Let's Go! - or; Wherein my funny Rock'N'Rolla icon is suddenly good for everything
There are things that I really really should be doing with my time right now, so. I'm just gonna skip those and do something else.
See, I watched Die Hard 5, 'A Good Day to Die Hard' and without any testament as to the quality of that film - I saw it on a plane so I couldn't hear what they were saying anyway - I just decided Very Hard that junior McClane needs to be slashed. Very Hard.
Yes, yes, I realize there is no one to slash him with, but he's got that backstory which sort of starts with juvenile delinquent and could go lots of places until it ends up with the spite and all that man pain and, well, he needs to be slashed. (Let's just state for the record here that there will be NO senior McClane involved in my slash, thank you.)
And you know, this Jai guy (Jai?!) was best friends with Andy Whitfield which in itself will earn him a spot in heaven or something. And okay, I admit that when I first saw the Good Day to Die Hard poster I thougt for a second that it was Mr. Hottie McHotpants Sam Worthington. Now, I liked his Spartacus character Varro well enough but he did nothing for me in my pants. But this guy? Ka-blam!
Let me just briefly demonstrate by showing you,
A: Exhibit A, and
B: More exhibit A.
Damn those Aussies.
Or maybe I'm just a whore for guys with hair cut really short (exhibits B - Z).
See, I watched Die Hard 5, 'A Good Day to Die Hard' and without any testament as to the quality of that film - I saw it on a plane so I couldn't hear what they were saying anyway - I just decided Very Hard that junior McClane needs to be slashed. Very Hard.
Yes, yes, I realize there is no one to slash him with, but he's got that backstory which sort of starts with juvenile delinquent and could go lots of places until it ends up with the spite and all that man pain and, well, he needs to be slashed. (Let's just state for the record here that there will be NO senior McClane involved in my slash, thank you.)
And you know, this Jai guy (Jai?!) was best friends with Andy Whitfield which in itself will earn him a spot in heaven or something. And okay, I admit that when I first saw the Good Day to Die Hard poster I thougt for a second that it was Mr. Hottie McHotpants Sam Worthington. Now, I liked his Spartacus character Varro well enough but he did nothing for me in my pants. But this guy? Ka-blam!
Let me just briefly demonstrate by showing you,
A: Exhibit A, and
B: More exhibit A.
Damn those Aussies.
Or maybe I'm just a whore for guys with hair cut really short (exhibits B - Z).