'T BLUE.
1st_eggokage: SHE'S SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY.
teh_slush: STILL.
1st_eggokage: SSSH.
1st_eggokage: THE OCEAN IS BLUE IN LIKE.
1st_eggokage: FIJI.
1st_eggokage: ....is he like
1st_eggokage: on stakeout
1st_eggokage: ...no.
1st_eggokage: no, he's asleep
teh_slush: no he is just sleeping at a crime scene.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku.
teh_slush: this is his hobby.
teh_slush: RAINBOW FLASHLIGHTS!
teh_slush: SPRAY BOTTLES OF SCIENCE!
teh_slush: THREE-YEAR-OLD DNA!
1st_eggokage: this is the dumbest goddamn idea
teh_slush: it really is, jesus
1st_eggokage: guys just accept that gackt is a vampire ghost and move on
teh_slush: hello unsubtle window man
1st_eggokage: hello christopher walken
1st_eggokage: (i'm nero)
1st_eggokage: (/shot)
teh_slush: (/dies)
1st_eggokage: god his teeth are like. perfection.
teh_slush: seriously aaaaa
teh_slush: GACKT/BARROWMAN Y/Y
1st_eggokage: sdaklfjsd
teh_slush: /horrible person
1st_eggokage: can we somehow work that into the amazing crossover of doom
1st_eggokage: there is no way jack wouldn't put the moves on gackt in like.
1st_eggokage: 0.4 seconds
teh_slush: I love how Hiro is so abused
1st_eggokage: lol hiro.
1st_eggokage: you are too cute for your own good, no wonder everyone owns your ass.
teh_slush: EVERYONE SIT IN YOUR SCIENCE CHAIRS
teh_slush: THINK ABOUT SCIENCE THINGS
teh_slush: WE WILL MAKE SCIENCE PROGRESS
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE WE ARE SCIENTISTS.
1st_eggokage: :|b
teh_slush: ...HOW DOES THAT SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: dude how did they even
1st_eggokage: that was amazing
teh_slush: that doesn't
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: CAN WE GET BACK TO GACKT PLEASE
1st_eggokage: ...omg
1st_eggokage: that actually makes a whole lot of sense
teh_slush: what
teh_slush: sense?
teh_slush: in this show?
teh_slush: you speak nonsense.
1st_eggokage: ...okay, seriously
1st_eggokage: if he knew he didn't kill the guy
1st_eggokage: why did he confess to it
1st_eggokage: he didn't even get the pleasure of eating the bitch
1st_eggokage: okay I have no idea what just
1st_eggokage: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?!
teh_slush: APPARENTLY CHRISTOPHER IS EVIL TOO.
teh_slush: EVERYONE IS EVIL.
teh_slush: CAN WE HAVE MORE GACKT.
1st_eggokage: sjdfklsd that laugh
teh_slush: aaaaa
1st_eggokage: DON'T
teh_slush: SHE'S THE KILLER
1st_eggokage: OH SHE TOTALLY IS.
1st_eggokage: ....ouch
teh_slush: owwww
teh_slush: ...aaaaa
1st_eggokage: jsdfksl god
teh_slush: seriously
teh_slush: EYES.
teh_slush: i don't even, gackt
1st_eggokage: god he just radiates sex.
teh_slush: how is it even physically possible to be that beautiful
teh_slush: ...SKIPPING
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: he is my favoritest brain scientist ever ever ever
1st_eggokage: JANKEN AGAIN.
teh_slush: JANKEN SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: ...staking your life on janken.
1st_eggokage: janken that you know you're going to win.
1st_eggokage: that is just cheap.
teh_slush: kimutaku you are a horrible person
teh_slush: DOES HE JUST COME UP WITH A NEW THEORY FOR EVERY GAME OF JANKEN
1st_eggokage: YES.
1st_eggokage: .......
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU
teh_slush: ...KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: YOU COMPLETE BASTARD.
teh_slush: OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF AMAZING.
teh_slush: can we just agree that gackt is a crazy bastard and also hot as fuck
1st_eggokage: UH YES
1st_eggokage: YES WE SERIOUSLY FUCKING CAN
1st_eggokage: *_______________*
1st_eggokage: ......how could he do that
teh_slush: magic
1st_eggokage: in case you forgot he didn't have fingers
teh_slush: ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: being a dick.
teh_slush: HITTING ON CHICKS VIA JANKEN IS NOT PRODUCTIVE
teh_slush: Someone's about to have a heart attack
1st_eggokage: yes it is.
1st_eggokage: .....
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ....ahahahaha
1st_eggokage: A+++++++.
teh_slush: DOES NOT COMPUTE
1st_eggokage: JANITOR CHICK IS STILL THE BESTEST.
teh_slush: I ADORE HER.
1st_eggokage: ......wait did he seriously have a heart attack
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CALLED IT
1st_eggokage: GINNY ARE YOU PSYCHI- hi kame
teh_slush: oh god is that seriously kame
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: look at his cute little turtle face.
teh_slush: eeeee
1st_eggokage: but no seriously fucking hell kame with glasses what
1st_eggokage: i don't
1st_eggokage: labcoat
1st_eggokage: alksjds
1st_eggokage: ;;<3
teh_slush: THIS SHOW
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS AMAZING.
1st_eggokage: YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE ME GO DOKIDOKI, KAMENASHI KAZUYA.
1st_eggokage: THIS IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR.
EPISODE ONE
Brain: 40
Science: 3
Brain Science: 12
EPISODE TWO
Brain: 13
Science: 9
Brain Science: 2
FINAL TALLY: 53 / 12 / 14
1st_eggokage: you know what
1st_eggokage: i am bored of things with real plots
1st_eggokage: i need something colossally stupid.
1st_eggokage: /downloads mr. brain
teh_slush: don't we have like five dramas we need to finish.
teh_slush: ...do I care, gimme
1st_eggokage: 8D
1st_eggokage: okay so
1st_eggokage: the mr. brain subs
1st_eggokage: are available in standard, hd and hd with hardsubs
1st_eggokage: do I want to download this crap in high def
1st_eggokage: the better to see every flutter of kimutaku's glorious hair
1st_eggokage: or do I want to struggle with softsubs.
teh_slush: yes.
teh_slush: i mean if we have to watch this shit, we might as well enjoy the best part about it!
1st_eggokage: true! :D
1st_eggokage: and it's only eight hours of our lives we'll never get back
1st_eggokage: you spend more time than that a week playing flash games, it's all good
1st_eggokage: oh are you fucking serious, they're mp4 files
1st_eggokage: DUDE
teh_slush: OH MAN
1st_eggokage: WE CAN HAVE THIS SHIT ON OUR IPODS
teh_slush: :DDDDD
1st_eggokage: AMAZING
teh_slush: I CAN CORRUPT ANYONE
1st_eggokage: sdlkfjs because I totally want everyone to know I watched eight episodes of bananas and kimutaku's hair.
teh_slush: yes.
teh_slush: yes you do.
teh_slush: oh jesus this is ninety minutes?
1st_eggokage: ....what
1st_eggokage: fucking hell are you serious
teh_slush: ...What is
1st_eggokage: .....
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE HIM.
teh_slush: ...YEAH JUST A BIT
1st_eggokage: ....fail
teh_slush: I should go to the prom in corkheels
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: ...WHAT
1st_eggokage: okay did that seriously just happen
teh_slush: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THE PLOT DEVICE
1st_eggokage: YES.
teh_slush: THIS IS HOW THE MAGIC HAPPENS
1st_eggokage: ...OH MY GOD AND THEN HE GETS SUPER AND HAS MAGIC BRAIN POWERS.
1st_eggokage: OMFG
teh_slush: ...I DON'T EVEN
teh_slush: HOW DOES
teh_slush: I MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN LOVE.
1st_eggokage: OKAY I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T BELIEVE WOLFY RE: HOW STUPID THIS SHOW IS.
1st_eggokage: I REALLY, REALLY SHOULD HAVE.
1st_eggokage: and of course the ratings were incredibly high because kimutaku is basically like.
1st_eggokage: the beatles
1st_eggokage: or brad pitt
1st_eggokage: you put his face on something and every female in japan will buy it
teh_slush: ...AT LEAST THEY USED A PROPER EXPLOSION NOISE!
1st_eggokage: YEAH THIS ISN'T YASHA.
1st_eggokage: although I liked saigo no yakusoku's bombs better :|
1st_eggokage: LOOOOK
teh_slush: ...what
1st_eggokage: HIRO
teh_slush: ...TENDOU SHOWING EMOTION
teh_slush: WHAT IS THIS
1st_eggokage: get used to that expression of complete bug-eyed puzzlement
1st_eggokage: he will be making it for the rest of the drama.
teh_slush: Also is this the same terrorist voice changer from Arashi the Movie
1st_eggokage: I THINK IT IS THE ONLY VOICE CHANGER IN ALL OF JAPAN.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME ONE USED IN ABAKES
1st_eggokage: WHICH IS WHY I CAN NEVER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: AAAHAHAHA
1st_eggokage: jesus christ.
1st_eggokage: it's clear this had a really high budget.
teh_slush: what are these camera angles
1st_eggokage: WHY ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON THIS JAPAN
1st_eggokage: waaaaah mizushima hiro's faces
teh_slush: cats
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: idek
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THE HAIR.
teh_slush: HAIR!
teh_slush: AND HAT!
1st_eggokage: HAAAAAIR.
1st_eggokage: ...his jacket clashes with his shirt.
teh_slush: ...he really isn't all that attractive
teh_slush: Oh so he is like Brad Pitt!
teh_slush: /shot
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY.
1st_eggokage: LIKE EVERYONE THINKS HE'S THE EPITOME OF SEXY
1st_eggokage: AND ALL THE WOMEN OF JAPAN THROW THEIR PANTIES AT HIM
1st_eggokage: BUT JOHN LENNON WASN'T ALL THAT HOT
teh_slush: POINT.
teh_slush: SO DOES HE HAVE TALENT TO BACK HIMSELF UP
1st_eggokage: apparently he actually does.
teh_slush: fair enough
teh_slush: ...what is he
1st_eggokage: skldjfsl lightsaber fight.
1st_eggokage: with himself.
1st_eggokage: ;o;
1st_eggokage: SCIENCE.
teh_slush: SCIENCE!
teh_slush: I WANT THAT LASER POINTER
1st_eggokage: me too, yo.
teh_slush: although I would certainly settle for a sonic screwdriver
1st_eggokage: oh, ttly.
teh_slush: I could still have lightsaber fights with it
1st_eggokage: he's like sherlock holmes.
1st_eggokage: except he's a complete retard.
1st_eggokage: ......okay hiro are you going to spend this entire show being a total uke
1st_eggokage: I.
teh_slush: he has to balance out his tendou act somehow
1st_eggokage: I cannot say I disapprove.
1st_eggokage: who is this guy and his bad facial hair.
teh_slush: Who is this creepy and vaguely attractive man.
teh_slush: ...we're idiots
1st_eggokage: ...yeah we are
teh_slush: ...did he just
1st_eggokage: skldfjs YES HE DID
teh_slush: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ...oh my god
1st_eggokage: /DIES
teh_slush: oh my god
teh_slush: ARE YOU
teh_slush: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
1st_eggokage: ...omfg
1st_eggokage: /DIES FOREVER
teh_slush: PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S THE OFFICIAL AND FOREVER OPENING
1st_eggokage: OKAY NEW FAVORITE SHOW
teh_slush: THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
1st_eggokage: EIGHT EPISODES ARE NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH
teh_slush: ...Was that a smiley sub
1st_eggokage: yes.
teh_slush: Even the subs are amazing
1st_eggokage: god this is the best show ever made.
teh_slush: GLASS WALLS!
teh_slush: PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS!
teh_slush: THERE MUST BE SCIENCE HAPPENING!
teh_slush: ENHANCE THAT IMAGE
teh_slush: What is this, CSI
1st_eggokage: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT
1st_eggokage: /sits in her psycho corner
1st_eggokage: /ships kimutaku/tosh
teh_slush: ...omg
teh_slush: yes
1st_eggokage: srsly she would be in heaven here
1st_eggokage: YOU CAN'T FLIP YOUR HAIR IF YOU HAVE NO HAIR TO FLIP, BACKGROUND GUY
teh_slush: okay do any of these idiots ever come back
1st_eggokage: i.
1st_eggokage: idk?
teh_slush: it seems like a pretty deep introduction
teh_slush: that or just an excuse to have kimutaku mess around in labs
teh_slush: ...probably the latter
1st_eggokage: i.
1st_eggokage: i think it's option two.
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: they are going to keep saying that.
teh_slush: and I will laugh every time.
1st_eggokage: OKAY DO YOU HAVE A HAMSTER IN YOUR POCKET OR SOMETHING
teh_slush: ...awww~
1st_eggokage: waaaaah
1st_eggokage: so cute
teh_slush: it even comes with stock squeak sounds!
1st_eggokage: god this is the best show ever
teh_slush: I think the mouserat should solve all of the cases.
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: knitting!
1st_eggokage: softcore porn!
1st_eggokage: a mouse!
teh_slush: all he needs are bananas.
1st_eggokage: CLEARLY ALL OF THIS IS REQUIRED TO DO SCIENCE.
teh_slush: ...omg
1st_eggokage: .......what the
teh_slush: so tiny
1st_eggokage: LOOK AT THE HAIR.
1st_eggokage: GOD HOW MUCH DID THIS SHOW COST.
teh_slush: THE BEAUTIFUL HAIR
1st_eggokage: YASHA WISHES IT WAS THIS COOL
1st_eggokage: someone's got a cru~ush~
1st_eggokage: IT'S OKAY EVERYONE LOVES KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: god this is so csi
teh_slush: seriously these camera angles are ridiculous
teh_slush: what is this, repo
teh_slush: it's vaguely attractive facial hair man!
teh_slush: OH GOD SOMEONE SPILLED CRANBERRY JUICE
teh_slush: CROSSES!
teh_slush: MYSTERIOUS!
teh_slush: DRAMATIC ZOOM!
1st_eggokage: srs biznus
teh_slush: COOL CHAIRS!
teh_slush: everything is about the brain
1st_eggokage: we should like
1st_eggokage: keep a running tally
teh_slush: ...oh god what
1st_eggokage: of how many times they say brain or science or brain science
teh_slush: sldfkj yessss
teh_slush: OH GOD SEND OUT THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE
teh_slush: THERE'S CRANBERRY JUICE ON A GARAGE
1st_eggokage: /dies
1st_eggokage: hate crime against who? corrupt businessmen?
1st_eggokage: i hate them too, it's all good
teh_slush: I love how Kimutaku doesn't need to wear standard uniform because he's the protagonist.
1st_eggokage: because he's just that cool.
teh_slush: PEOPLE BEING MURDERED, VERY UNIQUE
teh_slush: As if nothing like this ever happens in dramaland.
teh_slush: ...did he just get ninja hypoed
1st_eggokage: no, that guy stole a strand of his hair
teh_slush: should've been a ninja hypo
1st_eggokage: HANDS OFF THE HAIR, YO.
1st_eggokage: ...you guys, it's a cross
1st_eggokage: there are only so many religions who use them
teh_slush: please say he uses the light saber for everything
1st_eggokage: I LOVE THAT THING.
teh_slush: ...OKAY HE'S ADORABLE
teh_slush: EXTRA ADORABLE.
1st_eggokage: I LOVE IT A LOT. IT IS HIS SHONIKKU SUKURERUDORAIBA.
teh_slush: /dies
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT BANANAS
teh_slush: ...ahahahahahaha
1st_eggokage: it's okay, hon. I'm sure lots of girls get hot over kimutaku eating a banana.
teh_slush: probably.
1st_eggokage: DON'T IGNORE HIRO
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY HOW CAN YOU RESIST HIM
1st_eggokage: HE'S LIKE A CUTE, ENTHUSIASTIC, FAIL PUPPY.
teh_slush: WITH GIGANTIC PUPPY EYES
teh_slush: He's got a bit of Anton in him.
1st_eggokage: oh my god klsdjfs
1st_eggokage: IT'S HIRO PLAYING CHEKOV AS A POLICEMAN
1st_eggokage: AAAAAAAAAAAAH NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER.
teh_slush: IT.
teh_slush: IT IS OMG
1st_eggokage: /spazflail
teh_slush: Okay, let's go through our cliches and come up with a theory.
teh_slush: EVIL TWINS!
teh_slush: THE ONE IN JAIL IS A DOUBLE!
1st_eggokage: LIKE WITH THAT BOMBER IN MPD PSYCHO, YEAH.
teh_slush: YEP.
1st_eggokage: CLONES.
1st_eggokage: MIND CONTROL.
teh_slush: DEF CLONES, THAT'S SCIENCE.
teh_slush: ...HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY USING THIS SONG
teh_slush: PLEASE SAY ALL THE TIME
1st_eggokage: COME ON.
1st_eggokage: IF YOU BOUGHT SONG RIGHTS OFF VAN FUCKING HALEN
1st_eggokage: YOU WOULD USE THE SONG ALL THE TIME TOO.
teh_slush: ALL THEY NEED IS LIKE
teh_slush: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'
1st_eggokage: kdlkjfsakldfjsldkfjsd /dies
teh_slush: AND THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT DRAMA
1st_eggokage: TITLE DROP
teh_slush: SUBTLE
1st_eggokage: this guy's combover offends my sensibilities
1st_eggokage: HAIR
teh_slush: haaaair
1st_eggokage: i want a kimutaku icon
1st_eggokage: that says "midnight crazy"
1st_eggokage: just for the lulzy inside joke
teh_slush: /dies
1st_eggokage: what is this, star wars
teh_slush: we have holograms and light sabers
1st_eggokage: so it's csi meets star wars.
teh_slush: clearly this is in a galaxy far far away
1st_eggokage: well japan is a galaxy far far away anyway
teh_slush: point.
1st_eggokage: van halen asdkfljsdalkfjalskdjfs
1st_eggokage: DID YOU SEE
1st_eggokage: DID YOU FUCKING SEE
teh_slush: WHAT DID I SEE
1st_eggokage: JUST FOR A SECOND BUT THOSE BABY BLUE CONTACTS ARE UNMISTAKEABLE
1st_eggokage: please let it be the next episode
1st_eggokage: lol ep 3 is going to be fun.
1st_eggokage: i want to see if the ratings were like
1st_eggokage: triple
1st_eggokage: that's the one where the turtle wears glasses
1st_eggokage: which
teh_slush: hee.
1st_eggokage: /cough
1st_eggokage: do not actually look all that bad
teh_slush: ...goddammit.
1st_eggokage: HIRO YOUR UKEFACE IS IRRESISTABLE.
teh_slush: HE IS SO CUTE, WHAT IS THIS.
1st_eggokage: i don't know
1st_eggokage: but all I can think is how hilarious it would be if the universe switched him with tendou
teh_slush: oh god I know
1st_eggokage: kagami: ...
1st_eggokage: hayashida: :D?
1st_eggokage: kagami: ................................
teh_slush: and meanwhile the police force is wondering why the dorky little kid grew ten years and suddenly is a ninja
teh_slush: Please don't tell me Kimutaku is analyzing his foodeating.
1st_eggokage: I REALLY, REALLY HOPE HE IS.
1st_eggokage: WAAAAH UKEFACE
1st_eggokage: hiro you're going to get raped.
teh_slush: seriously, and no one is going to help you
1st_eggokage: alskdjfs what is he doing.
teh_slush: what is he ever doing.
1st_eggokage: being amazing.
1st_eggokage: sdkfjsdljs /dies
teh_slush: AND WHY ARE YOU HIDING A BOMB
1st_eggokage: for a second I thought he was sniffing it.
teh_slush: GLOWING BLOOD SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: SOMEONE CALL EMA SKYE
teh_slush: /glasses
teh_slush: HEADACHE OF LOGIC
1st_eggokage: he really does look like the doctor when he plays with that laser thing.
teh_slush: ...what just
1st_eggokage: ...nice one
teh_slush: HIS HOUSE EXPLODED
teh_slush: A fine description.
1st_eggokage: oh, indeed.
1st_eggokage: waaah confused uke face
1st_eggokage: seriously how can you see that and not want to ravish him. HIROOOOO. *_*
teh_slush: ...what, seriously
teh_slush: the universe is in danger because she got her labcoat stuck in the car door
1st_eggokage: IDK THERE'S PROBABLY A PLOT POINT IN IT?
1st_eggokage: MAYBE?
teh_slush: are you even following what's going on, I'm not
1st_eggokage: not in the least.
teh_slush: oh good
teh_slush: there is hair
1st_eggokage: all I'm paying attention to is the hair and hiro's ukeface.
1st_eggokage: it's not even a cross.
1st_eggokage: it's a plus sign.
1st_eggokage: SHO IS THE MURDERER
teh_slush: ...fffffff
1st_eggokage: luminol!
1st_eggokage: /ema glasses
teh_slush: /science
teh_slush: ...And instead of just cleaning off the blood he just
teh_slush: Drew a hugeass cross
1st_eggokage: human bodies are not giant sacks of blood, you guys
teh_slush: seriously that is a shitload there
teh_slush: and the body was probably getting a bit cold
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: I THINK JUMP REALLY JUST ADDS TO THE DRAMA, DON'T YOU.
teh_slush: IT DOES.
teh_slush: I AM IN SUSPENSE.
teh_slush: EXAMINE HIS BRAIN
1st_eggokage: WITH SCIENCE
teh_slush: I'm just waiting for
teh_slush: IT'S WORSE THAN THAT!
teh_slush: HIS BRAIN IS GONE!
teh_slush: I don't think experimental science will hold up in a court of law, guys.
1st_eggokage: You know what holds up in a court of law?
1st_eggokage: Spiritual possession.
teh_slush: Well.
teh_slush: True.
1st_eggokage: This is what Phoenix Wright has taught me.
teh_slush: But does Phoenix take itself seriously.
1st_eggokage: Yes. :|
1st_eggokage: Very.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: Clearly :|
teh_slush: Why does a brain scientist have to point out where the hippocampus is to other brain scientists
1st_eggokage: because two of them are cops?
teh_slush: yeah but they probably don't even know what a hippocampus is, so he would have offered some explanation
teh_slush: SCIENCE.
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, LET'S GO WITH THAT.
teh_slush: BRAIN SCIENCE HAS PROVEN IT
1st_eggokage: BRAIN SCIENCE HAS- yes.
teh_slush: that. that might be the best line ever
1st_eggokage: yes.
1st_eggokage: okay I am so very lost
teh_slush: all I know is that there is BRAIN SCIENCE and it is proving things
teh_slush: and kimutaku's hair is causing mental breakdowns
teh_slush: ...HIRO
teh_slush: THAT
1st_eggokage: /pets the hiro
teh_slush: AWWWW
1st_eggokage: I LOVE HIM.
teh_slush: his life is so hard
1st_eggokage: he is trapped in a state of perpetual confusion.
1st_eggokage: morally grey?
teh_slush: no, you are not allowed to be gray
teh_slush: you don't have glasses
1st_eggokage: you don't have gla- lskdjfls
1st_eggokage: stop that
teh_slush: ...sdkflskdj
1st_eggokage: why are we so mindlink?
teh_slush: I don't know
teh_slush: MORE VAN HALEN NOW
teh_slush: blah blah blah police things blah blah science blah blah
teh_slush: I WANT THAT TABLE
1st_eggokage: i want that hiro
teh_slush: THE SCIENCE TABLE
teh_slush: yes
teh_slush: how about having that hiro bent over the science table
1st_eggokage: didn't we have a similar conversation about tendou's house
teh_slush: probably.
1st_eggokage: I LOVE HIM OH MY GOD.
1st_eggokage: HE IS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE READING SOFTCORE PORNO.
teh_slush: HOW IS HE SO AMAZING
teh_slush: ...fff but seriously can you imagine
teh_slush: sylar provides the brains, kimutaku studies them
1st_eggokage: ~otp~!
teh_slush: brain science love~
teh_slush: BRAIN SURGERY TURNS YOU GAY.
teh_slush: TRUFAX.
1st_eggokage: ~BRAIN SCIENCE~
1st_eggokage: I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS PHRASE
1st_eggokage: EVER
1st_eggokage: EVER EVER EVER
teh_slush: I SINCERELY HOPE THE SUBBERS DON'T WISE UP AND FIX IT TO NEUROSCIENCE
teh_slush: ...What is he talking about
1st_eggokage: brain
1st_eggokage: science
teh_slush: naturally
teh_slush: ...WHAT IS HE
1st_eggokage: THESE GUYS SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW
teh_slush: NOBODY KNOWS
[Then the next episode preview happened and we had to frantically download episode two, late hours of the night be damned.]
1st_eggokage: unf unf unf oh my god I think we're both going to need a little alone time after this one.
1st_eggokage: lkasdfjlsdf gackt.
teh_slush: there go my plans for taking a shower before watching this
teh_slush: ONE YEAR AGO
teh_slush: One year before what
teh_slush: Were we given a time.
1st_eggokage: before kimutaku was being awesome and eating bananas
teh_slush: hi, straitjackets, have we met before
1st_eggokage: /flutters
teh_slush: aaaaaa he has lovely teeth
teh_slush: IT'S A BODY DOUBLE!
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S A VAMPIRE.
teh_slush: VAMPIRES AREN'T BRAIN SCIENCE.
1st_eggokage: god.
1st_eggokage: asdfljksdfsd
1st_eggokage: evil laughter.
1st_eggokage: /squirms
teh_slush: Is he experimenting on bananas.
1st_eggokage: yes. yes he is.
1st_eggokage: IT'S LIKE IN KUNG FU.
teh_slush: SNATCH THE BANANA FROM MY SCIENCE TABLE
1st_eggokage: SNATCH THE BANANA FROM THE TABLE, GRASSHOPPER.
1st_eggokage: slkdfj mindlink.
teh_slush: the jokes write themselves, really
1st_eggokage: .....
teh_slush: ...WHY IS HE SURFING ON BRAINWAVES
1st_eggokage: THAT IS SO CUTE OMG.
teh_slush: I think it's trying to be educational.
1st_eggokage: I AM LEARNING SHIT.
teh_slush: It would be nice if we could trust the brain science.
1st_eggokage: I AM LEARNING THAT NO ONE CAN HAVE HAIR LIKE KIMUTAKU'S.
1st_eggokage: AND THAT GACKT ACTUALLY CAN GET HOTTER THAN HE NORMALLY IS.
teh_slush: THERE IS NO HOTNESS LIMIT WITH GACKT.
1st_eggokage: wait
1st_eggokage: wait
1st_eggokage: is he going to prove that he can win at janken with brain science
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD
1st_eggokage: HE IS USING BRAIN SCIENCE TO WIN AT JANKEN
1st_eggokage: THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU
teh_slush: USING SCIENCE FOR THE MOST PRACTICAL REASONS
teh_slush: janken causes vampire attacks, trufax
1st_eggokage: hiro why are you a police officer if you're so squeamish re: dead bodies.
teh_slush: ask gwen that
teh_slush: ...mpd
teh_slush: tell me I'm not the only one who thought
1st_eggokage: oh fuck no
1st_eggokage: no you're not the only one who thought
teh_slush: CUE VAN HALEN
1st_eggokage: YOU GOT THE TOUCH
1st_eggokage: YOU GOT THE POWEEEEEEER
1st_eggokage: /shot
1st_eggokage: /retreats to transformers corner
teh_slush: Season two should still totally have some Journey up in here.
1st_eggokage: yes oh my god
1st_eggokage: season two can have don't stop believing as the theme
1st_eggokage: and pin can guest as a modern-day bonnie and clyde
1st_eggokage: MAGIC JANKEN POWERS.
teh_slush: STOP TRYING TO APPLY LOGIC TO JANKEN
teh_slush: ...sdklfjsldkfj
teh_slush: that
teh_slush: that was totally awkward blushing boytouching
1st_eggokage: HIRO.
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: YOU ARE JUST EVERYONE'S UKE.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: also hiiiii
1st_eggokage: alskdjfsdlksjdflksdjfslkdfjsad
teh_slush: sldkfjlsdkfj
teh_slush: i don't even
1st_eggokage: GACKT IS HANNIBAL.
1st_eggokage: GACKT IS HANNIBAL
1st_eggokage: OH MY FUCKING GOD
teh_slush: AAAAAA
1st_eggokage: SEE.
teh_slush: ...MASK INCLUDED
1st_eggokage: MASK AND EVERYTHING OH FUCK
teh_slush: HOLY SHIT
1st_eggokage: ...ow.
1st_eggokage: that.
teh_slush: yeah ow
1st_eggokage: but.
teh_slush: but
1st_eggokage: oh my god alksdfjasdlkfjsadfjs hnnnnnnnnnn
teh_slush: ghhhhhh we are giant freaks
1st_eggokage: we are.
teh_slush: don't ever change <3
1st_eggokage: <3
teh_slush: (i'd be lonely)
1st_eggokage: never.
1st_eggokage: braintwin pervert bff forever.
1st_eggokage: DID YOU JUST
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD WAY TO NOT DISTURB THE CRIME SCENE.
teh_slush: THAT'S HOW HIRO ROLLS, OKAY
teh_slush: ...you're serious about this ghost thing, aren't you
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THE GHOST THEORY.
teh_slush: sdlfkj he looks so reverent
1st_eggokage: well he's talking to his crush.
1st_eggokage: /shot
1st_eggokage: /twice
1st_eggokage: .......
teh_slush: ...EVEN IN DRAMALAND
1st_eggokage: /does not say anything
teh_slush: AS A SERIAL KILLER
teh_slush: GACKT IS IRRESISTABLE
1st_eggokage: /does not mention a thing about lucy monostone
1st_eggokage: /certainly not
teh_slush: ...aaaahahahaha
teh_slush: YEAH BUT MAYBE THERE'S GHOST SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: YEAH JEEZ
teh_slush: let's play spot the plot point!
teh_slush: /points
1st_eggokage: oh hey you know who should be in our hypothetical season two
teh_slush: who.
teh_slush: say meisa
1st_eggokage: i think we need some beautiful young lady
1st_eggokage: to be a complete sociopath
1st_eggokage: and just
teh_slush: ...aaaaaa
teh_slush: aaaaaaaaaaaa
1st_eggokage: think nothing of senseless murder because it's sort of fun, really
teh_slush: have I mentioned how much I hate you lately
1st_eggokage: :DDDDDD
teh_slush: /cries
1st_eggokage: ....you know who that guy looks like
teh_slush: ...HIRO DO YOU TOUCH EVERYONE
1st_eggokage: (did you just leap, hiro)
1st_eggokage: ANYWAY THAT OTHER DUDE LOOKED LIKE A JAPANESE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
teh_slush: ...AHAHAHA
1st_eggokage: ~BRAIN SCIENCE TABLE~
teh_slush: brain scieeeeence
1st_eggokage: ...pass me that ufo looking thing.
teh_slush: I thought it was a rice cooker
1st_eggokage: i love you kimutaku.
teh_slush: GACKT: NOW IN 3-D
teh_slush: I thought the hippocampus was the reacty thing.
teh_slush: you could at least be consistent with your brain science, guys
1st_eggokage: are you actually paying attention to the plot
1st_eggokage: GOD I LOVE HER.
1st_eggokage: emoji again.
teh_slush: seriously what are they doing in subs
1st_eggokage: idk but it makes me laugh
1st_eggokage: worshipers, huh?
1st_eggokage: /does not mention lucy
1st_eggokage: /ever
teh_slush: DO THEY JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS
teh_slush: OR STAB THEMSELVES WITH NEEDLES
1st_eggokage: i wonder.
1st_eggokage: van halen really sets the mood. :|
teh_slush: doesn't it though
1st_eggokage: ...wouldn't he have just eaten him?
teh_slush: I think that's proof that it wasn't the real Gackt
1st_eggokage: oh, well.
teh_slush: BODY DOUBLE~
1st_eggokage: maybe hands and feet aren't delicious?
teh_slush: maybe
teh_slush: wait but he ate his finger
teh_slush: and the guy's hand
1st_eggokage: but he was really hungry.
1st_eggokage: asdfjksldfjs omfg
1st_eggokage: did not even notice
1st_eggokage: THREE PIECE SUIT
1st_eggokage: WATCH CHAIN
teh_slush: ...aaaaaaaaa
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKUUUUUU.
1st_eggokage: so dapper.
1st_eggokage: /swoons
teh_slush: ...what was that delivery
teh_slush: I love it
1st_eggokage: it was adorable?
1st_eggokage: ...hiro
teh_slush: ...awwwwwww
1st_eggokage: trying to play bad cop
teh_slush: tableslamming should not be that cute
teh_slush: Who is this new girlfriend.
1st_eggokage: I love those earrings.
1st_eggokage: We saw her!
1st_eggokage: She said Kimutaku was sexy for eating breakfast.
teh_slush: Oh yeaaah
teh_slush: NO YOU'RE NOT.
teh_slush: YOU'RE BRAIN SCIENTISTS
1st_eggokage: OHHHHH.
1st_eggokage: SERVED.
teh_slush: THE SEA ISN'T BLUE.
1st_eggokage: SHE'S SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY.
teh_slush: STILL.
1st_eggokage: SSSH.
1st_eggokage: THE OCEAN IS BLUE IN LIKE.
1st_eggokage: FIJI.
1st_eggokage: ....is he like
1st_eggokage: on stakeout
1st_eggokage: ...no.
1st_eggokage: no, he's asleep
teh_slush: no he is just sleeping at a crime scene.
1st_eggokage: kimutaku.
teh_slush: this is his hobby.
teh_slush: RAINBOW FLASHLIGHTS!
teh_slush: SPRAY BOTTLES OF SCIENCE!
teh_slush: THREE-YEAR-OLD DNA!
1st_eggokage: this is the dumbest goddamn idea
teh_slush: it really is, jesus
1st_eggokage: guys just accept that gackt is a vampire ghost and move on
teh_slush: hello unsubtle window man
1st_eggokage: hello christopher walken
1st_eggokage: (i'm nero)
1st_eggokage: (/shot)
teh_slush: (/dies)
1st_eggokage: god his teeth are like. perfection.
teh_slush: seriously aaaaa
teh_slush: GACKT/BARROWMAN Y/Y
1st_eggokage: sdaklfjsd
teh_slush: /horrible person
1st_eggokage: can we somehow work that into the amazing crossover of doom
1st_eggokage: there is no way jack wouldn't put the moves on gackt in like.
1st_eggokage: 0.4 seconds
teh_slush: I love how Hiro is so abused
1st_eggokage: lol hiro.
1st_eggokage: you are too cute for your own good, no wonder everyone owns your ass.
teh_slush: EVERYONE SIT IN YOUR SCIENCE CHAIRS
teh_slush: THINK ABOUT SCIENCE THINGS
teh_slush: WE WILL MAKE SCIENCE PROGRESS
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE WE ARE SCIENTISTS.
1st_eggokage: :|b
teh_slush: ...HOW DOES THAT SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: dude how did they even
1st_eggokage: that was amazing
teh_slush: that doesn't
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: CAN WE GET BACK TO GACKT PLEASE
1st_eggokage: ...omg
1st_eggokage: that actually makes a whole lot of sense
teh_slush: what
teh_slush: sense?
teh_slush: in this show?
teh_slush: you speak nonsense.
1st_eggokage: ...okay, seriously
1st_eggokage: if he knew he didn't kill the guy
1st_eggokage: why did he confess to it
1st_eggokage: he didn't even get the pleasure of eating the bitch
1st_eggokage: okay I have no idea what just
1st_eggokage: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?!
teh_slush: APPARENTLY CHRISTOPHER IS EVIL TOO.
teh_slush: EVERYONE IS EVIL.
teh_slush: CAN WE HAVE MORE GACKT.
1st_eggokage: sjdfklsd that laugh
teh_slush: aaaaa
1st_eggokage: DON'T
teh_slush: SHE'S THE KILLER
1st_eggokage: OH SHE TOTALLY IS.
1st_eggokage: ....ouch
teh_slush: owwww
teh_slush: ...aaaaa
1st_eggokage: jsdfksl god
teh_slush: seriously
teh_slush: EYES.
teh_slush: i don't even, gackt
1st_eggokage: god he just radiates sex.
teh_slush: how is it even physically possible to be that beautiful
teh_slush: ...SKIPPING
teh_slush: KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: he is my favoritest brain scientist ever ever ever
1st_eggokage: JANKEN AGAIN.
teh_slush: JANKEN SCIENCE
1st_eggokage: ...staking your life on janken.
1st_eggokage: janken that you know you're going to win.
1st_eggokage: that is just cheap.
teh_slush: kimutaku you are a horrible person
teh_slush: DOES HE JUST COME UP WITH A NEW THEORY FOR EVERY GAME OF JANKEN
1st_eggokage: YES.
1st_eggokage: .......
1st_eggokage: KIMUTAKU
teh_slush: ...KIMUTAKU.
1st_eggokage: YOU COMPLETE BASTARD.
teh_slush: OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF AMAZING.
teh_slush: can we just agree that gackt is a crazy bastard and also hot as fuck
1st_eggokage: UH YES
1st_eggokage: YES WE SERIOUSLY FUCKING CAN
1st_eggokage: *_______________*
1st_eggokage: ......how could he do that
teh_slush: magic
1st_eggokage: in case you forgot he didn't have fingers
teh_slush: ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING KIMUTAKU
1st_eggokage: being a dick.
teh_slush: HITTING ON CHICKS VIA JANKEN IS NOT PRODUCTIVE
teh_slush: Someone's about to have a heart attack
1st_eggokage: yes it is.
1st_eggokage: .....
1st_eggokage: AMAZING.
teh_slush: ....ahahahaha
1st_eggokage: A+++++++.
teh_slush: DOES NOT COMPUTE
1st_eggokage: JANITOR CHICK IS STILL THE BESTEST.
teh_slush: I ADORE HER.
1st_eggokage: ......wait did he seriously have a heart attack
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CALLED IT
1st_eggokage: GINNY ARE YOU PSYCHI- hi kame
teh_slush: oh god is that seriously kame
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: look at his cute little turtle face.
teh_slush: eeeee
1st_eggokage: but no seriously fucking hell kame with glasses what
1st_eggokage: i don't
1st_eggokage: labcoat
1st_eggokage: alksjds
1st_eggokage: ;;<3
teh_slush: THIS SHOW
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS AMAZING.
1st_eggokage: YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE ME GO DOKIDOKI, KAMENASHI KAZUYA.
1st_eggokage: THIS IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR.
EPISODE ONE
Brain: 40
Science: 3
Brain Science: 12
EPISODE TWO
Brain: 13
Science: 9
Brain Science: 2
FINAL TALLY: 53 / 12 / 14