"I wouldn't think that 2 bags of kettle corn + igby goes down + a bean bag, couch, and chairs + starburst jelly bean things + me, molly, pat, alex, and matt would = the best night ever"
Oh, you tried a comeback! How cute! We should get this on camera. Then record it in the "Bitchlicker's Firsts" book. I'll cherish this moment forever.
I'm sorry you dont' have friends. Life must really be difficult. I know sometimes it seems the world is out to get you. But that's when you have to realize you're still playing a video game, and you must seperate fiction from reality. THEN! Then, my son, you can try to match wits.
Try as you might, you may fail. And you will.
In what world could you have ever beaten me. (I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER BECAUSE I MAKE POP CULTURE REFERENCES TO GHEY MOVIES! OMG!@~!11!ELEVEN!!!shift+one)
LOL! meathead post of the century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, it's ok that you don't understand axman's wit. We didn't expect you to. It's ok. Just accept that you're a little below average. You don't have to go to college, you can get a job at a local burger joint. I'll tip you extra.
Sorry babe but anyone who wants to can act the same way as your friend on the internet. It's not exactly hard to use proper grammer, spell correctly, and be "witty" on the fucking internet where you have time to think about what you say. However, it's fucking boring, not to mention horribly over done. In fact, it's usually a specific kind of person who acts this way. I bet in your little circle of friends you look at him as the smart guy. He probably watches anime, plays console rpgs, listens to "everything" which actually translates to punk and emo, forces himself to write in his spare time to keep up with his intellectual persona, and is probably a liberal. The list goes on, but I think you see what I'm getting at.
It's not exactly hard to use proper grammer, spell correctly, and be "witty" on the fucking internet where you have time to think about what you say. Ironic that you say that, because it seems to be pretty hard for you.
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Because you clearly failed at that. Our young heroine seems to be doing quite fine for herself.
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enough said
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I'm sorry you dont' have friends. Life must really be difficult. I know sometimes it seems the world is out to get you. But that's when you have to realize you're still playing a video game, and you must seperate fiction from reality. THEN! Then, my son, you can try to match wits.
Try as you might, you may fail. And you will.
In what world could you have ever beaten me. (I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER BECAUSE I MAKE POP CULTURE REFERENCES TO GHEY MOVIES! OMG!@~!11!ELEVEN!!!shift+one)
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Ironic that you say that, because it seems to be pretty hard for you.
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