I feel the need to share my creativity again (after like a year)
Brother Jesus
Jesus: alright guys I have to go cure the sick and preach love you guys stay here for a while and I'll come back
Luke: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Jesus: yes Luke
Luke: Father says you have take us with you when you cure the lepers
Jesus: my father
Luke: yes
Jesus: my father or my step father
Luke: the father
Jesus: I guess I should listen to him
Luke: he’s in charge
Jesus: dad dammit, alright you can come
Apostles: ya we get to hang out with Jesus
Jesus: I have to go get something first though you have to stay here Peter you're in charge
Peter: what's my title
Jesus I don't know you can be Pope or something
Peter: yeah I'm the pope, I'm the pope
Jesus: you all set now guys
Peter: how will people know I'm the pope
Jesus: ummm you get to wear a silly hat
Peter: ya I get the pope hat
Judas: I want to be pope
Jesus: no Judas Peter is pope
Judas: I want to be pope
Jesus: I picked Peter
Judas: I thought you like me best
Jesus: I do but I picked Peter to be in charge
Judas: I'm telling
Jesus: ohh don't you dare tattle to the Romans on me Judas
Thomas: I don’t think you’re coming back
Jesus: I am don’t worry Thomas
Thomas: no you’re gonna leave us forever
Jesus: stop doubting so much
Thomas: I can’t
Jesus: well try
Luke: Jesus
Jesus: yes Luke
Juke: will you bring us back something to eat
Jesus: I suppose what do you want
Luke: what do they have
Jesus: Where I’m umm. I’ll bring you back some bread and fish
Luke: how much
Jesus: a whole bunch
Peter: can we have wine to
Jesus: no
Peter: why not
Jesus: where I’m going they just have water
Peter: please
Jesus: ok I’ll see what I can do
Apostles: ya
Jesus: Peter’s in charge but while I’m gone I want you on the buddy system
Peter: what
Jesus: pair up
Luke: (yelling) Jesus Christ
Jesus: yes Luke
Luke: no I just hate being paired up
Jesus well that’s no reason to yell at me
Luke(taunting) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Jesus: Stop Simon
Peter: I didn’t do anything
Jesus: not you Peter
Judas: Jesus
Jesus: yes Judas
Judas: what should we bring with us
Jesus: don’t bring anything
Judas: but how will we survive
Jesus: we’ll find away you don’t have to ask me to think of everything for you
Luke: why are you so upset
Jesus: well it’s just that you follow me everywhere I go
Luke: we believe in you
Jesus: I know but you need to separate from me have your own life
Luke: but you’re our teacher
Jesus: I know but you how hard it is to get a table at an inn for 13 people
Luke: hard I’m sure
Jesus: yes very hard
Luke: but
Jesus: then they make us sit on one side of the table so people can make a picture to show there friends who never believe we’re all there
Luke: so what you get to be famous
Jesus: I’m tired of being a spectacle and drawing attention to myself
Peter: says the boy who walked on water
Jesus: that was cool and it’s not the spectacle thing alone people don’t take me seriously
Peter: what do you mean you’re the messiah
Jesus: ohh yeah people say that I get up on the mount give a sermon the meek shall inherit the earth very nice good applause then I come down and all anyone really want to know how’s my father
Judas: well even if people only came cause of you’re father at least you got the message out
Jesus: I know I’m just glad my stepfather’s a carpenter
Luke: why’s that
Jesus: easy out when I was younger… what’s you’re father do (whispers) don’t say god. (normal voice) stepfathers a carpenter
Peter: so it’s nice to have a powerful family
Jesus: I suppose but I keep thinking I should have stayed with my stepfather as a carpenter nice work build some crosses call it a day
Judas; why’d you stop then
Jesus: I don’t know felt I had a higher calling the angels kept bothering me to leave besides I every time I finished a cross I just felt like I was metaphorically digging my own grave
Judas: don’t you have to go
Jesus: yeah yeah I’m going
Thomas: promise you’re coming back
Jesus: of course not even death could stop me from returning
Jesus: alright guys I have to go cure the sick and preach love you guys stay here for a while and I'll come back
Luke: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Jesus: yes Luke
Luke: Father says you have take us with you when you cure the lepers
Jesus: my father
Luke: yes
Jesus: my father or my step father
Luke: the father
Jesus: I guess I should listen to him
Luke: he’s in charge
Jesus: dad dammit, alright you can come
Apostles: ya we get to hang out with Jesus
Jesus: I have to go get something first though you have to stay here Peter you're in charge
Peter: what's my title
Jesus I don't know you can be Pope or something
Peter: yeah I'm the pope, I'm the pope
Jesus: you all set now guys
Peter: how will people know I'm the pope
Jesus: ummm you get to wear a silly hat
Peter: ya I get the pope hat
Judas: I want to be pope
Jesus: no Judas Peter is pope
Judas: I want to be pope
Jesus: I picked Peter
Judas: I thought you like me best
Jesus: I do but I picked Peter to be in charge
Judas: I'm telling
Jesus: ohh don't you dare tattle to the Romans on me Judas
Thomas: I don’t think you’re coming back
Jesus: I am don’t worry Thomas
Thomas: no you’re gonna leave us forever
Jesus: stop doubting so much
Thomas: I can’t
Jesus: well try
Luke: Jesus
Jesus: yes Luke
Juke: will you bring us back something to eat
Jesus: I suppose what do you want
Luke: what do they have
Jesus: Where I’m umm. I’ll bring you back some bread and fish
Luke: how much
Jesus: a whole bunch
Peter: can we have wine to
Jesus: no
Peter: why not
Jesus: where I’m going they just have water
Peter: please
Jesus: ok I’ll see what I can do
Apostles: ya
Jesus: Peter’s in charge but while I’m gone I want you on the buddy system
Peter: what
Jesus: pair up
Luke: (yelling) Jesus Christ
Jesus: yes Luke
Luke: no I just hate being paired up
Jesus well that’s no reason to yell at me
Luke(taunting) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
Jesus: Stop Simon
Peter: I didn’t do anything
Jesus: not you Peter
Judas: Jesus
Jesus: yes Judas
Judas: what should we bring with us
Jesus: don’t bring anything
Judas: but how will we survive
Jesus: we’ll find away you don’t have to ask me to think of everything for you
Luke: why are you so upset
Jesus: well it’s just that you follow me everywhere I go
Luke: we believe in you
Jesus: I know but you need to separate from me have your own life
Luke: but you’re our teacher
Jesus: I know but you how hard it is to get a table at an inn for 13 people
Luke: hard I’m sure
Jesus: yes very hard
Luke: but
Jesus: then they make us sit on one side of the table so people can make a picture to show there friends who never believe we’re all there
Luke: so what you get to be famous
Jesus: I’m tired of being a spectacle and drawing attention to myself
Peter: says the boy who walked on water
Jesus: that was cool and it’s not the spectacle thing alone people don’t take me seriously
Peter: what do you mean you’re the messiah
Jesus: ohh yeah people say that I get up on the mount give a sermon the meek shall inherit the earth very nice good applause then I come down and all anyone really want to know how’s my father
Judas: well even if people only came cause of you’re father at least you got the message out
Jesus: I know I’m just glad my stepfather’s a carpenter
Luke: why’s that
Jesus: easy out when I was younger… what’s you’re father do (whispers) don’t say god. (normal voice) stepfathers a carpenter
Peter: so it’s nice to have a powerful family
Jesus: I suppose but I keep thinking I should have stayed with my stepfather as a carpenter nice work build some crosses call it a day
Judas; why’d you stop then
Jesus: I don’t know felt I had a higher calling the angels kept bothering me to leave besides I every time I finished a cross I just felt like I was metaphorically digging my own grave
Judas: don’t you have to go
Jesus: yeah yeah I’m going
Thomas: promise you’re coming back
Jesus: of course not even death could stop me from returning