On the twelfth day of Christmas,
1st_eggokage sent to me...
Twelve kylandras drumming
Eleven sundials piping
Ten medical eyepatches a-leaping
Nine shotabrats dancing
Eight heroes a-milking
Seven lesbians a-swimming
Six newsies a-laying
Five go-o-o-ood omens
Four popsicle blowjobs
Three kingdom hearts
Two newsie orgies
...and a kaiji in a chad faking heterosexuality.
...XD