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[1st_eggokage]

I want someone to write me porn with a guy in a ballgown and someone is hiding under his skirts and sucking him off while he's having to talk to someone else.

I don't care what fandom, I don't care what pairing, I don't care why he's wearing a goddamn ballgown, I don't even care if it's a guy or a girl doing the sucking.

I just. Want it.

So bad.