Strange Rant - Random Thoughts - Odd Job

[1smut_princess]

Okay, y'know what? There's tons of fic out there. Tons and tons. Right? I mean, guys watch porn, girls read/write fic (and watch porn). So like.... with all this fic, you'd think that less of it would suck, right? But then again, with all that porn out there, you'd think some of it would be.... good. Y'know, attractive parties etc, who don't look

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[1smut_princess]

And I should mention, that at a few parties I threw "back in the day" (read: 4yrs ago) I used to position my friends, or comment and critique their skills for making out and/or having sex. Mainly because I'd leave to go grab some ice or something from out back, and come back in and everyone would be naked on my floor, and goin' at it like monkeys on XTC.
One friend, she was the focus of about.... um... let's say four, guys, and one of them - let's call him Andy for his protetion - and I started having a conversation. Whilst he was pleasuring my friend - I shall call her Anna. Now, it was a deep, philisophical conversation (honestly it was, something about dark matter and the nature of god). Now, Anna is a screamer, and hyper orgasmic (I should know, I saw her little go off at a club once just from a little bump and grind), but she was clearly fighting it. So, Andy was all "Don't fight it, why are you fighting it?" as he paused in our deep, meaningful conversation. So I leaned over and was like "Well, here's why, we're distracting her with an overload of tactile sensations and this here *points to some random bit of annatomy* is also probably overstimulated. Perhaps you should switch to this area, *moves his hand for him* and apply pressure here."
Then he and I began doin' an almost scientific observation of the results of vasodialation (arousal) to the peak of orgasm, to plateu phase and recovery.
Were we on drugs.... I plead the fifth. But, I will say that I have seen my friends have sex, and I have repositioned them. And while true, I did not go blind, I don't ever let them live it down. Usually because while I may score "first nudity" at certain houseparties, I always wind up bein' the only person who doesn't turn into a horndog and hump everything that moves.

Okay, now I sound really creepy and weird. These were parties with a bunch of hippy friends who um... tend to do those sorts of things with me around or when I'm not around. Seriously, my friends are all horndogs. The running joke is that they really turn into horndogs when I'm around, because I have sublimated most of my own drive, and given it to them so they feed off my hidden frustration........ Complicated. Amusing, but complicated.

[exacerbating]

Very amusing! XD I very much enjoyed the story. <3 Gives me a little insight.