Mine isn't as funny as Ryuu and Ryune's.
Pick 10 people you roleplay. Don't look at the questions before you've made your list.
1. Melone [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]
2. Uzuki Yashiro [The World Ends With You]
3. Chad Danforth [High School Musical]
4. Waspinator [Transformers: Beast Wars]
5. Kid Blink [Newsies]
6. Shilo Wallace [Repo! The Genetic Opera]
7. Futaba Aasu [Puni Puni Poemi]
8. Ashley J. Williams [Evil Dead]
9. Xigbar [Kingdom Hearts]
10. Abraham Delacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley [The Aristocats]
Four [Waspinator] invites Three [Chad] and Eight [Ash] to dinner at their house. What happens?
...looool. First of all, they would be having cookies for dinner. Second, Chad would be extremely confused. Third, Ash would figure Waspinator was some kind of Candarian demon and try to chainsaw him. :\
Nine [Xigbar] tries to get Five [Kid Blink] to go to a strip club. How?
...oh god I'm just imagining them bonding over their mutual eyepatch-ness and it's the best thing ever. UHHH IDK he tells Blink that Mush works there I mean what.
You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One [Melone] or Six [Shilo]?
IT DEPENDS. 'Cause Melone would be awesome to hang out with. But Shilo's adorable. And if it was post-movie headcanon? It would be in GR's sexy apartment of sexy. So I'll go with Shilo.
Two [Uzuki] and Seven [Futaba] are making out, Ten [O'Malley] walks in. What is their reaction?
...LOL OH GOD WHAT. Uh... probably nothing? Unless cats like lesbian porn in which case. You know what, I don't even know. I'm just going to entertain the idea of Uzuki making out with a ten-year-old girl. It's hilarious.
Three [Chad] falls in love with Six [Shilo], Eight [Ash] is jealous. What happens?
WAIT THAT'S LIKE, BOTH MY MUSES THAT LIKE RYAN, WTF. Sense: this meme doesn't make it. And Ash has no time for love, Dr. Jones. He is busy killing zombies and pining over Linda and making out with medieval wimmens.
Four [Waspinator] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten [O'Malley], Two [Uzuki] or Seven [Futaba]?
...I'm having a hard time imagining Waspy jumping anyone in a dark alley. THE ANSWER IS O'MALLEY ANYWAY because he is an ~alley cat~. See what I did there. Yeah.
One [Melone] decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
It's been canceled due to poisoning and/or giving aphrodisiacs to all the guests. Or impregnating them with demon beasties.
Three [Chad] has to marry either Eight [Ash], Four [Waspinator] or Nine [Xigbar]. Who do they choose?
Chadmuse objects to the lack of Ryan in this question. Uhhhhhhhhh Xigbar. 'Cause he's hot and not crazy or a robot.
Seven [Futaba] kidnaps Two [Uzuki] and demands something from Five [Blink] for Two's [Uzuki's] release. What is it?
What does Blink even have to do with this. Futaba demands Poemi-chan. Blink has no idea what she's talking about and goes off to sell papes. :|
Everyone gangs up on Three [Chad], does Three [Chad] have a chance in hell?
Hahahahaha. No. But only like two of my muses are even dangerous? Maybe Chad can just. Run away. He canonically does track and field. :\
Everyone is invited to Two [Uzuki] and Ten's [O'Malley] wedding, except for Eight [Ash]. How do they react?
Would he even give a fuck. The answer is why is Duchess is letting this happen and why Uzuki is marrying a cat and not Axel.
Why is Six [Shilo] afraid of Seven [Futaba]?
There is nothing scary about Futaba. Unless...idk you're scared of cute things? Or lesbians? Maybe Shilo thinks she's a crazy and just wants to get the hell out of wherever they are. I don't even know.
One [Melone] arrives late for Two [Uzuki] and Ten's [O'Malley] wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Why is Melone ever late. He was having sex with Ghi-chan, duh. Also, he probably wasn't even invited.
Five [Blink] and Nine [Xigbar] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
....hnnnnnngh oh god eyepatch threesome please it would be awesome.
Nine [Xigbar] murders Two's [Uzuki] best friend [Kariya]. What does Two [Uzuki] do to get back at them?
Angsts a lot. Then goes and like, trains really hard so she isn't quite so made of suck. And then challenges Xigbar to a gentleman's duel at ten paces and kills him with flower petals. Fuck yeah.
Six [Shilo] and One [Melone] are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six [Shilo] save herself, or One [Melone]?
This is Shilo's thought process: "...Okay, this guy is creepy and reminds me of the Largo with the faces. I'm getting the hell out of here now." She's not sticking her neck out for someone as freaky as Melly. XD
Two [Uzuki] and Three [Chad] go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Lol. Uzuki has a gun, Chad is a MASTER ATHLETE. They go and catch fish with their bare hands or something. NO WAIT UZUKI JUST TELEPORTS TO THE NEAREST 7-11. Logic.
Five [Blink] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine [Xigbar] do?
Uh... is this after they've bonded over eyepatches and strip clubs? IDK. Turn him into a Nobody? Blink is pretty fucking determined to live, methinks.
In other news, my wisdoms are getting yanked on Friday, yay. ~~o~~
1. Melone [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]
2. Uzuki Yashiro [The World Ends With You]
3. Chad Danforth [High School Musical]
4. Waspinator [Transformers: Beast Wars]
5. Kid Blink [Newsies]
6. Shilo Wallace [Repo! The Genetic Opera]
7. Futaba Aasu [Puni Puni Poemi]
8. Ashley J. Williams [Evil Dead]
9. Xigbar [Kingdom Hearts]
10. Abraham Delacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley [The Aristocats]
Four [Waspinator] invites Three [Chad] and Eight [Ash] to dinner at their house. What happens?
...looool. First of all, they would be having cookies for dinner. Second, Chad would be extremely confused. Third, Ash would figure Waspinator was some kind of Candarian demon and try to chainsaw him. :\
Nine [Xigbar] tries to get Five [Kid Blink] to go to a strip club. How?
...oh god I'm just imagining them bonding over their mutual eyepatch-ness and it's the best thing ever. UHHH IDK he tells Blink that Mush works there I mean what.
You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One [Melone] or Six [Shilo]?
IT DEPENDS. 'Cause Melone would be awesome to hang out with. But Shilo's adorable. And if it was post-movie headcanon? It would be in GR's sexy apartment of sexy. So I'll go with Shilo.
Two [Uzuki] and Seven [Futaba] are making out, Ten [O'Malley] walks in. What is their reaction?
...LOL OH GOD WHAT. Uh... probably nothing? Unless cats like lesbian porn in which case. You know what, I don't even know. I'm just going to entertain the idea of Uzuki making out with a ten-year-old girl. It's hilarious.
Three [Chad] falls in love with Six [Shilo], Eight [Ash] is jealous. What happens?
WAIT THAT'S LIKE, BOTH MY MUSES THAT LIKE RYAN, WTF. Sense: this meme doesn't make it. And Ash has no time for love, Dr. Jones. He is busy killing zombies and pining over Linda and making out with medieval wimmens.
Four [Waspinator] jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten [O'Malley], Two [Uzuki] or Seven [Futaba]?
...I'm having a hard time imagining Waspy jumping anyone in a dark alley. THE ANSWER IS O'MALLEY ANYWAY because he is an ~alley cat~. See what I did there. Yeah.
One [Melone] decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
It's been canceled due to poisoning and/or giving aphrodisiacs to all the guests. Or impregnating them with demon beasties.
Three [Chad] has to marry either Eight [Ash], Four [Waspinator] or Nine [Xigbar]. Who do they choose?
Chadmuse objects to the lack of Ryan in this question. Uhhhhhhhhh Xigbar. 'Cause he's hot and not crazy or a robot.
Seven [Futaba] kidnaps Two [Uzuki] and demands something from Five [Blink] for Two's [Uzuki's] release. What is it?
What does Blink even have to do with this. Futaba demands Poemi-chan. Blink has no idea what she's talking about and goes off to sell papes. :|
Everyone gangs up on Three [Chad], does Three [Chad] have a chance in hell?
Hahahahaha. No. But only like two of my muses are even dangerous? Maybe Chad can just. Run away. He canonically does track and field. :\
Everyone is invited to Two [Uzuki] and Ten's [O'Malley] wedding, except for Eight [Ash]. How do they react?
Would he even give a fuck. The answer is why is Duchess is letting this happen and why Uzuki is marrying a cat and not Axel.
Why is Six [Shilo] afraid of Seven [Futaba]?
There is nothing scary about Futaba. Unless...idk you're scared of cute things? Or lesbians? Maybe Shilo thinks she's a crazy and just wants to get the hell out of wherever they are. I don't even know.
One [Melone] arrives late for Two [Uzuki] and Ten's [O'Malley] wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Why is Melone ever late. He was having sex with Ghi-chan, duh. Also, he probably wasn't even invited.
Five [Blink] and Nine [Xigbar] get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
....hnnnnnngh oh god eyepatch threesome please it would be awesome.
Nine [Xigbar] murders Two's [Uzuki] best friend [Kariya]. What does Two [Uzuki] do to get back at them?
Angsts a lot. Then goes and like, trains really hard so she isn't quite so made of suck. And then challenges Xigbar to a gentleman's duel at ten paces and kills him with flower petals. Fuck yeah.
Six [Shilo] and One [Melone] are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six [Shilo] save herself, or One [Melone]?
This is Shilo's thought process: "...Okay, this guy is creepy and reminds me of the Largo with the faces. I'm getting the hell out of here now." She's not sticking her neck out for someone as freaky as Melly. XD
Two [Uzuki] and Three [Chad] go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Lol. Uzuki has a gun, Chad is a MASTER ATHLETE. They go and catch fish with their bare hands or something. NO WAIT UZUKI JUST TELEPORTS TO THE NEAREST 7-11. Logic.
Five [Blink] is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine [Xigbar] do?
Uh... is this after they've bonded over eyepatches and strip clubs? IDK. Turn him into a Nobody? Blink is pretty fucking determined to live, methinks.
In other news, my wisdoms are getting yanked on Friday, yay. ~~o~~