WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS CUT IF EXTREME AMOUNTS OF EPIC ARE DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH.
See, I should have learned by now that talking to
cup_ramen_chaos is the equivalent of shaking up a can of carbonated Epic and opening it.
Because shit like this happens.
cup_ramen_chaos: I watched Humuhumu
1st_eggokage: FFFFF THAT SONG
cup_ramen_chaos: and Troy has this absolutely lolworthy look of "... what the FUCK is going on"
1st_eggokage: and fffffff at the end
cup_ramen_chaos: and when Ryan is all " *HUFF. TAKES CROWN*"
1st_eggokage: YES
cup_ramen_chaos: he's just kinda like "... dude okay you can HAVE it *flee*"
1st_eggokage: RUN AWAY, TROY
1st_eggokage: RUN AWAY AND NEVER RETURN
1st_eggokage: ...troy would be an adorable lion cub
1st_eggokage: i mean what
1st_eggokage: my brain is a strange place
cup_ramen_chaos: *drops COM art and MAKES THIS*
cup_ramen_chaos: you don't mention things like this around me for exactly that reason
1st_eggokage: AND LIKE HOW SORA HAS THE KEYBLADE IN HIS TAIL
1st_eggokage: TROY WOULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL
cup_ramen_chaos: yes he would
1st_eggokage: WITH HIS TAIL
1st_eggokage: so cute kafjdsl
cup_ramen_chaos: ... there is chadlion and ryanlion happening too
1st_eggokage: YES
cup_ramen_chaos: actually Ryan is some kind of bird
cup_ramen_chaos: with a hat
1st_eggokage: chadlion's mane would be so flufffffffly
cup_ramen_chaos: FLUFFYMANE
1st_eggokage: fffffff yes RYANBIRDY WITH A HAT
1st_eggokage: XDDDD
cup_ramen_chaos: sitting on chadlion's ass
1st_eggokage: and chadlion is like -_-
cup_ramen_chaos: *pulls up the TLK references*
1st_eggokage: i'm just imagining sharbirdy and ryanbirdy
1st_eggokage: and shar would be even more shrieky and annoying and flap at people in irritation
this epic is copyright ryuneface 'cause she is awesome
SEE. And then Reili showed up so I had to spread the epic her way.
kisforkurama: Actually, Ryan is probably a parrot.
1st_eggokage: COLORFUL YAY
kisforkurama: A really gay looking light red parrot.
1st_eggokage: XDDDD
kisforkurama: And Shar is like.
1st_eggokage: IT'S NOT PINK IT'S LIGHTISH RED. :|
kisforkurama: Amazingly purple.
1st_eggokage: Yes.
1st_eggokage: Fabulously purple.
kisforkurama: She forced her feathers into being purple.
1st_eggokage: but sdfj TROYLION
1st_eggokage: I WANT TO HUG HIM.
kisforkurama: Because otherwise she wouldn't match Ryan.
1st_eggokage: HE IS SO CONFUSED AND ZEF-LY.
kisforkurama: But Gabby's not a lion.
kisforkurama: Gabby's, like.
kisforkurama: A super-cute fox.
kisforkurama: Or something.
1st_eggokage: There are no foxes in the Pride Lands.
1st_eggokage: :|
kisforkurama: But everything else is ugly.
1st_eggokage: Nuh-uh.
1st_eggokage: meerkat!Gabi.
kisforkurama: With huge, lion!Troy?
kisforkurama: D:
1st_eggokage: ...WHATEVER.
kisforkurama: Also: Shar is an Arctic Fox.
In the fucking graslands.
1st_eggokage: ...ffffff. XD
1st_eggokage: IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, THAT'S THE SCARY PART
kisforkurama: And Ryan would be the slighty more sensible fennec.
1st_eggokage: But still adorable.
kisforkurama: Obviously.
1st_eggokage: Fennecs are cute as all hell.
kisforkurama: They also have bigs ears.
1st_eggokage: Can Jason be a hyena?
1st_eggokage: 'Cause I hate him?
kisforkurama: So he can keep the hat on YES.
kisforkurama: JASON IS A FUCKING HYENA.
1st_eggokage: Logic.
kisforkurama: THE STUPID ONE.
1st_eggokage: Zeke is also a lion.
kisforkurama: Yup.
1st_eggokage: And...hm.
1st_eggokage: What about Taylor and Kelsi.
kisforkurama: He makes mud pies for Shar. 8D
kisforkurama: Taylor is an elephant.
kisforkurama: For the sensibility.
1st_eggokage: YES.
kisforkurama: And Kelsi is a Zazu.
1st_eggokage: and ffffff mudpies <33333
1st_eggokage: A hornbill, you mean? XD
kisforkurama: What are Zazu birds called.
kisforkurama: YES THAT.
kisforkurama: "THIS IS A DUMB IDEA SHAR."
kisforkurama: "LISTEN PLZ."
kisforkurama: "Excuse me?"
kisforkurama: "Did you just say something?"
kisforkurama: "Sounds great!"
1st_eggokage: lion!Zeke: SHARPAY I MADE THIS FOR YOU :DDDDD
kisforkurama: fox!Shar: Ew. What is that.
1st_eggokage: lion!Zeke: um. A mud pie? :<
kisforkurama: fox!Shar: It looks disgusting. Get it away from me.
1st_eggokage: lion!Zeke: -sadface-
1st_eggokage: lion!Chad: Just let it go, dude.
1st_eggokage: Also: Ryune says ROCKETMAN IS A MONKEY :D
kisforkurama: fjebtlwkejhyejy
kisforkurama: YES.
kisforkurama: AND TIARA IS A DAMN PEACOCK.
kisforkurama: THERE WE GO.
1st_eggokage: PERFECT.
kisforkurama: Martha can be a gazelle.
And then I was murdered.
cup_ramen_chaos: Great, eggo. I hope you're happy knowing that you've just made me think of emo liontroy dancing on that damn golf course
1st_eggokage: pfffffffffffff
1st_eggokage: I CAN'T BREATHE
1st_eggokage: XDDDDDDDDDD
cup_ramen_chaos: and doing a very sassy lionwalk "I'm not gonna stop THATS who I am"
1st_eggokage: ryune you have killed me
cup_ramen_chaos: I try
1st_eggokage: my obituary is going to say
1st_eggokage: cause of death:
1st_eggokage: death by ryune
cup_ramen_chaos: it's a very honorable way to die
1st_eggokage: Dude, can't you just see him looking at his reflection all simbastyle
1st_eggokage: and then splashing it
1st_eggokage: ...HUMUHUMU.
1st_eggokage: liontroy sitting in the chair with a lei on
1st_eggokage: with that "oh god what" face
1st_eggokage: while foxyshar makes a fool of herself
kisforkurama: Yesssssssss.
1st_eggokage: ...FFFFFFFF
1st_eggokage: THE REALLY STUPID BIT IN HSM3 GETS EVEN STUPIDER IF YOU IMAGINE FOXGABBY AND LIONTROY.
kisforkurama: b,mldfnh;lketuj
1st_eggokage: "Trooooooooooooooooooy~!"
1st_eggokage: "BUT NOW I CAN HARDLY BREATHE"
kisforkurama: vwegl;tjwleriyjuio;
kgjsf;hyiouerit
1st_eggokage: "Oh, you can do it, just know that I believe~"
kisforkurama: -can't breathe-
1st_eggokage: and peacockTiara and foxyShar trying to outdo each other during the show
kisforkurama: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
1st_eggokage: AND TROY AND CHAD LEAPING AROUND THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD
1st_eggokage: ATTACKING RIBCAGE MONSTERS
1st_eggokage: WITH STICKS
cup_ramen_chaos: HELD IN THEIR TAILS
cup_ramen_chaos: it's official
cup_ramen_chaos: HSM is way better with lions
This is the most retardedly teal deer thing I have ever posted yay.