Gintama, Gintoki/Katsura, Set Alpha

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura
Theme set: Alpha
Title: Life Imperfect
Rating: PG-13
Warning[s]: implied sex and violence
Notes: Do these...still count as sentences? Eep! Sorry, they're rather long-winded. (And this is Gintama, so lots of crack and WTF-ery mixed with a smidge of angst and fluff.)

Comments

jsoidfjgsodfhna;oa

[stereochemist]

uho uho uho uho uho! omg, ALL OF THESE ARE MY FAVORITES! SO PERFECT. you won't believe this! i was thinking, just a few days ago, "hmm, i should write ginzura for 1sentence" and voila! it doesn't have to be done anymore. what is this weird telepathy we've got going on here? it must be the crack.

god, i can't pick favorites here. i basically have the same idea about their past (taka gin jealously), present and future (dentures and cane-whacking included)! so lovely and so hilarious. bonus points for "sun and moon" ikumatsu and tsukuyo, no matter how you look at it, i think the girls have some kind of influence over these idiots' lives...not enough to be controlling but enough to be caring.

and what's with the font size? are you scheming to make us squint and tilt our heads at a 45 degree angle so that the text on the screen looks like a silhouette of gintoki and zura eating lipstick off each other's lips?

oh and the quotes in between are kick ass too...i'll stop now

Re: jsoidfjgsodfhna;oa

[pyrrhic_victoly]

gorilla gorilla gorilla! Yes, the crack must be melting our minds together. Our miiii~nds!

Thank you!!! ♥

Uh...and now I think I made the font too big. (I'll go fix that now...) Sorry! I copypasta-ed from Google docs and it went all funky and I didn't even realize it, haha.

You have to admit, though, that their sexiness goes up 100 points when there's lipstick smeared all over their faces and other places, like on their NeoArmstrongCycloneJetArmstrongCannons ifyouknowwhatimean.

Re: jsoidfjgsodfhna;oa

[stereochemist]

iknowwhatyoumean

Re: jsoidfjgsodfhna;oa

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Aw yeah. I'm glad we're on the same page. Gintoki and Katsura piloting Gundams armed with lipstick-smeared Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannons? WIN.

[runawayroadkill]

*mind exploded*

OAUBFKAGKAJGB EKJL

I LOVE YOU.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Thank you!

Also: PASDLFKJWELLAD TAUO

I LOVE YOUR ICON.

[kawaiinu]

Thanks for a good read, we really need more Ginzura fics :D

Just something my small brain cant understand... what is the number before every sentences? And number 13-Death, why is it in the middle of the fic, did Zura die?

Thank you, please write more fics for us~

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Ah, well, I guess I could have been more clear on that... This is on 1sentence, so the numbers are the numbers of the prompts. I mixed them up so that they would tell a story when read together. Zura didn't die - he's still alive and kicking (youngins off his lawn) at the end of the fic. "Death" was just the prompt word. In some of the sentences, I didn't follow the literal meanings and/or interpreted the prompts in a weird-ass way.

Hope that clears everything up! Thanks for reading :)

[crown_in_hand]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

*breathes*

yeah, um, my favorites were numbers 1-50 :I
More seriously, IF I WERE FORCED TO CHOOSE, I'd tell you my favorites were 1, 42, 36, 23, 7, 35, 11, and 37. BECAUSE INDECISION IS NOT A PROBLEM THAT AFFECTS ME AT ALL

[pyrrhic_victoly]

LOL! Thank you! ♥

[oopsipuked]

These are so cute. Holy shit. Thank you so much for posting this! I love word prompt sets. AND THE FACT THAT YOU DID THEM AS OLD MEN AAAAH SO BRILLIANT.

[pyrrhic_victoly]

Thank you!

AND OF COURSE I DID THEM AS OLD MEN. Gaaah! Before I saw them with all the age-spots and senility, I thought, "Oh hey, Ginzura is cute." And then afterwards, it was, "I SHIP THESE BAGS OF WRINKLES HARDCORE."