Yasha 03 - "It really says something about Rin when we mistake him for his girlfriend."
1st_eggokage: This OP is still retarded.
1st_eggokage: Why is the name of the show in English.
teh_slush: This whole show is retarded
1st_eggokage: WHY IS THERE SLOW-MO RUNNING IN A LABCOAT.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT IS YASHA
1st_eggokage: And feathers.
teh_slush: I'm sure it's symbolic.
teh_slush: Or something.
1st_eggokage: Bullshit.
1st_eggokage: They just thought it looked cool.
teh_slush: EDWARDFAAAAAAAACE
1st_eggokage: WAIT
1st_eggokage: IF SEI'S EDWARD
1st_eggokage: AND MOICHI'S BELLA
1st_eggokage: WHO'S RIN.
teh_slush: ...JASPER?
1st_eggokage: (also, gay)
1st_eggokage: WHY JASPER.
teh_slush: BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL THE CULLENS APART.
1st_eggokage: ...MAYBE RIN IS JAMES OR SOMETHING IDK
teh_slush: ...YEAH THAT WORKS
1st_eggokage: IDK, HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND
teh_slush: EXPLOSION NOISE
teh_slush: LSDKFJLKJ
1st_eggokage: SO MEI IS VICTORIA
1st_eggokage: TOKO IS ALICE 'CAUSE I SAID SO
teh_slush: WORKS!
teh_slush: Except Alice is going to die
1st_eggokage: POSSIBLY KEN IS CARLISLE
teh_slush: I AGREE WITH THIS
1st_eggokage: LOL I'M TOTALLY IGNORING THE RECAP
teh_slush: HOT AUTHORITY FIGURES
teh_slush: I don't even know what this show is
1st_eggokage: sakdlfjsd!!!
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT.
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT OH SHIT.
1st_eggokage: oh my god Ken's not going to be able to find him because YOU KNOW WHO FOUND HIM?
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
teh_slush: HIS GAY TWIN.
1st_eggokage: THAT'S RIGHT.
teh_slush: WHO IS GAY AND ALSO EVIL.
teh_slush: GOD.
teh_slush: THIS SHOW.
1st_eggokage: THIS SHOW KNOWS ME TOO FUCKING WELL.
1st_eggokage: ---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teh_slush: ...sdlfkj
teh_slush: lsdkfjlsdkjflkj
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I
teh_slush: slkdflskvlskdjflkj
1st_eggokage: ARE THEY IN BED
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: WAIT SERIOUSLY NAKED TOUCHING WHAT
teh_slush: THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: ...OH.
1st_eggokage: HI, MEI.
teh_slush: ...Dammit
teh_slush: ...It really says something about Rin when we mistake him for his girlfriend.
1st_eggokage: ...Yeah. Yeah, it really does.
1st_eggokage: pfffff. I love how totally chill Mei is about this.
1st_eggokage: ALSO, HOW NEITHER OF THEM SEEM TO BE ABLE TO TELL SEI IS NOT RIN.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE HE'S OBV. SEI.
teh_slush: TWIN POWERS.
1st_eggokage: HIS HAIR'S NOT FLUFFY, DAMMIT.
teh_slush: IF THEY ARE TWINS, NOBODY CAN TELL THEM APART AT ALL
teh_slush: TV LAW.
1st_eggokage: WHY ARE YOU SO CHILL ABOUT THIS DUDE, HE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU.
teh_slush: BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS RETARDED
1st_eggokage: ....HEY, WHY WAS MEI ALL SNUGGLY WITH SEI IF SHE KNEW IT WAS-
1st_eggokage: oh lol.
teh_slush: ...Because Mei.
1st_eggokage: Because Mei just wanted a piece of that.
teh_slush: I just.
teh_slush: This show.
teh_slush: What the hell is this show.
teh_slush: Mocchan!
1st_eggokage: he's just like BITCH SERIOUSLY, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD LOOK OUT FOR MY BROTHER, NOT STEAL HIM FROM ME.
teh_slush: Also Ken, you're hot
1st_eggokage: Ken is like goddammit I lost my employer. Way to go, me.
1st_eggokage: Rin, stop being hot. Why is everything he does hot. It's not fair.
1st_eggokage: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO SEI
1st_eggokage: (insert Imogen Heap here)
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS HOT.
teh_slush: And at the same time ridiculous
1st_eggokage: IT'S NOT FAIIIIIR.
teh_slush: It's ridiculously hot
1st_eggokage: ...how
1st_eggokage: how are they managing this
teh_slush: TV magic?
teh_slush: They're not touching
1st_eggokage: I-I guess so.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T CARE AS LONG AS RIN IS LOUNGING LIKE THAT
teh_slush: AGREED.
teh_slush: Needs more incestuous sex.
1st_eggokage: GOD THIS SHOW IS SO SUBTLE.
teh_slush: When in doubt, long monologue about mythology!
1st_eggokage: Complete with dramatic lighting.
1st_eggokage: OH BULLSHIT RIN YOU LIAR.
1st_eggokage: but god he's cute when he smiles like that.
1st_eggokage: /melts
teh_slush: FEATHERS
1st_eggokage: WHAT IS THIS SHOT SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: IT'S TOO EARLY ON TO BE AN EYECATCH
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: Toko.
1st_eggokage: Stop touching the bird.
1st_eggokage: Stop touching the goddamn bird.
teh_slush: Congratulations, you are about to be killed off.
teh_slush: Enjoy.
1st_eggokage: It's just going to make you sicker, and then you're going to make your brother sick, and I am going to cry.
1st_eggokage: Lots.
teh_slush: DON'T COUGH ON HIM
teh_slush: Oh so I'm not the only one who can recognize people by their coughs.
1st_eggokage: NOT YOU'RE NOT OKAY.
1st_eggokage: TOKO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.
1st_eggokage: kdjf lol "YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE"
teh_slush: That's because your brother is gay!
1st_eggokage: he's been acting strange because he's in LOVE
teh_slush: He just reunited with his ex-lover, how do you expect him to react.
1st_eggokage: ...oh, ouch.
1st_eggokage: "*push* here, have what's left of your dead mom. :|"
teh_slush: Is this going to become a plot device.
teh_slush: And/or talisman of love and courage
teh_slush: Can't this show just add one more of my fetishes to its plot by brainwashing Sei.
teh_slush: Please.
1st_eggokage: No.
teh_slush: But.
1st_eggokage: You're spoiled.
teh_slush: Fiiine.
1st_eggokage: Don't get greedy.
teh_slush: Just don't kill Mocchan.
teh_slush: And all will be well.
1st_eggokage: They're going to.
1st_eggokage: You know they are.
teh_slush: Dammit.
teh_slush: But.
1st_eggokage: ROCKS FALL
1st_eggokage: ROCKS FUCKING FALL, GIN
teh_slush: BUT :c
1st_eggokage: sdklf Toko's totally going to die this episode.
1st_eggokage: SORRY, CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO CARE BECAUSE TWINS
teh_slush: This show had better end in Sei and Rin having hot incestuous sex while Sei pretends it's Mocchan instead of his evil twin.
1st_eggokage: god he's so sexy with that look in his eyes, auuuugh
1st_eggokage: riiiiiiiiiiiiin
teh_slush: Still can't get over "Amemiya"
1st_eggokage: hee.
1st_eggokage: skljfdls he's worried about you, Rin-chan
1st_eggokage: oh god hearts
teh_slush: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT, RIN
teh_slush: DO YOU THINK HE IS
1st_eggokage: ...
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: .......................
teh_slush: Did you seriously just
teh_slush: Yasha
1st_eggokage: yeah
1st_eggokage: yeah they did
1st_eggokage: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
teh_slush: YASHA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GAY BLINDIES
teh_slush: AND GAY TWINS
1st_eggokage: TWELVE YEARS OF HAPPINESS WITH MOICHI.
teh_slush: AND GOD JUST.
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: skldfjls TOKO ;o;
teh_slush: DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL
teh_slush: THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE
teh_slush: PEOPLE WHO WILL GET SICK AND DIE
1st_eggokage: AUGH OH GOD DO NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
1st_eggokage: PLZ DIE BEFORE YOU CAN.
1st_eggokage: THAT IS EXCEEDINGLY MEAN OF ME BUT IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.
1st_eggokage: oh yep
1st_eggokage: not gonna last long
teh_slush: I'm surprised she's still alive now.
1st_eggokage: mmmmmm lounging!Rin
teh_slush: mmmmm Rin
1st_eggokage: yeah seriously, god
teh_slush: Stupid sexy gay twins.
1st_eggokage: ...slkfjsd you can't leave
1st_eggokage: you can't
1st_eggokage: HIS SISTER'S GOING TO DIE, HE NEEDS YOU
1st_eggokage: SJDFLKSD TOKO IS DYING IN THERE YOU CAN'T JUST
1st_eggokage: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
teh_slush: USE YOUR SUPERHEARING TO HEAR HER COUGH LIKE SOMETHING POSSESSED
teh_slush: ...Who called it.
1st_eggokage: You called it. /highfive
teh_slush: God, this show must be easy if I'm picking up what's going to happen.
1st_eggokage: yeah things tend to be pretty obvious
1st_eggokage: STILL LOVE HIS GAY BRACELET
teh_slush: ...His dead stare still depresses me so much :c
1st_eggokage: me too, oh god-
1st_eggokage: WELL THAT WASN'T SYMBOLIC AT ALL, PIANO
teh_slush: NOT AT ALL.
teh_slush: Oh Yasha.
1st_eggokage: god damn it, do not take her to the hospital!
teh_slush: ...Wait, these are not even close to the symptoms the other ones had.
1st_eggokage: HE'S A DOCTOR, GODDAMMIT, LISTEN TO HIM
teh_slush: HE WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT!
1st_eggokage: LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION.
1st_eggokage: does that make Rin Angie?
teh_slush: Yes.
teh_slush: Yes it does.
1st_eggokage: yay!
teh_slush: Which means he is a jealous bitch.
1st_eggokage: WHERE IS VICTOR NIGUEL WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: HE COULD FIND A CURE FOR THIS SHIT IN NO TIME.
teh_slush: QUICK GUYS, BUY A PACK OF RUBIK'S CUBES.
teh_slush: THEY'LL FIND THE CURE.
1st_eggokage: goddamn puzzle levels
1st_eggokage: those are such a pain.
teh_slush: They are sldkfjlkj
1st_eggokage: I DO LIKE THE DOOR ONE THOUGH.
teh_slush: ...KEN, YOU ARE NOT SNEAKY.
teh_slush: AT ALL.
1st_eggokage: OH GOD HE'S SO TINY.
teh_slush: ...Where are they.
1st_eggokage: ken's all /bruce lee
1st_eggokage: idfk a greenhouse?
teh_slush: A magic glowy room
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY YASHA, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT SCENE AGAIN
1st_eggokage: (insert Imogen Heap here)
1st_eggokage: (again)
1st_eggokage: ...wait, what
teh_slush: ...What
teh_slush: But Ken is
teh_slush: ...Ohhhh shit
1st_eggokage: ...........................
1st_eggokage: okay so the greenhouse was a company building, but
1st_eggokage: oh god and he's not even going to fight back
teh_slush: ...the hell
1st_eggokage: .........dazed and pushed up against things is a good look for you, sei
teh_slush: ...NICE SPRAY TAN, SEI
1st_eggokage: SHUT UP HIS SPRAY TAN IS AWESOME
1st_eggokage: IT'S BETTER THAN TROY'S
teh_slush: NOT AS AWESOME AS HIS LOVE FOR MOCCHAN, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
1st_eggokage: .........
teh_slush: ...I WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT
1st_eggokage: THAT WAS SO DEREK STILES RIGHT THERE
1st_eggokage: ................
1st_eggokage: oh god hi tea ceremony!Rin
1st_eggokage: plz to be sticking around because that is hot
teh_slush: ...Rin please do this more often
1st_eggokage: auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh why is he so gorgeous
1st_eggokage: why
teh_slush: Because he is Rin
1st_eggokage: he's so fucking beautiful
teh_slush: Tea ceremonies are so neat slkdjfl
1st_eggokage: I love how Rin's supposed to be all cool and like, some kind of gang leader, and then.
1st_eggokage: Tea.
1st_eggokage: IT'S LIKE MIMURA AND HIS IKEBANA AKDLFJLSD DYING.
teh_slush: sdlkfjl WHY HAVEN'T I WATCHED YAMATARO 2 YET
1st_eggokage: Meido Nino.
1st_eggokage: I am so weak.
1st_eggokage: okay, what is this fucker doing.
1st_eggokage: alkjflksjdlf NO!
1st_eggokage: YOU CAN'T JUST BURN-
teh_slush: ...Is that the cure or something
teh_slush: I missed it
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE DISEASE
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: SHIT.
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: rin you're hot
teh_slush: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING DIFFICULT
1st_eggokage: i mean what
1st_eggokage: there's like
1st_eggokage: plot and stuff happening
teh_slush: Who the hell cares
1st_eggokage: but uh
1st_eggokage: rin is smiling
teh_slush: Rin's hot.
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT THAT GUY
1st_eggokage: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
teh_slush: NOW HE'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
teh_slush: WHY WOULD YOU PUT SUCH AN IMPORTANT DISK THERE, SEI
teh_slush: Awwww shit, Sei's raising his voice
1st_eggokage: ...to be fair
1st_eggokage: programming the last one took like
1st_eggokage: one night
1st_eggokage: as sei is fucking magic
teh_slush: ...True
teh_slush: Evil burning henchman is just wasting time
1st_eggokage: Rin, you're hot.
1st_eggokage: Who is this guy with the ears.
teh_slush: No idea, who cares, Rin is hot.
1st_eggokage: OF COURSE SHE'S NOT BREATHING, SHE'S DYING.
1st_eggokage: oh shit the jacket's coming off
1st_eggokage: this is serious
1st_eggokage: oh god moichi
1st_eggokage: /wibbles
teh_slush: I love how he's just sitting there waiting
teh_slush: Stroking his cane
teh_slush: /twelve
1st_eggokage: you are AWFUL and this is serious business.
teh_slush: HE'S THINKING ABOUT SEI TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN /twelve twelve twelve
1st_eggokage: ....what
1st_eggokage: ...HOW COULD RIN'S DAD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
1st_eggokage: unless-
1st_eggokage: UNLESS
1st_eggokage: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK HE DOES
1st_eggokage: AND THEN THE SHOW IS GONNA BE LIKE "HAHAHA NO, EVIL TWINS"
1st_eggokage: BRILLIANT.
teh_slush: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS SHOW WANTS ME TO THINK
1st_eggokage: .....HOW IS SHE ALIVE
1st_eggokage: WHAT HTE
1st_eggokage: THE
1st_eggokage: SDKLFSJD
1st_eggokage: YASHA.
teh_slush: MEDICAL MAGIC OKAY
teh_slush: OPERATION SUCCESSFUL
teh_slush: B RANK
teh_slush: BONUS POINTS FOR DOING THE WHOLE CODE OVER AGAIN
1st_eggokage: YEAH BUT THEY KEPT GETTING MISSES. OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN A.
1st_eggokage: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go find your brother
teh_slush: ...What was
teh_slush: Whatever, who cares, Rin's hot.
1st_eggokage: don't just not-
1st_eggokage: ...............WHAT
1st_eggokage: WHAT
1st_eggokage: HE DIDN'T SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: ...ARE YOU ELOPING WITH YOUR BROTHER
1st_eggokage: YES HE IS!!!!
teh_slush: I LOVE THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOWS UP AND IS LIKE "RUN AWAY WITH ME"
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE ALBERT AND MERCEDES ONLY MORE GAY.
1st_eggokage: SKLDFSSDKLFSJ GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR RIN TO TELL HIM THAT IT'S HIS VIRUS
teh_slush: CAN THIS SHOW SKIP TO THE HANDCUFFS AND GAY SEX NOW.
teh_slush: THIS PLOT IS GETTING IN THE WAY.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
1st_eggokage: lol the next ep previews are ridic-
1st_eggokage: skldfjlksdfjslkdjfsdkfjlasdkfjs
1st_eggokage: alksdfjsaldkfjsdjfklsdjflksdjflksdjfalkdfjalkdjfsaklfjsalkdjfs
teh_slush: ...what is this
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: IDK BUT THERE WAS SLICING AND PAIN AND "WILL YOU LEAVE WITH ME IF I CAN PROVE IT"
1st_eggokage: I
1st_eggokage: I JUST
1st_eggokage: YES
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: YASHA.
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE IF B-MOVIES WERE HOT.
teh_slush: Wait that's called porn
1st_eggokage: Why is the name of the show in English.
teh_slush: This whole show is retarded
1st_eggokage: WHY IS THERE SLOW-MO RUNNING IN A LABCOAT.
teh_slush: BECAUSE IT IS YASHA
1st_eggokage: And feathers.
teh_slush: I'm sure it's symbolic.
teh_slush: Or something.
1st_eggokage: Bullshit.
1st_eggokage: They just thought it looked cool.
teh_slush: EDWARDFAAAAAAAACE
1st_eggokage: WAIT
1st_eggokage: IF SEI'S EDWARD
1st_eggokage: AND MOICHI'S BELLA
1st_eggokage: WHO'S RIN.
teh_slush: ...JASPER?
1st_eggokage: (also, gay)
1st_eggokage: WHY JASPER.
teh_slush: BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL THE CULLENS APART.
1st_eggokage: ...MAYBE RIN IS JAMES OR SOMETHING IDK
teh_slush: ...YEAH THAT WORKS
1st_eggokage: IDK, HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND
teh_slush: EXPLOSION NOISE
teh_slush: LSDKFJLKJ
1st_eggokage: SO MEI IS VICTORIA
1st_eggokage: TOKO IS ALICE 'CAUSE I SAID SO
teh_slush: WORKS!
teh_slush: Except Alice is going to die
1st_eggokage: POSSIBLY KEN IS CARLISLE
teh_slush: I AGREE WITH THIS
1st_eggokage: LOL I'M TOTALLY IGNORING THE RECAP
teh_slush: HOT AUTHORITY FIGURES
teh_slush: I don't even know what this show is
1st_eggokage: sakdlfjsd!!!
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT.
1st_eggokage: OH SHIT OH SHIT.
1st_eggokage: oh my god Ken's not going to be able to find him because YOU KNOW WHO FOUND HIM?
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
1st_eggokage: YEAH.
teh_slush: HIS GAY TWIN.
1st_eggokage: THAT'S RIGHT.
teh_slush: WHO IS GAY AND ALSO EVIL.
teh_slush: GOD.
teh_slush: THIS SHOW.
1st_eggokage: THIS SHOW KNOWS ME TOO FUCKING WELL.
1st_eggokage: ---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
teh_slush: ...sdlfkj
teh_slush: lsdkfjlsdkjflkj
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD I
teh_slush: slkdflskvlskdjflkj
1st_eggokage: ARE THEY IN BED
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: WAIT SERIOUSLY NAKED TOUCHING WHAT
teh_slush: THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: ...OH.
1st_eggokage: HI, MEI.
teh_slush: ...Dammit
teh_slush: ...It really says something about Rin when we mistake him for his girlfriend.
1st_eggokage: ...Yeah. Yeah, it really does.
1st_eggokage: pfffff. I love how totally chill Mei is about this.
1st_eggokage: ALSO, HOW NEITHER OF THEM SEEM TO BE ABLE TO TELL SEI IS NOT RIN.
1st_eggokage: BECAUSE HE'S OBV. SEI.
teh_slush: TWIN POWERS.
1st_eggokage: HIS HAIR'S NOT FLUFFY, DAMMIT.
teh_slush: IF THEY ARE TWINS, NOBODY CAN TELL THEM APART AT ALL
teh_slush: TV LAW.
1st_eggokage: WHY ARE YOU SO CHILL ABOUT THIS DUDE, HE'S TRYING TO KILL YOU.
teh_slush: BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS RETARDED
1st_eggokage: ....HEY, WHY WAS MEI ALL SNUGGLY WITH SEI IF SHE KNEW IT WAS-
1st_eggokage: oh lol.
teh_slush: ...Because Mei.
1st_eggokage: Because Mei just wanted a piece of that.
teh_slush: I just.
teh_slush: This show.
teh_slush: What the hell is this show.
teh_slush: Mocchan!
1st_eggokage: he's just like BITCH SERIOUSLY, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD LOOK OUT FOR MY BROTHER, NOT STEAL HIM FROM ME.
teh_slush: Also Ken, you're hot
1st_eggokage: Ken is like goddammit I lost my employer. Way to go, me.
1st_eggokage: Rin, stop being hot. Why is everything he does hot. It's not fair.
1st_eggokage: THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO SEI
1st_eggokage: (insert Imogen Heap here)
teh_slush: THIS SHOW IS HOT.
teh_slush: And at the same time ridiculous
1st_eggokage: IT'S NOT FAIIIIIR.
teh_slush: It's ridiculously hot
1st_eggokage: ...how
1st_eggokage: how are they managing this
teh_slush: TV magic?
teh_slush: They're not touching
1st_eggokage: I-I guess so.
1st_eggokage: I DON'T CARE AS LONG AS RIN IS LOUNGING LIKE THAT
teh_slush: AGREED.
teh_slush: Needs more incestuous sex.
1st_eggokage: GOD THIS SHOW IS SO SUBTLE.
teh_slush: When in doubt, long monologue about mythology!
1st_eggokage: Complete with dramatic lighting.
1st_eggokage: OH BULLSHIT RIN YOU LIAR.
1st_eggokage: but god he's cute when he smiles like that.
1st_eggokage: /melts
teh_slush: FEATHERS
1st_eggokage: WHAT IS THIS SHOT SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: IT'S TOO EARLY ON TO BE AN EYECATCH
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: Toko.
1st_eggokage: Stop touching the bird.
1st_eggokage: Stop touching the goddamn bird.
teh_slush: Congratulations, you are about to be killed off.
teh_slush: Enjoy.
1st_eggokage: It's just going to make you sicker, and then you're going to make your brother sick, and I am going to cry.
1st_eggokage: Lots.
teh_slush: DON'T COUGH ON HIM
teh_slush: Oh so I'm not the only one who can recognize people by their coughs.
1st_eggokage: NOT YOU'RE NOT OKAY.
1st_eggokage: TOKO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.
1st_eggokage: kdjf lol "YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE"
teh_slush: That's because your brother is gay!
1st_eggokage: he's been acting strange because he's in LOVE
teh_slush: He just reunited with his ex-lover, how do you expect him to react.
1st_eggokage: ...oh, ouch.
1st_eggokage: "*push* here, have what's left of your dead mom. :|"
teh_slush: Is this going to become a plot device.
teh_slush: And/or talisman of love and courage
teh_slush: Can't this show just add one more of my fetishes to its plot by brainwashing Sei.
teh_slush: Please.
1st_eggokage: No.
teh_slush: But.
1st_eggokage: You're spoiled.
teh_slush: Fiiine.
1st_eggokage: Don't get greedy.
teh_slush: Just don't kill Mocchan.
teh_slush: And all will be well.
1st_eggokage: They're going to.
1st_eggokage: You know they are.
teh_slush: Dammit.
teh_slush: But.
1st_eggokage: ROCKS FALL
1st_eggokage: ROCKS FUCKING FALL, GIN
teh_slush: BUT :c
1st_eggokage: sdklf Toko's totally going to die this episode.
1st_eggokage: SORRY, CANNOT BRING MYSELF TO CARE BECAUSE TWINS
teh_slush: This show had better end in Sei and Rin having hot incestuous sex while Sei pretends it's Mocchan instead of his evil twin.
1st_eggokage: god he's so sexy with that look in his eyes, auuuugh
1st_eggokage: riiiiiiiiiiiiin
teh_slush: Still can't get over "Amemiya"
1st_eggokage: hee.
1st_eggokage: skljfdls he's worried about you, Rin-chan
1st_eggokage: oh god hearts
teh_slush: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT, RIN
teh_slush: DO YOU THINK HE IS
1st_eggokage: ...
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: .......................
teh_slush: Did you seriously just
teh_slush: Yasha
1st_eggokage: yeah
1st_eggokage: yeah they did
1st_eggokage: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
teh_slush: YASHA I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GAY BLINDIES
teh_slush: AND GAY TWINS
1st_eggokage: TWELVE YEARS OF HAPPINESS WITH MOICHI.
teh_slush: AND GOD JUST.
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: skldfjls TOKO ;o;
teh_slush: DON'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL
teh_slush: THERE ARE PEOPLE THERE
teh_slush: PEOPLE WHO WILL GET SICK AND DIE
1st_eggokage: AUGH OH GOD DO NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
1st_eggokage: PLZ DIE BEFORE YOU CAN.
1st_eggokage: THAT IS EXCEEDINGLY MEAN OF ME BUT IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.
1st_eggokage: oh yep
1st_eggokage: not gonna last long
teh_slush: I'm surprised she's still alive now.
1st_eggokage: mmmmmm lounging!Rin
teh_slush: mmmmm Rin
1st_eggokage: yeah seriously, god
teh_slush: Stupid sexy gay twins.
1st_eggokage: ...slkfjsd you can't leave
1st_eggokage: you can't
1st_eggokage: HIS SISTER'S GOING TO DIE, HE NEEDS YOU
1st_eggokage: SJDFLKSD TOKO IS DYING IN THERE YOU CAN'T JUST
1st_eggokage: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
teh_slush: USE YOUR SUPERHEARING TO HEAR HER COUGH LIKE SOMETHING POSSESSED
teh_slush: ...Who called it.
1st_eggokage: You called it. /highfive
teh_slush: God, this show must be easy if I'm picking up what's going to happen.
1st_eggokage: yeah things tend to be pretty obvious
1st_eggokage: STILL LOVE HIS GAY BRACELET
teh_slush: ...His dead stare still depresses me so much :c
1st_eggokage: me too, oh god-
1st_eggokage: WELL THAT WASN'T SYMBOLIC AT ALL, PIANO
teh_slush: NOT AT ALL.
teh_slush: Oh Yasha.
1st_eggokage: god damn it, do not take her to the hospital!
teh_slush: ...Wait, these are not even close to the symptoms the other ones had.
1st_eggokage: HE'S A DOCTOR, GODDAMMIT, LISTEN TO HIM
teh_slush: HE WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT!
1st_eggokage: LET'S BEGIN THE OPERATION.
1st_eggokage: does that make Rin Angie?
teh_slush: Yes.
teh_slush: Yes it does.
1st_eggokage: yay!
teh_slush: Which means he is a jealous bitch.
1st_eggokage: WHERE IS VICTOR NIGUEL WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: HE COULD FIND A CURE FOR THIS SHIT IN NO TIME.
teh_slush: QUICK GUYS, BUY A PACK OF RUBIK'S CUBES.
teh_slush: THEY'LL FIND THE CURE.
1st_eggokage: goddamn puzzle levels
1st_eggokage: those are such a pain.
teh_slush: They are sldkfjlkj
1st_eggokage: I DO LIKE THE DOOR ONE THOUGH.
teh_slush: ...KEN, YOU ARE NOT SNEAKY.
teh_slush: AT ALL.
1st_eggokage: OH GOD HE'S SO TINY.
teh_slush: ...Where are they.
1st_eggokage: ken's all /bruce lee
1st_eggokage: idfk a greenhouse?
teh_slush: A magic glowy room
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY YASHA, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT SCENE AGAIN
1st_eggokage: (insert Imogen Heap here)
1st_eggokage: (again)
1st_eggokage: ...wait, what
teh_slush: ...What
teh_slush: But Ken is
teh_slush: ...Ohhhh shit
1st_eggokage: ...........................
1st_eggokage: okay so the greenhouse was a company building, but
1st_eggokage: oh god and he's not even going to fight back
teh_slush: ...the hell
1st_eggokage: .........dazed and pushed up against things is a good look for you, sei
teh_slush: ...NICE SPRAY TAN, SEI
1st_eggokage: SHUT UP HIS SPRAY TAN IS AWESOME
1st_eggokage: IT'S BETTER THAN TROY'S
teh_slush: NOT AS AWESOME AS HIS LOVE FOR MOCCHAN, THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
1st_eggokage: .........
teh_slush: ...I WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT
1st_eggokage: THAT WAS SO DEREK STILES RIGHT THERE
1st_eggokage: ................
1st_eggokage: oh god hi tea ceremony!Rin
1st_eggokage: plz to be sticking around because that is hot
teh_slush: ...Rin please do this more often
1st_eggokage: auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh why is he so gorgeous
1st_eggokage: why
teh_slush: Because he is Rin
1st_eggokage: he's so fucking beautiful
teh_slush: Tea ceremonies are so neat slkdjfl
1st_eggokage: I love how Rin's supposed to be all cool and like, some kind of gang leader, and then.
1st_eggokage: Tea.
1st_eggokage: IT'S LIKE MIMURA AND HIS IKEBANA AKDLFJLSD DYING.
teh_slush: sdlkfjl WHY HAVEN'T I WATCHED YAMATARO 2 YET
1st_eggokage: Meido Nino.
1st_eggokage: I am so weak.
1st_eggokage: okay, what is this fucker doing.
1st_eggokage: alkjflksjdlf NO!
1st_eggokage: YOU CAN'T JUST BURN-
teh_slush: ...Is that the cure or something
teh_slush: I missed it
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE DISEASE
teh_slush: WHAT
teh_slush: SHIT.
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: rin you're hot
teh_slush: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING DIFFICULT
1st_eggokage: i mean what
1st_eggokage: there's like
1st_eggokage: plot and stuff happening
teh_slush: Who the hell cares
1st_eggokage: but uh
1st_eggokage: rin is smiling
teh_slush: Rin's hot.
1st_eggokage: GODDAMMIT THAT GUY
1st_eggokage: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
teh_slush: NOW HE'S GOING TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
teh_slush: WHY WOULD YOU PUT SUCH AN IMPORTANT DISK THERE, SEI
teh_slush: Awwww shit, Sei's raising his voice
1st_eggokage: ...to be fair
1st_eggokage: programming the last one took like
1st_eggokage: one night
1st_eggokage: as sei is fucking magic
teh_slush: ...True
teh_slush: Evil burning henchman is just wasting time
1st_eggokage: Rin, you're hot.
1st_eggokage: Who is this guy with the ears.
teh_slush: No idea, who cares, Rin is hot.
1st_eggokage: OF COURSE SHE'S NOT BREATHING, SHE'S DYING.
1st_eggokage: oh shit the jacket's coming off
1st_eggokage: this is serious
1st_eggokage: oh god moichi
1st_eggokage: /wibbles
teh_slush: I love how he's just sitting there waiting
teh_slush: Stroking his cane
teh_slush: /twelve
1st_eggokage: you are AWFUL and this is serious business.
teh_slush: HE'S THINKING ABOUT SEI TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN /twelve twelve twelve
1st_eggokage: ....what
1st_eggokage: ...HOW COULD RIN'S DAD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
1st_eggokage: unless-
1st_eggokage: UNLESS
1st_eggokage: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK HE DOES
1st_eggokage: AND THEN THE SHOW IS GONNA BE LIKE "HAHAHA NO, EVIL TWINS"
1st_eggokage: BRILLIANT.
teh_slush: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS SHOW WANTS ME TO THINK
1st_eggokage: .....HOW IS SHE ALIVE
1st_eggokage: WHAT HTE
1st_eggokage: THE
1st_eggokage: SDKLFSJD
1st_eggokage: YASHA.
teh_slush: MEDICAL MAGIC OKAY
teh_slush: OPERATION SUCCESSFUL
teh_slush: B RANK
teh_slush: BONUS POINTS FOR DOING THE WHOLE CODE OVER AGAIN
1st_eggokage: YEAH BUT THEY KEPT GETTING MISSES. OR IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN A.
1st_eggokage: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go find your brother
teh_slush: ...What was
teh_slush: Whatever, who cares, Rin's hot.
1st_eggokage: don't just not-
1st_eggokage: ...............WHAT
1st_eggokage: WHAT
1st_eggokage: HE DIDN'T SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: ...ARE YOU ELOPING WITH YOUR BROTHER
1st_eggokage: YES HE IS!!!!
teh_slush: I LOVE THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: OH MY GOD HE JUST SHOWS UP AND IS LIKE "RUN AWAY WITH ME"
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE ALBERT AND MERCEDES ONLY MORE GAY.
1st_eggokage: SKLDFSSDKLFSJ GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR RIN TO TELL HIM THAT IT'S HIS VIRUS
teh_slush: CAN THIS SHOW SKIP TO THE HANDCUFFS AND GAY SEX NOW.
teh_slush: THIS PLOT IS GETTING IN THE WAY.
1st_eggokage: YEAH, SERIOUSLY.
1st_eggokage: lol the next ep previews are ridic-
1st_eggokage: skldfjlksdfjslkdjfsdkfjlasdkfjs
1st_eggokage: alksdfjsaldkfjsdjfklsdjflksdjflksdjfalkdfjalkdjfsaklfjsalkdjfs
teh_slush: ...what is this
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: IDK BUT THERE WAS SLICING AND PAIN AND "WILL YOU LEAVE WITH ME IF I CAN PROVE IT"
1st_eggokage: I
1st_eggokage: I JUST
1st_eggokage: YES
teh_slush: YASHA
1st_eggokage: YASHA.
teh_slush: IT'S LIKE IF B-MOVIES WERE HOT.
teh_slush: Wait that's called porn