Whose Line, Ryan/Colin
Fandom: RPS Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Pairing: Ryan Stiles/Colin Mochrie
Theme set: Alpha
Rating: R
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01. Comfort: Colin’s nervous onstage again, so Ryan leans over and taps his shoulder, smiling just enough.
02. Kiss: They sneak them whenever they can, but once Greg saw them; he closed the door and Colin thought he saw tears, so now he’s convinced Ryan to be a little more discreet.
03. Soft: The chairs on the Whose Line set are barely soft at all, but they feel comfortable enough and Ryan is always pleased to sit so closely to Colin.
04. Pain: It hurts when he’s rejected for the spot on the American Whose Line, but Colin thinks he understands.
05. Potatoes: Ryan’s cooking again, and Colin’s carefully keeping an eye on the fire alarm: he remembers what happened with the potatoes/chicken/chili fiasco.
06. Rain: They dash through rain to the studio, and Ryan stops to hold open the door for Greg, but Colin’s already inside and holding the door for them.
07. Chocolate: Colin’s making chocolates for Ryan, but he keeps getting interrupted by the Intrepid Chocolate Taster, Ryan.
08. Happiness: Colin misses his wife sometimes, but then he looks at Ryan and knows that he’ll see Luke next week and everything is right again.
09. Telephone: They aren’t really good with telephones, because everything they want to say can only be said in person.
10. Ears: Ryan likes licking Colin’s ears on national television, just so he can go home and see the episode whenever he misses Colin.
11. Name: They shorten each other’s name in public, but once they’re in private they ditch names all together.
12. Sensual: Drew once paid them fifty bucks to wear wigs while they did it.
13. Death: Ryan hates flying on planes, simply because once Colin was on a plane and it crashed.
14. Sex: Every time Ryan flies on a plane, he comes off of it shaking and swearing and after hours he is deeply passionate with Colin, afraid to lose him.
15. Touch: They communicate through touch onstage, with gestures and nudges and so the fans think they’re telepathic.
16. Weakness: Colin just can’t pull off Scooby-doo, but Ryan will sometimes attempt to teach it to him after dinner.
17. Tears: They aren’t allowed to show emotion on the show that doesn’t add to the humor, so sometimes Colin bites his lip to keep from panicking onstage.
18. Speed: LA traffic is the slowest in the world, but it’s perfect for kisses during stop lights.
19. Wind: Greg insults him again, and Colin has to keep reminding himself that it’s only the persona Greg has to be and that Greg is full of hot air.
20. Freedom: She signs the divorce papers and Colin doesn’t know whether to cheer or cry.
21. Life: They’re sitting on their porch and watching the sunset and Luke comes out from the house and sits by his feet.
22. Jealousy: Colin watches Drew carefully when he announces that he and Ryan are together; Drew is supposed to have a crush on Ryan.
23. Hands: Once, Ryan found Colin knitting; he spent a few seconds admiring those hands weaving the string in and out before going in and teasing him.
24. Taste: Colin can cook, and his chili-rubbed chicken is something to ransom small children for.
25. Devotion: Debra accuses him of cheating on their marriage and Colin wonders why she hasn’t noticed yet.
26. Forever: They’re onstage and making people laugh and Colin watches the moment stretch and stretch and still knows it’ll be over in a few seconds.
27. Blood: Colin really was worried when Ryan broke the neon light and spent his time to pick out glass looking for wounds.
28. Sickness: “Colin, you are never, ever allowed to make casseroles again.”
29. Melody: Ryan hums happily as he disposes of Colin’s failed casserole.
30. Star: Colin traces little shapes in the sauce as he puts together a pizza for Ryan.
31. Home: Ryan settles happily down to the meal, and Colin presents the pizza with a flourish.
32. Confusion: “Why did you put eggplant on the pizza?”
33. Fear: “..I ran out of cheese?”
34. Lightening/Thunder: Ryan sighs and takes the pizza and gives it to the cat and proceeds to go help Colin cook normal foods, only to watch the oven short-circuit.
35. Bonds: It’s been a hard night, but Colin thinks it had a good ending, with him and Ryan watching soccer together while eating take-out.
36. Market: British clothing shops are weird, but Ryan comes out with some (relatively) normal clothing.
37. Technology: Ryan watches the plane take off, and wonders how many years of human development could go into such a horrid thing.
38. Gift: One time Drew brought them all out to an aquarium, just to see Colin try to keep track of Brad.
39. Smile: Ryan laughs and asks Colin if he needs a kid leash for Brad.
40. Innocence: Brad simply evades Colin again and races off to see the eels again.
41. Completion: While they are going home, Colin sighs and leans on Ryan, tired.
42. Clouds: Ryan watches the clouds pass by the airplane window and mentally counts down the seconds till he’s safe.
43. Sky: Every time Colin hears a plane, he looks up and thinks of Ryan.
44. Heaven: Colin steps onto stage and takes his seat among the cheers, and then looks at Ryan and knows that everything will be funny.
45. Hell: The joke falls flat, and Colin panics for a second before Ryan smoothly says something and then everyone is laughing again.
46. Sun: It’s bright in the morning, and Colin watches the sun light up Ryan’s hair.
47. Moon: Ryan can’t sleep, so he watches the moon light up Colin’s eyebrows.
48. Waves: The fans laugh comes in waves, and Ryan just basks in it all.
49. Hair: Now that he’s with Colin, Ryan doesn’t laugh at bald jokes as much.
50. Supernova: Colin never knew Ryan had an affinity for astronomy, but he quickly gets used to early morning calls to come see the andromeda galaxy!
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Pairing: Ryan Stiles/Colin Mochrie
Theme set: Alpha
Rating: R
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01. Comfort: Colin’s nervous onstage again, so Ryan leans over and taps his shoulder, smiling just enough.
02. Kiss: They sneak them whenever they can, but once Greg saw them; he closed the door and Colin thought he saw tears, so now he’s convinced Ryan to be a little more discreet.
03. Soft: The chairs on the Whose Line set are barely soft at all, but they feel comfortable enough and Ryan is always pleased to sit so closely to Colin.
04. Pain: It hurts when he’s rejected for the spot on the American Whose Line, but Colin thinks he understands.
05. Potatoes: Ryan’s cooking again, and Colin’s carefully keeping an eye on the fire alarm: he remembers what happened with the potatoes/chicken/chili fiasco.
06. Rain: They dash through rain to the studio, and Ryan stops to hold open the door for Greg, but Colin’s already inside and holding the door for them.
07. Chocolate: Colin’s making chocolates for Ryan, but he keeps getting interrupted by the Intrepid Chocolate Taster, Ryan.
08. Happiness: Colin misses his wife sometimes, but then he looks at Ryan and knows that he’ll see Luke next week and everything is right again.
09. Telephone: They aren’t really good with telephones, because everything they want to say can only be said in person.
10. Ears: Ryan likes licking Colin’s ears on national television, just so he can go home and see the episode whenever he misses Colin.
11. Name: They shorten each other’s name in public, but once they’re in private they ditch names all together.
12. Sensual: Drew once paid them fifty bucks to wear wigs while they did it.
13. Death: Ryan hates flying on planes, simply because once Colin was on a plane and it crashed.
14. Sex: Every time Ryan flies on a plane, he comes off of it shaking and swearing and after hours he is deeply passionate with Colin, afraid to lose him.
15. Touch: They communicate through touch onstage, with gestures and nudges and so the fans think they’re telepathic.
16. Weakness: Colin just can’t pull off Scooby-doo, but Ryan will sometimes attempt to teach it to him after dinner.
17. Tears: They aren’t allowed to show emotion on the show that doesn’t add to the humor, so sometimes Colin bites his lip to keep from panicking onstage.
18. Speed: LA traffic is the slowest in the world, but it’s perfect for kisses during stop lights.
19. Wind: Greg insults him again, and Colin has to keep reminding himself that it’s only the persona Greg has to be and that Greg is full of hot air.
20. Freedom: She signs the divorce papers and Colin doesn’t know whether to cheer or cry.
21. Life: They’re sitting on their porch and watching the sunset and Luke comes out from the house and sits by his feet.
22. Jealousy: Colin watches Drew carefully when he announces that he and Ryan are together; Drew is supposed to have a crush on Ryan.
23. Hands: Once, Ryan found Colin knitting; he spent a few seconds admiring those hands weaving the string in and out before going in and teasing him.
24. Taste: Colin can cook, and his chili-rubbed chicken is something to ransom small children for.
25. Devotion: Debra accuses him of cheating on their marriage and Colin wonders why she hasn’t noticed yet.
26. Forever: They’re onstage and making people laugh and Colin watches the moment stretch and stretch and still knows it’ll be over in a few seconds.
27. Blood: Colin really was worried when Ryan broke the neon light and spent his time to pick out glass looking for wounds.
28. Sickness: “Colin, you are never, ever allowed to make casseroles again.”
29. Melody: Ryan hums happily as he disposes of Colin’s failed casserole.
30. Star: Colin traces little shapes in the sauce as he puts together a pizza for Ryan.
31. Home: Ryan settles happily down to the meal, and Colin presents the pizza with a flourish.
32. Confusion: “Why did you put eggplant on the pizza?”
33. Fear: “..I ran out of cheese?”
34. Lightening/Thunder: Ryan sighs and takes the pizza and gives it to the cat and proceeds to go help Colin cook normal foods, only to watch the oven short-circuit.
35. Bonds: It’s been a hard night, but Colin thinks it had a good ending, with him and Ryan watching soccer together while eating take-out.
36. Market: British clothing shops are weird, but Ryan comes out with some (relatively) normal clothing.
37. Technology: Ryan watches the plane take off, and wonders how many years of human development could go into such a horrid thing.
38. Gift: One time Drew brought them all out to an aquarium, just to see Colin try to keep track of Brad.
39. Smile: Ryan laughs and asks Colin if he needs a kid leash for Brad.
40. Innocence: Brad simply evades Colin again and races off to see the eels again.
41. Completion: While they are going home, Colin sighs and leans on Ryan, tired.
42. Clouds: Ryan watches the clouds pass by the airplane window and mentally counts down the seconds till he’s safe.
43. Sky: Every time Colin hears a plane, he looks up and thinks of Ryan.
44. Heaven: Colin steps onto stage and takes his seat among the cheers, and then looks at Ryan and knows that everything will be funny.
45. Hell: The joke falls flat, and Colin panics for a second before Ryan smoothly says something and then everyone is laughing again.
46. Sun: It’s bright in the morning, and Colin watches the sun light up Ryan’s hair.
47. Moon: Ryan can’t sleep, so he watches the moon light up Colin’s eyebrows.
48. Waves: The fans laugh comes in waves, and Ryan just basks in it all.
49. Hair: Now that he’s with Colin, Ryan doesn’t laugh at bald jokes as much.
50. Supernova: Colin never knew Ryan had an affinity for astronomy, but he quickly gets used to early morning calls to come see the andromeda galaxy!
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