this game ate my soul
1st_eggokage: omg vossler
youkanfever: omgomgomg *w* is he in your party right now
1st_eggokage: omg what is this "i trust him like i trust myself" shit, why are you so gay
youkanfever: I KNOW OMG.
youkanfever: he is the biggest tsundere for Basch
1st_eggokage: ashe that is a wussy slap, drop and give me 200
1st_eggokage: larsa ilu
1st_eggokage: penelo fffffff you are the cutest little thing
1st_eggokage: vaan you are still dumb
1st_eggokage: balthier, marry me.
youkanfever: omg, all of them are just awesome
youkanfever: Fran just continues to be hot
1st_eggokage: nnnnngh fran
1st_eggokage: and rofl i love when they're like OKAY WE HAVE A SHIP LET'S GTFO and balthier's like "neeeeh it's not worthy of my awesome"
youkanfever: he's all "ew this thing?" *handflap*
1st_eggokage: i love hiiiim.
1st_eggokage: also i like running into the lasers just so i can fight guys
youkanfever: oh lol I did that too
1st_eggokage: but seriously guys
1st_eggokage: lasers
1st_eggokage: what is this, shadow moses
youkanfever: THIS IS TOP-CLASS SECURITY EQUIPMENT OKAY
youkanfever: argh at least they don't shoot you
1st_eggokage: man the politics in this game make no sense
1st_eggokage: first we hate ondore now he's on our side only then he isn't
youkanfever: Ondore is just a sneaky bitch
youkanfever: HE LIES
youkanfever: don't believe him
1st_eggokage: ashe stop being such a whiny twat
youkanfever: I'm Captain Basch fon Rosenberg
1st_eggokage: vaan, you're dumb
1st_eggokage: which is endearing but
youkanfever: but he's Captain Basch :<
1st_eggokage: don't give shiny things to bad guys okay
1st_eggokage: at least he has the sense to find the smart one
1st_eggokage: penelo's gonna whip you into shape
youkanfever: yeah, lol he'd be totally lost without her
1st_eggokage: and maaaan lillay is on me to app gabranth
youkanfever: OMG
youkanfever: Gabranth is like
youkanfever: my own true love
youkanfever: do it
youkanfever: ...and that word was supposed to be 'one''
youkanfever: way to be, Freshy
1st_eggokage: I want a Basch or a Drace though, baaw
youkanfever: oh yeah, that would make everything a bit more...AWESOME
youkanfever: BUT LOL DO VAYNE
1st_eggokage: FUCK NO HE'S BORING
1st_eggokage: I'D TURN HIM INTO A CRACK CHARACTER
1st_eggokage: ...i kind of want to have a crack vayne lying around though
1st_eggokage: for dressing rooms and stuff
1st_eggokage: he has guitar hero tournaments with gabranth and larsa on weekends
youkanfever: oh my god crack!Vayne would be hilarious
youkanfever: a total shotacon who loves his Larsa-tan and is a closet otaku
1st_eggokage: pffff
1st_eggokage: and is more worried about his hair than his country
youkanfever: he has about 10 bottles of shampoo in his bathroom
youkanfever: 15 different herbal scented conditioners
1st_eggokage: curling irons
youkanfever: though his hair still comes out all greasy and gross
1st_eggokage: he totally wears curlers to bed too
youkanfever: TOO MUCH CONDITIONER, VAYNE
1st_eggokage: how else does he get that fabulous 80s look
youkanfever: he has crimping irons, duh
youkanfever: huge, industrial-sized ones
1st_eggokage: totally.
youkanfever: he probably has one of those life-size pillows with larsa printed onto it
1st_eggokage: kaldjsflsdkjf
1st_eggokage: yesssss
1st_eggokage: yes he does
youkanfever: such a creeper lol
1st_eggokage: and is like AKLJDFLSKD GABRANTH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM OKAY
youkanfever: YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING THIS
1st_eggokage: and gabranth and drace are like ........e_e
youkanfever: Gabranth is all "....I want a new job"
1st_eggokage: you need to draw this
1st_eggokage: vayne and his larsa-pillow and his curlers
youkanfever: oh my god lol DRAWING VAYNE WILL BE A CHALLENGE.
1st_eggokage: this is like
1st_eggokage: the ffxii version of growing up cullen
1st_eggokage: god now i wonder what basch's childhood was like
1st_eggokage: i'm just imagining tinybasch and tinynoah and tinyvossler
youkanfever: o-omg that is so adorable
1st_eggokage: and vossler's like NO FAIR YOU'RE TWINS YOU GET TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME, I WANT TO SPAR WITH BASCH
youkanfever: ...though everything I think about ends up in tragedy
youkanfever: OTL
1st_eggokage: noah's all NUH-UH HE ALREADY PROMISED ME
1st_eggokage: basch is like uh guys why don't we all play together
1st_eggokage: tinyvayne has to be involved somehow too
1st_eggokage: tinyvossler will shove him in the mud and he'll throw a fit because his hair is ruined
youkanfever: tinyvayne is prone to throwing hissyfits
youkanfever: and being all "DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS >:c"
1st_eggokage: vossler is like YEAH CRY MOAR ARDORKIAN
1st_eggokage: rofl he's like tiny liquid in les enfants terribles
youkanfever: omg he totally is
1st_eggokage: this needs to be an au comic now
youkanfever: someone totally needs to draw this.
1st_eggokage: my kingdom for art skiiiiiils
1st_eggokage: baaw
1st_eggokage: ...lol
1st_eggokage: vayne would be like THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER, NONE OF YOU GET TO HOLD HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID
1st_eggokage: AND HE LOVES ME MORE, SO THERE.
1st_eggokage: noah is like yeah whatever vayne *grabs bblarsa*
1st_eggokage: larsa: :D! *reaches out to touch noah's face*
1st_eggokage: vayne: ...DDDD: LARSAAAAA
youkanfever: o-oh my god so fucking cute
1st_eggokage: tinybasch has the same horrible dress sense as regular basch
1st_eggokage: "hey guys, do i look cool? :D"
1st_eggokage: noah: ...no you look retarded. why are you wearing mom's potholder.
1st_eggokage: vossler: *snrk*
1st_eggokage: oh and then the good doctor will of course have to visit to discuss
1st_eggokage: uh
1st_eggokage: politic
1st_eggokage: stuff
1st_eggokage: and brings his son along
youkanfever: omg tinyBalthier.
youkanfever: that.
youkanfever: that is adorable.
1st_eggokage: vossler and noah hate him on sight
youkanfever: and he's from such a well-to-do family, so he's just all ~shy~ in the beginning
1st_eggokage: akdlfjsdl yes!
youkanfever: but when Vossler starts calling him names
youkanfever: "stupid goody-goody rich boy"
youkanfever: he gets snarky
1st_eggokage: balthier: you're jealous because you'll always be a side character and i'm the leading man. :D
1st_eggokage: vossler: ....e_e
youkanfever: vossler is all GRRRRR I'LL SHOW YOU
1st_eggokage: oh and ondore babysits occasionally
1st_eggokage: vossler and noah raise hell and make fun of his accent
1st_eggokage: basch comes up with the really creative pranks
1st_eggokage: and knows where the superglue is
1st_eggokage: and now you know why ondore was so pleased to say DEAD BASCH IS DEAD.
youkanfever: REVENGE IS SWEET
youkanfever: lol Ondore you terrible adult you
1st_eggokage: oh and vossler won't let vayne and balthier into their secret club
1st_eggokage: basch thinks balthier is okay
1st_eggokage: nobody likes vayne
youkanfever: vayne is just that annoying kid that hangs around even though no one wants him to be there lol
1st_eggokage: oh, totally
youkanfever: and he also just whines and bosses people around even though no one pays attention to him
1st_eggokage: the one you have to put up with because his parents and your parents have business to discuss sweetie why don't you go play outside
1st_eggokage: vayne: PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M NOBILITY GRRR
1st_eggokage: everyone: yeah whatever vayne
1st_eggokage: oh and sometimes that one kid with the funny accent and the sunglasses shows up
1st_eggokage: and flirts with everyone
1st_eggokage: and balthier hates him
youkanfever: oh lol Alcid is the older kid
youkanfever: who wants to show everyone ~the ropes~
youkanfever: ...and just ends up flirting with them
1st_eggokage: exactly.
1st_eggokage: balthier is like *HISS* because he steals the spotlight
youkanfever: "go away this is my turf, I'm the leading man >:c"
1st_eggokage: vossler: NO YOU'RE NOT
1st_eggokage: balthier: *ignores and keeps glaring at al-cid*
youkanfever: Al-cid's just all *smuuuuuuuug*
1st_eggokage: balthier: YEAH WELL YOU HAVE STUPID HAIR. >:o
1st_eggokage: oh and then
1st_eggokage: there's the time when something super-serious is going down and the viera emissaries show up
1st_eggokage: with a tiny viera in tow for no real reason
youkanfever: ....oh man
1st_eggokage: tinybalthier: ...hi.
youkanfever: o-oh my god the mental image of tiny!fran is just
1st_eggokage: tinyfran: *blinks*
youkanfever: aignosgnaogbaoa ALL KINDS OF CUTE
1st_eggokage: balthier: um... i know where the kitchens are.
1st_eggokage: fran: *ear twitches slightly*
1st_eggokage: balthier: you wanna go steal some cookies?
1st_eggokage: fran: ...*nodnod*
1st_eggokage: AND THAT WAS THE START OF THEIR ADVENTURES.
youkanfever: THE START OF THEIR AWESOME MISADVENTURES AND HOTNESS
1st_eggokage: within a few hours the entire castle is devoid of cookies and balthier is selling them to the rest of the kids
youkanfever: Fran decides that she likes this hume
1st_eggokage: http://www.windy-days.net/larsa/10reasons.php
1st_eggokage: ffffffff
youkanfever: THE SCRABBLE OPPONENT THING KILLS ME.
1st_eggokage: I KNOW.
1st_eggokage: the tinies need to play scrabble
1st_eggokage: "THAT ISN'T A WORD VOSSLER TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD"
1st_eggokage: "AW SHUT UP VAYNE IT TOTALLY IS"
youkanfever: "YOU CAN'T USE YOUR OWN NAME THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE TERM OKAY"
1st_eggokage: "YOU ARE SO LYING, WHERE'S THE RULES"
youkanfever: *HIDING RULEBOOK*
1st_eggokage: fran always wins
youkanfever: omgomgomg *w* is he in your party right now
1st_eggokage: omg what is this "i trust him like i trust myself" shit, why are you so gay
youkanfever: I KNOW OMG.
youkanfever: he is the biggest tsundere for Basch
1st_eggokage: ashe that is a wussy slap, drop and give me 200
1st_eggokage: larsa ilu
1st_eggokage: penelo fffffff you are the cutest little thing
1st_eggokage: vaan you are still dumb
1st_eggokage: balthier, marry me.
youkanfever: omg, all of them are just awesome
youkanfever: Fran just continues to be hot
1st_eggokage: nnnnngh fran
1st_eggokage: and rofl i love when they're like OKAY WE HAVE A SHIP LET'S GTFO and balthier's like "neeeeh it's not worthy of my awesome"
youkanfever: he's all "ew this thing?" *handflap*
1st_eggokage: i love hiiiim.
1st_eggokage: also i like running into the lasers just so i can fight guys
youkanfever: oh lol I did that too
1st_eggokage: but seriously guys
1st_eggokage: lasers
1st_eggokage: what is this, shadow moses
youkanfever: THIS IS TOP-CLASS SECURITY EQUIPMENT OKAY
youkanfever: argh at least they don't shoot you
1st_eggokage: man the politics in this game make no sense
1st_eggokage: first we hate ondore now he's on our side only then he isn't
youkanfever: Ondore is just a sneaky bitch
youkanfever: HE LIES
youkanfever: don't believe him
1st_eggokage: ashe stop being such a whiny twat
youkanfever: I'm Captain Basch fon Rosenberg
1st_eggokage: vaan, you're dumb
1st_eggokage: which is endearing but
youkanfever: but he's Captain Basch :<
1st_eggokage: don't give shiny things to bad guys okay
1st_eggokage: at least he has the sense to find the smart one
1st_eggokage: penelo's gonna whip you into shape
youkanfever: yeah, lol he'd be totally lost without her
1st_eggokage: and maaaan lillay is on me to app gabranth
youkanfever: OMG
youkanfever: Gabranth is like
youkanfever: my own true love
youkanfever: do it
youkanfever: ...and that word was supposed to be 'one''
youkanfever: way to be, Freshy
1st_eggokage: I want a Basch or a Drace though, baaw
youkanfever: oh yeah, that would make everything a bit more...AWESOME
youkanfever: BUT LOL DO VAYNE
1st_eggokage: FUCK NO HE'S BORING
1st_eggokage: I'D TURN HIM INTO A CRACK CHARACTER
1st_eggokage: ...i kind of want to have a crack vayne lying around though
1st_eggokage: for dressing rooms and stuff
1st_eggokage: he has guitar hero tournaments with gabranth and larsa on weekends
youkanfever: oh my god crack!Vayne would be hilarious
youkanfever: a total shotacon who loves his Larsa-tan and is a closet otaku
1st_eggokage: pffff
1st_eggokage: and is more worried about his hair than his country
youkanfever: he has about 10 bottles of shampoo in his bathroom
youkanfever: 15 different herbal scented conditioners
1st_eggokage: curling irons
youkanfever: though his hair still comes out all greasy and gross
1st_eggokage: he totally wears curlers to bed too
youkanfever: TOO MUCH CONDITIONER, VAYNE
1st_eggokage: how else does he get that fabulous 80s look
youkanfever: he has crimping irons, duh
youkanfever: huge, industrial-sized ones
1st_eggokage: totally.
youkanfever: he probably has one of those life-size pillows with larsa printed onto it
1st_eggokage: kaldjsflsdkjf
1st_eggokage: yesssss
1st_eggokage: yes he does
youkanfever: such a creeper lol
1st_eggokage: and is like AKLJDFLSKD GABRANTH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM OKAY
youkanfever: YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING THIS
1st_eggokage: and gabranth and drace are like ........e_e
youkanfever: Gabranth is all "....I want a new job"
1st_eggokage: you need to draw this
1st_eggokage: vayne and his larsa-pillow and his curlers
youkanfever: oh my god lol DRAWING VAYNE WILL BE A CHALLENGE.
1st_eggokage: this is like
1st_eggokage: the ffxii version of growing up cullen
1st_eggokage: god now i wonder what basch's childhood was like
1st_eggokage: i'm just imagining tinybasch and tinynoah and tinyvossler
youkanfever: o-omg that is so adorable
1st_eggokage: and vossler's like NO FAIR YOU'RE TWINS YOU GET TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME, I WANT TO SPAR WITH BASCH
youkanfever: ...though everything I think about ends up in tragedy
youkanfever: OTL
1st_eggokage: noah's all NUH-UH HE ALREADY PROMISED ME
1st_eggokage: basch is like uh guys why don't we all play together
1st_eggokage: tinyvayne has to be involved somehow too
1st_eggokage: tinyvossler will shove him in the mud and he'll throw a fit because his hair is ruined
youkanfever: tinyvayne is prone to throwing hissyfits
youkanfever: and being all "DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS >:c"
1st_eggokage: vossler is like YEAH CRY MOAR ARDORKIAN
1st_eggokage: rofl he's like tiny liquid in les enfants terribles
youkanfever: omg he totally is
1st_eggokage: this needs to be an au comic now
youkanfever: someone totally needs to draw this.
1st_eggokage: my kingdom for art skiiiiiils
1st_eggokage: baaw
1st_eggokage: ...lol
1st_eggokage: vayne would be like THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER, NONE OF YOU GET TO HOLD HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID
1st_eggokage: AND HE LOVES ME MORE, SO THERE.
1st_eggokage: noah is like yeah whatever vayne *grabs bblarsa*
1st_eggokage: larsa: :D! *reaches out to touch noah's face*
1st_eggokage: vayne: ...DDDD: LARSAAAAA
youkanfever: o-oh my god so fucking cute
1st_eggokage: tinybasch has the same horrible dress sense as regular basch
1st_eggokage: "hey guys, do i look cool? :D"
1st_eggokage: noah: ...no you look retarded. why are you wearing mom's potholder.
1st_eggokage: vossler: *snrk*
1st_eggokage: oh and then the good doctor will of course have to visit to discuss
1st_eggokage: uh
1st_eggokage: politic
1st_eggokage: stuff
1st_eggokage: and brings his son along
youkanfever: omg tinyBalthier.
youkanfever: that.
youkanfever: that is adorable.
1st_eggokage: vossler and noah hate him on sight
youkanfever: and he's from such a well-to-do family, so he's just all ~shy~ in the beginning
1st_eggokage: akdlfjsdl yes!
youkanfever: but when Vossler starts calling him names
youkanfever: "stupid goody-goody rich boy"
youkanfever: he gets snarky
1st_eggokage: balthier: you're jealous because you'll always be a side character and i'm the leading man. :D
1st_eggokage: vossler: ....e_e
youkanfever: vossler is all GRRRRR I'LL SHOW YOU
1st_eggokage: oh and ondore babysits occasionally
1st_eggokage: vossler and noah raise hell and make fun of his accent
1st_eggokage: basch comes up with the really creative pranks
1st_eggokage: and knows where the superglue is
1st_eggokage: and now you know why ondore was so pleased to say DEAD BASCH IS DEAD.
youkanfever: REVENGE IS SWEET
youkanfever: lol Ondore you terrible adult you
1st_eggokage: oh and vossler won't let vayne and balthier into their secret club
1st_eggokage: basch thinks balthier is okay
1st_eggokage: nobody likes vayne
youkanfever: vayne is just that annoying kid that hangs around even though no one wants him to be there lol
1st_eggokage: oh, totally
youkanfever: and he also just whines and bosses people around even though no one pays attention to him
1st_eggokage: the one you have to put up with because his parents and your parents have business to discuss sweetie why don't you go play outside
1st_eggokage: vayne: PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M NOBILITY GRRR
1st_eggokage: everyone: yeah whatever vayne
1st_eggokage: oh and sometimes that one kid with the funny accent and the sunglasses shows up
1st_eggokage: and flirts with everyone
1st_eggokage: and balthier hates him
youkanfever: oh lol Alcid is the older kid
youkanfever: who wants to show everyone ~the ropes~
youkanfever: ...and just ends up flirting with them
1st_eggokage: exactly.
1st_eggokage: balthier is like *HISS* because he steals the spotlight
youkanfever: "go away this is my turf, I'm the leading man >:c"
1st_eggokage: vossler: NO YOU'RE NOT
1st_eggokage: balthier: *ignores and keeps glaring at al-cid*
youkanfever: Al-cid's just all *smuuuuuuuug*
1st_eggokage: balthier: YEAH WELL YOU HAVE STUPID HAIR. >:o
1st_eggokage: oh and then
1st_eggokage: there's the time when something super-serious is going down and the viera emissaries show up
1st_eggokage: with a tiny viera in tow for no real reason
youkanfever: ....oh man
1st_eggokage: tinybalthier: ...hi.
youkanfever: o-oh my god the mental image of tiny!fran is just
1st_eggokage: tinyfran: *blinks*
youkanfever: aignosgnaogbaoa ALL KINDS OF CUTE
1st_eggokage: balthier: um... i know where the kitchens are.
1st_eggokage: fran: *ear twitches slightly*
1st_eggokage: balthier: you wanna go steal some cookies?
1st_eggokage: fran: ...*nodnod*
1st_eggokage: AND THAT WAS THE START OF THEIR ADVENTURES.
youkanfever: THE START OF THEIR AWESOME MISADVENTURES AND HOTNESS
1st_eggokage: within a few hours the entire castle is devoid of cookies and balthier is selling them to the rest of the kids
youkanfever: Fran decides that she likes this hume
1st_eggokage: http://www.windy-days.net/larsa/10reasons.php
1st_eggokage: ffffffff
youkanfever: THE SCRABBLE OPPONENT THING KILLS ME.
1st_eggokage: I KNOW.
1st_eggokage: the tinies need to play scrabble
1st_eggokage: "THAT ISN'T A WORD VOSSLER TAKE IT OFF THE BOARD"
1st_eggokage: "AW SHUT UP VAYNE IT TOTALLY IS"
youkanfever: "YOU CAN'T USE YOUR OWN NAME THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE TERM OKAY"
1st_eggokage: "YOU ARE SO LYING, WHERE'S THE RULES"
youkanfever: *HIDING RULEBOOK*
1st_eggokage: fran always wins