Gateway Shuffle
Brit, you're wonderful.
Gloria, you're refreshingly funny.
Mark, you're a smartass.
Matt, you're a bigger smartass.
Kyle, you're....well..Kyle.
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Dan, you're one big son of a bitch.
Tom, you're a human hug machine.
John, you're slicker than James Bond in a greasy man orgy.
You, you are beautiful, you make people happy, you are meaningful to me and everyone else in your life, but most importantly you are you, which is why you are so special.
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER OF GOD! I am out of my mind, out of my fucking mind. I can't keep doing this, it's ripping me into tiny, bite-size bits of man flesh.
Thanks for the help with picking out new clothes, I never would have picked out anything like them, you have great taste in clothes, almost as good as my taste in friends. I'm not going to make any more jokes at any one's expense except my own and Matt koller's........and David Hasselhoff. I'm pretty sure that you're taking it in good humor, but I don't know when I'm being an ass, and I don't ever want to be the one that makes you sad or aggravated or anything.
Laters Skaters...
Gloria, you're refreshingly funny.
Mark, you're a smartass.
Matt, you're a bigger smartass.
Kyle, you're....well..Kyle.
.... ...'.. ... .... ....... .... .. ... ..... dot
Dan, you're one big son of a bitch.
Tom, you're a human hug machine.
John, you're slicker than James Bond in a greasy man orgy.
You, you are beautiful, you make people happy, you are meaningful to me and everyone else in your life, but most importantly you are you, which is why you are so special.
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING MOTHER OF GOD! I am out of my mind, out of my fucking mind. I can't keep doing this, it's ripping me into tiny, bite-size bits of man flesh.
Thanks for the help with picking out new clothes, I never would have picked out anything like them, you have great taste in clothes, almost as good as my taste in friends. I'm not going to make any more jokes at any one's expense except my own and Matt koller's........and David Hasselhoff. I'm pretty sure that you're taking it in good humor, but I don't know when I'm being an ass, and I don't ever want to be the one that makes you sad or aggravated or anything.
Laters Skaters...