Yasha 05+06 - "fuck you maaaaan I don't need handcuffs this early in the morning"
Two-for-one special Valentine's edition!
teh_slush: I don't even remember what's going on.
teh_slush: Besides Rin is hot
1st_eggokage: You say this like the plot actually ma- HI RIN.
teh_slush: ...What does "a compound of matter" even mean
teh_slush: Aren't most compounds made of matter
1st_eggokage: ...Wait.
1st_eggokage: So she thinks Rin is Sei.
1st_eggokage: Is that even his mom?
1st_eggokage: HIS MOM GOT SHOT.
teh_slush: Maybe it's an EVIL CLONE
1st_eggokage: LIKE SIX TIMES.
1st_eggokage: Oh god not more evil clones.
1st_eggokage: Do we need more than one.
teh_slush: Maybe Sei's mom was the evil clone
teh_slush: And this is the scared crying clone
1st_eggokage: Stop confusing me.
1st_eggokage: FEATHERS.
1st_eggokage: SLOW-MO.
1st_eggokage: PRETTY.
teh_slush: IF THE SUN WAS OUT HE'D BE SPARKLING
1st_eggokage: see.
1st_eggokage: Now I have to reconcile this Ito with the hot gunslinging Ito in my brain.
1st_eggokage: WHAT.
1st_eggokage: WAIT.
teh_slush: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TELL HIM THAT
1st_eggokage: YOU'RE GIVING AWAY YOUR EVIL PLOT WAY TOO SOON
1st_eggokage: WHAT KIND OF MANIPULATIVE BASTARD ARE YOU
1st_eggokage: dkjfsl so matter of fact. "BECAUSE I MISSED YOU YOU DUMB JERK."
1st_eggokage: "I NEEEEEEED YOUUUUU."
teh_slush: Amemiya, I never not giggle.
teh_slush: never don't
teh_slush: I can double negative properly, dammit.
1st_eggokage: Oh, yeah, this is real hypothetical.
1st_eggokage: .......
1st_eggokage: THEY STOLE THIS PLOTTTTTT.
1st_eggokage: THEY STOLE THIS DAMN PLOT AND MADE IT MORE INCESTUOUS.
teh_slush: GAY BIOTERRORISM IS A PERFECTLY GOOD PLOT TO STEAL, IT'S OKAY
1st_eggokage: BUT THEY STOLE IT FROM THE OTHER GAY BIOTERRORISM MANGA. THAT'S PLAGIARI- hi rin. *_*
1st_eggokage: god he has a nice ass.
1st_eggokage: gaaaaaaaay
teh_slush: just a bit
1st_eggokage: jfkljsd
teh_slush: THIS IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT
1st_eggokage: aklsjdflaskdjfsaldf
1st_eggokage: riiiiiin
teh_slush: TOTALLY STRAIGHT
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: RIN.
teh_slush: MUMBLE INTO HIS NECK A LITTLE MORE, WHY DON'T YOU
1st_eggokage: rin, darling, it's okay, he still loves you
1st_eggokage: because you're ~kyoudai~
teh_slush: Sei that's no excuse not to have sex with him.
1st_eggokage: wibbling here seriously
1st_eggokage: god, the hurt in Rin's eyes.
1st_eggokage: he's just like "no. no, you can't leave me."
teh_slush: HOW DID THIS ACTOR GET STUCK IN THIS PLOT
teh_slush: featheeeeers
1st_eggokage: but yeah, really, how did someone as talented as Itou get stuck in a show this ridiculous.
1st_eggokage: askljdflsk hi rin's neck
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, GOD
teh_slush: GUNPOINT SEX, NOW
1st_eggokage: also I think that's the chick from Saigo no Yakusoku. The one that was hanging around with Sho-chan.
1st_eggokage: except she was a lot less irritating in that.
1st_eggokage: awwww!
teh_slush: Awwww Mocchan is my favorite
1st_eggokage: ...although this could be like. part of the conspiracy or something.
teh_slush: It probably is.
1st_eggokage: god this episode is BORING
teh_slush: THERE SHOULD BE MORE HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: GET BACK TO THE ALMOST MAKEOUTS.
1st_eggokage: OR BRING MEI IN OR SOMETHING, MEI MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
teh_slush: Wait, Rin planned this
teh_slush: WHERE IS SEI EVEN GOING
1st_eggokage: Rin is like.
1st_eggokage: Xanatos Gambit upon Xanatos Gambit wrapped in enigmatic chessmaster.
1st_eggokage: NOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
teh_slush: SHIT IS GOING DOWN
teh_slush: ...Where did he hide a camera
teh_slush: Is it the gay necklace
1st_eggokage: god I don't even know anymore
teh_slush: It has to be the gay necklace
1st_eggokage: HURRY UP AND GET TO THE INTERESTING BITS
1st_eggokage: AND BY THE INTERESTING BITS I MEAN HANDCUFFS
teh_slush: HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO SHOW SEI AND MOCCHAN BEING GAY ON THE BEACH
teh_slush: IT'S LOVELY AND ALL BUT
1st_eggokage: as many times as they have to show hisako getting shot?
1st_eggokage: aaaaaangst
teh_slush: linefaaaace
1st_eggokage: Oh, jeez, not you guys again.
teh_slush: Can we get back to the important characters
teh_slush: Like Mocchan
teh_slush: There should be lots more Mocchan
1st_eggokage: like RIN, I think you mean.
teh_slush: RIN TOO
teh_slush: HOW ABOUT RIN USING MOCCHAN TO GET AT SEI
teh_slush: I LIKE THIS IDEA
1st_eggokage: They don't like us that much.
1st_eggokage: ...
1st_eggokage: maybe.
1st_eggokage: GOD IT'S YASHA, YOU NEVER KNOW.
teh_slush: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH A BEST FRIEND PLOT DEVICE
teh_slush: ...OKAY, WHO CALLED IT.
1st_eggokage: ...OH HELL, DUDE, I THINK YOU DID.
teh_slush: FUCK YEAH.
1st_eggokage: ......that shirt is hideous
teh_slush: why are you looking at his shirt
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S EYERAPING
1st_eggokage: skjdfls I love the superhearing
teh_slush: SPIDERSEEEI
teh_slush: SPIDERSEEEEI
1st_eggokage: NINJA WHAT.
teh_slush: DOES WHATEVER A BIOWEAPON DOES
1st_eggokage: I think the camera's in her necklace.
1st_eggokage: WHO CALLED IT.
teh_slush: SMASH IT WITH YOUR FOOT, SEI
teh_slush: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
1st_eggokage: There we go.
teh_slush: He must have a backup camera if they're so calm about it
teh_slush: Or a tracking device
1st_eggokage: I think it's just because they're chessmasters and they know everything.
teh_slush: OH GOD I JUST PUNCHED MY MOM
teh_slush: I HAVE BECOME MY BROTHER
1st_eggokage: aaaaaaaaaaangst
teh_slush: Sei, don't feel bad, she's annoying
1st_eggokage: man.
1st_eggokage: Why is the quality of this drama so bad.
1st_eggokage: It's like.
1st_eggokage: The only time it ever gets an emotional response from me is when Rin does stuff.
1st_eggokage: unf.
1st_eggokage: Rin.
teh_slush: They really don't look exactly alike, guys
1st_eggokage: ...Yes they do.
teh_slush: Not that you can tell.
1st_eggokage: The hair is different and Sei has glasses!
1st_eggokage: Otherwise THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON IN CASE YOU FORGOT
1st_eggokage: blah blah blah plot
teh_slush: What is even
1st_eggokage: I DON'T EVEN CARE.
1st_eggokage: GET BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF.
teh_slush: CAN WE HAVE MORE RIN, WHY IS HE IN THE BACKGROUND
1st_eggokage: Because the director is under the mistaken impression that we care what these old dudes have to say.
teh_slush: You are not angry, you are not even rolling your Rs.
teh_slush: WHICH IS MY FAVORITE THING TO HEAR IN JAPANESE BY THE WAY
1st_eggokage: ME TOO, OH MAN
teh_slush: ANGRY PEOPLE AND YAKUZA ROLLING R'S
1st_eggokage: KISMAI DOES IT A LOT
1st_eggokage: MITSU ESPECIALLY
1st_eggokage: and Senga does it in Kaizoku, it's bizarrely attractive.
1st_eggokage: /cough. ANYWAY. BACK ON TOPIC.
1st_eggokage: god, that shirt
1st_eggokage: you stole that thing from mohinder suresh's closet, you really did.
1st_eggokage: awwww, he just lights up.
1st_eggokage: REAL STRAIGHT, GUYS.
teh_slush: Mocchaaaaan
teh_slush: Sobbing in the phone to your boyfriend, seriously Sei
teh_slush: ...awwwwwwwwww
1st_eggokage: ...straight
1st_eggokage: really
1st_eggokage: really straight.
1st_eggokage: MEI!
teh_slush: MEI :D
1st_eggokage: MEI IS MY OTHER FAVORITE CHARACTER, OKAY.
1st_eggokage: I have to know who her actress was, I want to see her in everything ever.
teh_slush: THIS SHOULD BE THE PART WHERE RIN KIDNAPS MOICHI
teh_slush: /determined now
1st_eggokage: No, this should be the part where Mei and Moichi commiserate over coffee about their boyfriends leaving them for each other.
teh_slush: Or that.
1st_eggokage: okay seriously, wibbling.
teh_slush: sob, guys ;;
teh_slush: D:!
1st_eggokage: djkslfaskdlfjsaldf
teh_slush: SNUGGLES FOREVER ;o;
1st_eggokage: oh god and he sort of grabs onto his shirt just to make sure he's there
1st_eggokage: GOD, YOU GUYS.
1st_eggokage: STOP THAT, THIS IS A ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES SHOW.
1st_eggokage: ALSO HI MEI.
teh_slush: MEI IS A VOYEUR
1st_eggokage: she's like "why are all the men in my life gay for each other."
1st_eggokage: "I could handle them all getting killed by Candarian demons."
1st_eggokage: "This is just retarded."
1st_eggokage: Okay, seriously now. What is going on in this episode.
teh_slush: I don't know, what does Sei even plan on doing with his whiny mother
1st_eggokage: Hopefully nothing Oedipal?
teh_slush: AND HOW DID HE KNOCK HER OUT FOR THAT LONG WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT
1st_eggokage: HE'S SPIDER-SEI.
1st_eggokage: DUH.
1st_eggokage: ........
1st_eggokage: /cough
teh_slush: ...ARE YOU COMING OUT, SEI
teh_slush: NOT THAT YOU NEEDED TO, BUT.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, I THINK SHE PROBABLY HAD IT FIGURED OUT FROM THE TIME YOU WERE LIKE, TEN.
teh_slush: ...What is that shirt even
1st_eggokage: I don't know.
1st_eggokage: I've learned not to question the twins' wardrobes.
teh_slush: It's not even the gay jacket, it's
1st_eggokage: Because they're ugly.
teh_slush: WHO IS ON YOUR SHIRT
teh_slush: DO I WANT TO KNOW
1st_eggokage: Richard Nixon.
1st_eggokage: /makes shit up
teh_slush: SCARE CHORD
1st_eggokage: NICE.
teh_slush: ...TOLD YOU
1st_eggokage: HI THERE HOT STUFF.
teh_slush: GOD I LOVE RIN
1st_eggokage: SNEAKY BITCH.
teh_slush: ...HE TRACKED SEI THROUGH HIS BOYFRIEND
teh_slush: GOOD ONE
1st_eggokage: KSLDFJS AND HE GOT MEI TO DO IT
1st_eggokage: AGAIN. SNEAKY BITCH.
teh_slush: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RINMASTER
1st_eggokage: fffffffffff
teh_slush: he even calls her aunt, god
teh_slush: I THINK YOU MEAN "MOTHER-IN-LAW"
1st_eggokage: I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO RIN BEING HOT.
1st_eggokage: ffffffffffffffffffffffff.
teh_slush: MAKE OUT WITH HIM ALREADY, RIN
1st_eggokage: ajsfkdljsadlfkasdjflsakdjfs
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT
teh_slush: OH GOD I KNOW
teh_slush: INCHES AWAY
1st_eggokage: NOT EVEN INCHES, CENTIMETERS
teh_slush: no, rin, kidnap him
1st_eggokage: rin doesn't want him, he wants him to stay the fuck away from his brother.
1st_eggokage: also moichi is like ianto, he should look good crying but he doesn't
1st_eggokage: and that's just depressing.
teh_slush: WHO CARES, SEI IS BOUND UP AND SURROUNDED BY GUYS WITH SHARP THINGS
1st_eggokage: you are so easy.
teh_slush: SLDKFJ
1st_eggokage: klasjdflaksdf WHY DON'T I HAVE THE NEXT EPISODE YET
teh_slush: I DO :D
1st_eggokage: fffffffffffffff
1st_eggokage: SHIT LET ME DOWNLOAD REAL QUICK, OH MY GOD.
teh_slush: SEE, YOU'RE EASY TOO.
1st_eggokage: SHUT UP SHUT UP THERE ARE HANDCUFFS.
[So then I had to go and frantically download the next episode and also eat dinner. WHEN I RETURNED:]
1st_eggokage: oh this looks promising.
teh_slush: I LIKE THIS OPENING SHOT.
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: This is vaguely reminding me of The Quiz Show 2
teh_slush: Which I really need to watch more of
1st_eggokage: It's kind of like Sho-chan and Yoko-
1st_eggokage: MINDLINK
teh_slush: I SWEAR WE'RE THE SAME PERSON
1st_eggokage: it's scary sometimes.
1st_eggokage: ...ffffff.
1st_eggokage: okay seriously, they are not even trying to pretend they're not pandering anymore.
1st_eggokage: ...again, like QS2
teh_slush: Oh lame, what kind of mad scientist makes the guinea pig do paperwork
1st_eggokage: It's not impossible, he has A SUPERCOMPUTER FOR A BRAIN.
1st_eggokage: ...why does he need glasses then
teh_slush: YEAH HE'S KIND OF CONSTRUCTED, HOW IS THIS SURPRISING
teh_slush: ...He doesn't, they're just pretty
teh_slush: Maybe they're placebo glasses.
1st_eggokage: Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
1st_eggokage: Hisako. Eat something.
teh_slush: What are you talking about, nobody eats in Japan.
1st_eggokage: OH HEY IT'S MY LESBIAN OTP!
1st_eggokage: ...I mean.
1st_eggokage: /cough
teh_slush: NO ONE IS STRAIGHT IN THIS SHOW ANYWAY.
1st_eggokage: More importantly, why is 90% of this show flashbacks.
teh_slush: Because the budget didn't let them have enough film for a real show.
teh_slush: Mysterious stock door opening noise
1st_eggokage: I can't decide if the stock sound effects make this awesome or terrible.
teh_slush: I think they should detonate something now.
teh_slush: That's always good for a laugh.
teh_slush: WHY ARE THEY KILLING PEOPLE AGAIN
1st_eggokage: See. That's the thing.
1st_eggokage: I'm like "I think there was supposed to be a motive here."
1st_eggokage: This show makes less sense than Snakes on a Plane, you guys.
teh_slush: At least in MW Yuki was a crazy motherfucker
1st_eggokage: unf unf unf Yuki.
teh_slush: mmmmm Yuki
1st_eggokage: Well. It's sort of implied that Rin is the same way.
teh_slush: Yeah but these idiots.
teh_slush: If it was just Rin acting alone I could just bask in the pretty and be done with it.
1st_eggokage: riiiiiiiiiiiin
teh_slush: sdlkfj he's hot even when he's unconscious
1st_eggokage: LOL. EDWARDFACE.
teh_slush: DOES MY BROTHER DAZZLE YOU
1st_eggokage: god I really cannot figure this opening out.
teh_slush: There are feathers and kicking and running and who the hell cares, it's Yasha.
1st_eggokage: Sei's like "fuck you I don't feel like telling you anything. :|"
1st_eggokage: "I'M A ROBOT OKAY."
1st_eggokage: here's what I don't get.
1st_eggokage: What are these systems supposed to be.
1st_eggokage: Linux?
1st_eggokage: Evil Linux?
1st_eggokage: That thing from Lain?
teh_slush: DOS.
teh_slush: That reminds me, I need to finish Kyrandia HI HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
1st_eggokage: also hahahahahaha his face
teh_slush: "fuck you maaaaan I don't need handcuffs this early in the morning"
1st_eggokage: his face was like "oh, what the hell. what are you even."
1st_eggokage: "get me some goddamn coffee and we'll discuss this."
1st_eggokage: ..........
teh_slush: ...
1st_eggokage: subtle.
teh_slush: just leave the gay brothers ~alone for a while~
teh_slush: good one guys
teh_slush: Rin what are your motives even
1st_eggokage: Who cares.
1st_eggokage: He doesn't need motives.
1st_eggokage: He's a crazy murderous bastard.
1st_eggokage: ....
1st_eggokage: oh, okay, he's knives from trigun
teh_slush: ...aaaahahaha
1st_eggokage: THEY'RE KNIVES AND VASH, IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE NOW
teh_slush: ...YOU'RE RIGHT
teh_slush: RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROWING PEOPLE THING
1st_eggokage: EXACTLYYYY.
1st_eggokage: ...okay, that was kind of a cool shot.
teh_slush: Who is this Smith person
1st_eggokage: Some plot device.
1st_eggokage: Who cares.
teh_slush: Have they mentioned him before
teh_slush: Whatever.
teh_slush: blaaah blah blah plot RIN YOUR BROTHER IS HANDCUFFED TO THE BED
1st_eggokage: ...So he's like. Hojo.
1st_eggokage: And their mom was Lucrecia.
1st_eggokage: /stops trying to make sense of things
teh_slush: Guys, we don't care about the scientists
1st_eggokage: we really really don't.
1st_eggokage: WHY DID YOU CUT AWAY FROM HANDCUFFS.
1st_eggokage: /sulks
1st_eggokage: I need that for reference material.
1st_eggokage: Mei!
teh_slush: Mei!
1st_eggokage: ...lol, what?
teh_slush: EXPLOSIONS!
1st_eggokage: LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT.
1st_eggokage: Is this her dad or something.
1st_eggokage: His hair is godawful.
teh_slush: Seriously, god
teh_slush: ...Creepy dad!
teh_slush: Or dad-like creature.
1st_eggokage: idk, he seems more worried about her than creepy?
1st_eggokage: I'd be worried too. YOUR DAUGHTER IS MIXED UP IN SOME VERY UNPLEASANT THINGS.
teh_slush: The lighting in here is dark and green, clearly this place is made of evil.
1st_eggokage: Either that or they just have bad lighting.
1st_eggokage: ...WHAT IS THIS PLOT TWIST.
teh_slush: ...I DON'T KNOW
1st_eggokage: ............yeah okay that's creepy.
teh_slush: ...just a bit
1st_eggokage: but honestly? mei/moichi, I could ship it
teh_slush: Mei if you're going to have your character developed this is not how you do it
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: EXCEPT THAT MOICHI ISN'T ~THAT KIND OF GUY~
1st_eggokage: I'm really hoping that coughing isn't the kind of coughing I think it is.
1st_eggokage: MEI IF YOU DIE I AM GOING TO BE KIND OF HEARTBROKEN.
teh_slush: It's a bioterrorism show, what do you think it is.
1st_eggokage: /cries
teh_slush: THERE WE GO, JUST WHERE WE WANT THE CAMERA TO BE.
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: Has he moved out of that position at all
teh_slush: It looks uncomfortable
1st_eggokage: god, your wrist would really hurt after a bit.
1st_eggokage: alkdjfslwrwe
teh_slush: mmmmm rin
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: /coughs
teh_slush: ...make out already, guys
teh_slush: hatesex, now
teh_slush: HE'S ON HIS KNEES, RIN
1st_eggokage: sdjfkladsfasd WHAT
teh_slush: COME BACK
1st_eggokage: AND THEN YOU JUST WALK AWAY
1st_eggokage: HOW COULD YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THAT
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, AAAGH THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: THAT IS IT, I AM WRITING PORN AS SOON AS THIS EPISODE IS OVER.
1st_eggokage: KEN.
1st_eggokage: DO SOMETHING USEFUL ALREADY.
teh_slush: sob, don't tell me he has to rescue sei
teh_slush: More handcuffs!
1st_eggokage: SEI DOESN'T NEED RESCUING.
1st_eggokage: CAN WE JUST LEAVE HIM THERE FOREVER.
teh_slush: HOW ABOUT PAIN TOLERANCE TESTS
1st_eggokage: also ahahaha he's still wearing the gay bracelet.
teh_slush: AS FLASHY AS THAT LENS FLARE?
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT JJ ABRAMS GET OUT OF MY DRAMAS
1st_eggokage: ........where did he get the paperclip
teh_slush: his magic hair, I don't know
1st_eggokage: maybe he's macgyver?
teh_slush: Unsuitable!
1st_eggokage: This system is awesomely engrish.
1st_eggokage: and you got rid of your gun why
teh_slush: because we are watching Yasha, not something sensible like
teh_slush: ...Uh
1st_eggokage: Leverage?
teh_slush: ...I watch too much bad television to think of an example of something reasonable.
1st_eggokage: Leverage.
1st_eggokage: akljdfasldkfsjd yes smirk more
1st_eggokage: ...The hell is this.
teh_slush: ...I don't know
1st_eggokage: IT'S ENGRISH IS WHAT IT IS.
teh_slush: It looks like some kind of hideous scifi game boss level
teh_slush: A ROBODRAGON WILL APPEAR OUT OF THE CEILING
1st_eggokage: It's like that Doctor Who episode.
1st_eggokage: With Anthony Head eating children.
teh_slush: Where do you see bat people in this situation.
1st_eggokage: Stfu, I meant the typing.
1st_eggokage: And the dramatic music.
1st_eggokage: The quality of this show decreases by about 30% when Rin's not on screen, you guys.
teh_slush: They really need to just redo this show from Rin's perspective instead of Sei's
teh_slush: There would be a lot less plot and a lot more fucking.
1st_eggokage: So it'd be like Sukiyaki!
teh_slush: Yes!
1st_eggokage: But with less Ando and Iseya.
teh_slush: Can we just put Iseya in this show.
teh_slush: Because hot damn.
1st_eggokage: Oh my god, you're wearing a shirt that isn't 100% hideous.
1st_eggokage: CAN WE PUT ISEYA IN EVERYTHING.
teh_slush: AWWWWW~
1st_eggokage: .........
1st_eggokage: THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY STRAIGHT.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: WASN'T IT THOUGH.
teh_slush: I know Sei staring longingly at Moichi is a lovely shot, but
teh_slush: More Rin is necessary now.
teh_slush: Or at least some dialogue.
teh_slush: God where does he have cameras now.
teh_slush: ....straaaaaaaight
1st_eggokage: really straight.
1st_eggokage: and in front of everyone, too.
1st_eggokage: .....
1st_eggokage: okay first of all, hahahaha that name.
1st_eggokage: second of all OMG IT'S RIN'S BOYFRIEND.
teh_slush: YAY MORE MAKEOUTS TO COME.
teh_slush: I don't even remember what's going on.
teh_slush: Besides Rin is hot
1st_eggokage: You say this like the plot actually ma- HI RIN.
teh_slush: ...What does "a compound of matter" even mean
teh_slush: Aren't most compounds made of matter
1st_eggokage: ...Wait.
1st_eggokage: So she thinks Rin is Sei.
1st_eggokage: Is that even his mom?
1st_eggokage: HIS MOM GOT SHOT.
teh_slush: Maybe it's an EVIL CLONE
1st_eggokage: LIKE SIX TIMES.
1st_eggokage: Oh god not more evil clones.
1st_eggokage: Do we need more than one.
teh_slush: Maybe Sei's mom was the evil clone
teh_slush: And this is the scared crying clone
1st_eggokage: Stop confusing me.
1st_eggokage: FEATHERS.
1st_eggokage: SLOW-MO.
1st_eggokage: PRETTY.
teh_slush: IF THE SUN WAS OUT HE'D BE SPARKLING
1st_eggokage: see.
1st_eggokage: Now I have to reconcile this Ito with the hot gunslinging Ito in my brain.
1st_eggokage: WHAT.
1st_eggokage: WAIT.
teh_slush: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TELL HIM THAT
1st_eggokage: YOU'RE GIVING AWAY YOUR EVIL PLOT WAY TOO SOON
1st_eggokage: WHAT KIND OF MANIPULATIVE BASTARD ARE YOU
1st_eggokage: dkjfsl so matter of fact. "BECAUSE I MISSED YOU YOU DUMB JERK."
1st_eggokage: "I NEEEEEEED YOUUUUU."
teh_slush: Amemiya, I never not giggle.
teh_slush: never don't
teh_slush: I can double negative properly, dammit.
1st_eggokage: Oh, yeah, this is real hypothetical.
1st_eggokage: .......
1st_eggokage: THEY STOLE THIS PLOTTTTTT.
1st_eggokage: THEY STOLE THIS DAMN PLOT AND MADE IT MORE INCESTUOUS.
teh_slush: GAY BIOTERRORISM IS A PERFECTLY GOOD PLOT TO STEAL, IT'S OKAY
1st_eggokage: BUT THEY STOLE IT FROM THE OTHER GAY BIOTERRORISM MANGA. THAT'S PLAGIARI- hi rin. *_*
1st_eggokage: god he has a nice ass.
1st_eggokage: gaaaaaaaay
teh_slush: just a bit
1st_eggokage: jfkljsd
teh_slush: THIS IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT
1st_eggokage: aklsjdflaskdjfsaldf
1st_eggokage: riiiiiin
teh_slush: TOTALLY STRAIGHT
1st_eggokage: GOD.
1st_eggokage: RIN.
teh_slush: MUMBLE INTO HIS NECK A LITTLE MORE, WHY DON'T YOU
1st_eggokage: rin, darling, it's okay, he still loves you
1st_eggokage: because you're ~kyoudai~
teh_slush: Sei that's no excuse not to have sex with him.
1st_eggokage: wibbling here seriously
1st_eggokage: god, the hurt in Rin's eyes.
1st_eggokage: he's just like "no. no, you can't leave me."
teh_slush: HOW DID THIS ACTOR GET STUCK IN THIS PLOT
teh_slush: featheeeeers
1st_eggokage: but yeah, really, how did someone as talented as Itou get stuck in a show this ridiculous.
1st_eggokage: askljdflsk hi rin's neck
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, GOD
teh_slush: GUNPOINT SEX, NOW
1st_eggokage: also I think that's the chick from Saigo no Yakusoku. The one that was hanging around with Sho-chan.
1st_eggokage: except she was a lot less irritating in that.
1st_eggokage: awwww!
teh_slush: Awwww Mocchan is my favorite
1st_eggokage: ...although this could be like. part of the conspiracy or something.
teh_slush: It probably is.
1st_eggokage: god this episode is BORING
teh_slush: THERE SHOULD BE MORE HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: GET BACK TO THE ALMOST MAKEOUTS.
1st_eggokage: OR BRING MEI IN OR SOMETHING, MEI MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER
teh_slush: Wait, Rin planned this
teh_slush: WHERE IS SEI EVEN GOING
1st_eggokage: Rin is like.
1st_eggokage: Xanatos Gambit upon Xanatos Gambit wrapped in enigmatic chessmaster.
1st_eggokage: NOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
teh_slush: SHIT IS GOING DOWN
teh_slush: ...Where did he hide a camera
teh_slush: Is it the gay necklace
1st_eggokage: god I don't even know anymore
teh_slush: It has to be the gay necklace
1st_eggokage: HURRY UP AND GET TO THE INTERESTING BITS
1st_eggokage: AND BY THE INTERESTING BITS I MEAN HANDCUFFS
teh_slush: HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO SHOW SEI AND MOCCHAN BEING GAY ON THE BEACH
teh_slush: IT'S LOVELY AND ALL BUT
1st_eggokage: as many times as they have to show hisako getting shot?
1st_eggokage: aaaaaangst
teh_slush: linefaaaace
1st_eggokage: Oh, jeez, not you guys again.
teh_slush: Can we get back to the important characters
teh_slush: Like Mocchan
teh_slush: There should be lots more Mocchan
1st_eggokage: like RIN, I think you mean.
teh_slush: RIN TOO
teh_slush: HOW ABOUT RIN USING MOCCHAN TO GET AT SEI
teh_slush: I LIKE THIS IDEA
1st_eggokage: They don't like us that much.
1st_eggokage: ...
1st_eggokage: maybe.
1st_eggokage: GOD IT'S YASHA, YOU NEVER KNOW.
teh_slush: WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO WITH A BEST FRIEND PLOT DEVICE
teh_slush: ...OKAY, WHO CALLED IT.
1st_eggokage: ...OH HELL, DUDE, I THINK YOU DID.
teh_slush: FUCK YEAH.
1st_eggokage: ......that shirt is hideous
teh_slush: why are you looking at his shirt
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S EYERAPING
1st_eggokage: skjdfls I love the superhearing
teh_slush: SPIDERSEEEI
teh_slush: SPIDERSEEEEI
1st_eggokage: NINJA WHAT.
teh_slush: DOES WHATEVER A BIOWEAPON DOES
1st_eggokage: I think the camera's in her necklace.
1st_eggokage: WHO CALLED IT.
teh_slush: SMASH IT WITH YOUR FOOT, SEI
teh_slush: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
1st_eggokage: There we go.
teh_slush: He must have a backup camera if they're so calm about it
teh_slush: Or a tracking device
1st_eggokage: I think it's just because they're chessmasters and they know everything.
teh_slush: OH GOD I JUST PUNCHED MY MOM
teh_slush: I HAVE BECOME MY BROTHER
1st_eggokage: aaaaaaaaaaangst
teh_slush: Sei, don't feel bad, she's annoying
1st_eggokage: man.
1st_eggokage: Why is the quality of this drama so bad.
1st_eggokage: It's like.
1st_eggokage: The only time it ever gets an emotional response from me is when Rin does stuff.
1st_eggokage: unf.
1st_eggokage: Rin.
teh_slush: They really don't look exactly alike, guys
1st_eggokage: ...Yes they do.
teh_slush: Not that you can tell.
1st_eggokage: The hair is different and Sei has glasses!
1st_eggokage: Otherwise THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON IN CASE YOU FORGOT
1st_eggokage: blah blah blah plot
teh_slush: What is even
1st_eggokage: I DON'T EVEN CARE.
1st_eggokage: GET BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF.
teh_slush: CAN WE HAVE MORE RIN, WHY IS HE IN THE BACKGROUND
1st_eggokage: Because the director is under the mistaken impression that we care what these old dudes have to say.
teh_slush: You are not angry, you are not even rolling your Rs.
teh_slush: WHICH IS MY FAVORITE THING TO HEAR IN JAPANESE BY THE WAY
1st_eggokage: ME TOO, OH MAN
teh_slush: ANGRY PEOPLE AND YAKUZA ROLLING R'S
1st_eggokage: KISMAI DOES IT A LOT
1st_eggokage: MITSU ESPECIALLY
1st_eggokage: and Senga does it in Kaizoku, it's bizarrely attractive.
1st_eggokage: /cough. ANYWAY. BACK ON TOPIC.
1st_eggokage: god, that shirt
1st_eggokage: you stole that thing from mohinder suresh's closet, you really did.
1st_eggokage: awwww, he just lights up.
1st_eggokage: REAL STRAIGHT, GUYS.
teh_slush: Mocchaaaaan
teh_slush: Sobbing in the phone to your boyfriend, seriously Sei
teh_slush: ...awwwwwwwwww
1st_eggokage: ...straight
1st_eggokage: really
1st_eggokage: really straight.
1st_eggokage: MEI!
teh_slush: MEI :D
1st_eggokage: MEI IS MY OTHER FAVORITE CHARACTER, OKAY.
1st_eggokage: I have to know who her actress was, I want to see her in everything ever.
teh_slush: THIS SHOULD BE THE PART WHERE RIN KIDNAPS MOICHI
teh_slush: /determined now
1st_eggokage: No, this should be the part where Mei and Moichi commiserate over coffee about their boyfriends leaving them for each other.
teh_slush: Or that.
1st_eggokage: okay seriously, wibbling.
teh_slush: sob, guys ;;
teh_slush: D:!
1st_eggokage: djkslfaskdlfjsaldf
teh_slush: SNUGGLES FOREVER ;o;
1st_eggokage: oh god and he sort of grabs onto his shirt just to make sure he's there
1st_eggokage: GOD, YOU GUYS.
1st_eggokage: STOP THAT, THIS IS A ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES SHOW.
1st_eggokage: ALSO HI MEI.
teh_slush: MEI IS A VOYEUR
1st_eggokage: she's like "why are all the men in my life gay for each other."
1st_eggokage: "I could handle them all getting killed by Candarian demons."
1st_eggokage: "This is just retarded."
1st_eggokage: Okay, seriously now. What is going on in this episode.
teh_slush: I don't know, what does Sei even plan on doing with his whiny mother
1st_eggokage: Hopefully nothing Oedipal?
teh_slush: AND HOW DID HE KNOCK HER OUT FOR THAT LONG WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT
1st_eggokage: HE'S SPIDER-SEI.
1st_eggokage: DUH.
1st_eggokage: ........
1st_eggokage: /cough
teh_slush: ...ARE YOU COMING OUT, SEI
teh_slush: NOT THAT YOU NEEDED TO, BUT.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, I THINK SHE PROBABLY HAD IT FIGURED OUT FROM THE TIME YOU WERE LIKE, TEN.
teh_slush: ...What is that shirt even
1st_eggokage: I don't know.
1st_eggokage: I've learned not to question the twins' wardrobes.
teh_slush: It's not even the gay jacket, it's
1st_eggokage: Because they're ugly.
teh_slush: WHO IS ON YOUR SHIRT
teh_slush: DO I WANT TO KNOW
1st_eggokage: Richard Nixon.
1st_eggokage: /makes shit up
teh_slush: SCARE CHORD
1st_eggokage: NICE.
teh_slush: ...TOLD YOU
1st_eggokage: HI THERE HOT STUFF.
teh_slush: GOD I LOVE RIN
1st_eggokage: SNEAKY BITCH.
teh_slush: ...HE TRACKED SEI THROUGH HIS BOYFRIEND
teh_slush: GOOD ONE
1st_eggokage: KSLDFJS AND HE GOT MEI TO DO IT
1st_eggokage: AGAIN. SNEAKY BITCH.
teh_slush: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RINMASTER
1st_eggokage: fffffffffff
teh_slush: he even calls her aunt, god
teh_slush: I THINK YOU MEAN "MOTHER-IN-LAW"
1st_eggokage: I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO RIN BEING HOT.
1st_eggokage: ffffffffffffffffffffffff.
teh_slush: MAKE OUT WITH HIM ALREADY, RIN
1st_eggokage: ajsfkdljsadlfkasdjflsakdjfs
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT
teh_slush: OH GOD I KNOW
teh_slush: INCHES AWAY
1st_eggokage: NOT EVEN INCHES, CENTIMETERS
teh_slush: no, rin, kidnap him
1st_eggokage: rin doesn't want him, he wants him to stay the fuck away from his brother.
1st_eggokage: also moichi is like ianto, he should look good crying but he doesn't
1st_eggokage: and that's just depressing.
teh_slush: WHO CARES, SEI IS BOUND UP AND SURROUNDED BY GUYS WITH SHARP THINGS
1st_eggokage: you are so easy.
teh_slush: SLDKFJ
1st_eggokage: klasjdflaksdf WHY DON'T I HAVE THE NEXT EPISODE YET
teh_slush: I DO :D
1st_eggokage: fffffffffffffff
1st_eggokage: SHIT LET ME DOWNLOAD REAL QUICK, OH MY GOD.
teh_slush: SEE, YOU'RE EASY TOO.
1st_eggokage: SHUT UP SHUT UP THERE ARE HANDCUFFS.
[So then I had to go and frantically download the next episode and also eat dinner. WHEN I RETURNED:]
1st_eggokage: oh this looks promising.
teh_slush: I LIKE THIS OPENING SHOT.
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: This is vaguely reminding me of The Quiz Show 2
teh_slush: Which I really need to watch more of
1st_eggokage: It's kind of like Sho-chan and Yoko-
1st_eggokage: MINDLINK
teh_slush: I SWEAR WE'RE THE SAME PERSON
1st_eggokage: it's scary sometimes.
1st_eggokage: ...ffffff.
1st_eggokage: okay seriously, they are not even trying to pretend they're not pandering anymore.
1st_eggokage: ...again, like QS2
teh_slush: Oh lame, what kind of mad scientist makes the guinea pig do paperwork
1st_eggokage: It's not impossible, he has A SUPERCOMPUTER FOR A BRAIN.
1st_eggokage: ...why does he need glasses then
teh_slush: YEAH HE'S KIND OF CONSTRUCTED, HOW IS THIS SURPRISING
teh_slush: ...He doesn't, they're just pretty
teh_slush: Maybe they're placebo glasses.
1st_eggokage: Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
1st_eggokage: Hisako. Eat something.
teh_slush: What are you talking about, nobody eats in Japan.
1st_eggokage: OH HEY IT'S MY LESBIAN OTP!
1st_eggokage: ...I mean.
1st_eggokage: /cough
teh_slush: NO ONE IS STRAIGHT IN THIS SHOW ANYWAY.
1st_eggokage: More importantly, why is 90% of this show flashbacks.
teh_slush: Because the budget didn't let them have enough film for a real show.
teh_slush: Mysterious stock door opening noise
1st_eggokage: I can't decide if the stock sound effects make this awesome or terrible.
teh_slush: I think they should detonate something now.
teh_slush: That's always good for a laugh.
teh_slush: WHY ARE THEY KILLING PEOPLE AGAIN
1st_eggokage: See. That's the thing.
1st_eggokage: I'm like "I think there was supposed to be a motive here."
1st_eggokage: This show makes less sense than Snakes on a Plane, you guys.
teh_slush: At least in MW Yuki was a crazy motherfucker
1st_eggokage: unf unf unf Yuki.
teh_slush: mmmmm Yuki
1st_eggokage: Well. It's sort of implied that Rin is the same way.
teh_slush: Yeah but these idiots.
teh_slush: If it was just Rin acting alone I could just bask in the pretty and be done with it.
1st_eggokage: riiiiiiiiiiiin
teh_slush: sdlkfj he's hot even when he's unconscious
1st_eggokage: LOL. EDWARDFACE.
teh_slush: DOES MY BROTHER DAZZLE YOU
1st_eggokage: god I really cannot figure this opening out.
teh_slush: There are feathers and kicking and running and who the hell cares, it's Yasha.
1st_eggokage: Sei's like "fuck you I don't feel like telling you anything. :|"
1st_eggokage: "I'M A ROBOT OKAY."
1st_eggokage: here's what I don't get.
1st_eggokage: What are these systems supposed to be.
1st_eggokage: Linux?
1st_eggokage: Evil Linux?
1st_eggokage: That thing from Lain?
teh_slush: DOS.
teh_slush: That reminds me, I need to finish Kyrandia HI HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
1st_eggokage: also hahahahahaha his face
teh_slush: "fuck you maaaaan I don't need handcuffs this early in the morning"
1st_eggokage: his face was like "oh, what the hell. what are you even."
1st_eggokage: "get me some goddamn coffee and we'll discuss this."
1st_eggokage: ..........
teh_slush: ...
1st_eggokage: subtle.
teh_slush: just leave the gay brothers ~alone for a while~
teh_slush: good one guys
teh_slush: Rin what are your motives even
1st_eggokage: Who cares.
1st_eggokage: He doesn't need motives.
1st_eggokage: He's a crazy murderous bastard.
1st_eggokage: ....
1st_eggokage: oh, okay, he's knives from trigun
teh_slush: ...aaaahahaha
1st_eggokage: THEY'RE KNIVES AND VASH, IT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE NOW
teh_slush: ...YOU'RE RIGHT
teh_slush: RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROWING PEOPLE THING
1st_eggokage: EXACTLYYYY.
1st_eggokage: ...okay, that was kind of a cool shot.
teh_slush: Who is this Smith person
1st_eggokage: Some plot device.
1st_eggokage: Who cares.
teh_slush: Have they mentioned him before
teh_slush: Whatever.
teh_slush: blaaah blah blah plot RIN YOUR BROTHER IS HANDCUFFED TO THE BED
1st_eggokage: ...So he's like. Hojo.
1st_eggokage: And their mom was Lucrecia.
1st_eggokage: /stops trying to make sense of things
teh_slush: Guys, we don't care about the scientists
1st_eggokage: we really really don't.
1st_eggokage: WHY DID YOU CUT AWAY FROM HANDCUFFS.
1st_eggokage: /sulks
1st_eggokage: I need that for reference material.
1st_eggokage: Mei!
teh_slush: Mei!
1st_eggokage: ...lol, what?
teh_slush: EXPLOSIONS!
1st_eggokage: LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THAT.
1st_eggokage: Is this her dad or something.
1st_eggokage: His hair is godawful.
teh_slush: Seriously, god
teh_slush: ...Creepy dad!
teh_slush: Or dad-like creature.
1st_eggokage: idk, he seems more worried about her than creepy?
1st_eggokage: I'd be worried too. YOUR DAUGHTER IS MIXED UP IN SOME VERY UNPLEASANT THINGS.
teh_slush: The lighting in here is dark and green, clearly this place is made of evil.
1st_eggokage: Either that or they just have bad lighting.
1st_eggokage: ...WHAT IS THIS PLOT TWIST.
teh_slush: ...I DON'T KNOW
1st_eggokage: ............yeah okay that's creepy.
teh_slush: ...just a bit
1st_eggokage: but honestly? mei/moichi, I could ship it
teh_slush: Mei if you're going to have your character developed this is not how you do it
1st_eggokage: ......
teh_slush: EXCEPT THAT MOICHI ISN'T ~THAT KIND OF GUY~
1st_eggokage: I'm really hoping that coughing isn't the kind of coughing I think it is.
1st_eggokage: MEI IF YOU DIE I AM GOING TO BE KIND OF HEARTBROKEN.
teh_slush: It's a bioterrorism show, what do you think it is.
1st_eggokage: /cries
teh_slush: THERE WE GO, JUST WHERE WE WANT THE CAMERA TO BE.
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: Has he moved out of that position at all
teh_slush: It looks uncomfortable
1st_eggokage: god, your wrist would really hurt after a bit.
1st_eggokage: alkdjfslwrwe
teh_slush: mmmmm rin
1st_eggokage: ......
1st_eggokage: /coughs
teh_slush: ...make out already, guys
teh_slush: hatesex, now
teh_slush: HE'S ON HIS KNEES, RIN
1st_eggokage: sdjfkladsfasd WHAT
teh_slush: COME BACK
1st_eggokage: AND THEN YOU JUST WALK AWAY
1st_eggokage: HOW COULD YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THAT
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY, AAAGH THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: THAT IS IT, I AM WRITING PORN AS SOON AS THIS EPISODE IS OVER.
1st_eggokage: KEN.
1st_eggokage: DO SOMETHING USEFUL ALREADY.
teh_slush: sob, don't tell me he has to rescue sei
teh_slush: More handcuffs!
1st_eggokage: SEI DOESN'T NEED RESCUING.
1st_eggokage: CAN WE JUST LEAVE HIM THERE FOREVER.
teh_slush: HOW ABOUT PAIN TOLERANCE TESTS
1st_eggokage: also ahahaha he's still wearing the gay bracelet.
teh_slush: AS FLASHY AS THAT LENS FLARE?
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT JJ ABRAMS GET OUT OF MY DRAMAS
1st_eggokage: ........where did he get the paperclip
teh_slush: his magic hair, I don't know
1st_eggokage: maybe he's macgyver?
teh_slush: Unsuitable!
1st_eggokage: This system is awesomely engrish.
1st_eggokage: and you got rid of your gun why
teh_slush: because we are watching Yasha, not something sensible like
teh_slush: ...Uh
1st_eggokage: Leverage?
teh_slush: ...I watch too much bad television to think of an example of something reasonable.
1st_eggokage: Leverage.
1st_eggokage: akljdfasldkfsjd yes smirk more
1st_eggokage: ...The hell is this.
teh_slush: ...I don't know
1st_eggokage: IT'S ENGRISH IS WHAT IT IS.
teh_slush: It looks like some kind of hideous scifi game boss level
teh_slush: A ROBODRAGON WILL APPEAR OUT OF THE CEILING
1st_eggokage: It's like that Doctor Who episode.
1st_eggokage: With Anthony Head eating children.
teh_slush: Where do you see bat people in this situation.
1st_eggokage: Stfu, I meant the typing.
1st_eggokage: And the dramatic music.
1st_eggokage: The quality of this show decreases by about 30% when Rin's not on screen, you guys.
teh_slush: They really need to just redo this show from Rin's perspective instead of Sei's
teh_slush: There would be a lot less plot and a lot more fucking.
1st_eggokage: So it'd be like Sukiyaki!
teh_slush: Yes!
1st_eggokage: But with less Ando and Iseya.
teh_slush: Can we just put Iseya in this show.
teh_slush: Because hot damn.
1st_eggokage: Oh my god, you're wearing a shirt that isn't 100% hideous.
1st_eggokage: CAN WE PUT ISEYA IN EVERYTHING.
teh_slush: AWWWWW~
1st_eggokage: .........
1st_eggokage: THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY STRAIGHT.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: WASN'T IT THOUGH.
teh_slush: I know Sei staring longingly at Moichi is a lovely shot, but
teh_slush: More Rin is necessary now.
teh_slush: Or at least some dialogue.
teh_slush: God where does he have cameras now.
teh_slush: ....straaaaaaaight
1st_eggokage: really straight.
1st_eggokage: and in front of everyone, too.
1st_eggokage: .....
1st_eggokage: okay first of all, hahahaha that name.
1st_eggokage: second of all OMG IT'S RIN'S BOYFRIEND.
teh_slush: YAY MORE MAKEOUTS TO COME.