[Email addressed to Klank] [enclosed attachment]

[1st_aid_kit]

Dear Klank,

Enclosed you will find a copy of my resume and qualifications. I hear you may be in the market for an apprentice, and I would like to submit a letter of inquiry. I work well with children and animals of...differing intelligence (I do have four brothers). I am also willing to work on weekends and holidays. Please please consider my application and take me from this madness! ;_;

Yours truly,

First Aid