The Jolies Award Nominees Part I
BEST GUY MOVIE
300
Ocean’s Thirteen
Live Free of Die Hard
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Darjeeling Limited
American Gangster
BEST DATE MOVIE
Catch and Release
Knocked Up
Across the Universe
Black Snake Moan
August Rush
BEST POPCORN (OR MOST ENTERTAINING) MOVIE
Hairspray
Across the Universe
Black Snake Moan
Grindhouse
Knocked Up
Superbad
Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Most Thought Provoking
Sicko
Wristcutters: A Love Story
No Country for Old Men
Gone Baby Gone
Michael Clayton
MOST DISAPPOINTING
Spiderman 3
Shrek the Third
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Beowulf
FUNNIEST MOVIE
Blades of Glory
Juno
Knocked Up
Reno 911: Miami
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Superbad
Black Snake Moan
BEST MOVIE SEEN IN 2007 BUT DID NOT COME OUT IN 2007
The Shawshank Redemption
The Deer Hunter
All About Eve
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
All That Heaven Allows
Rope
Shortbus
This is Spinal Tap
The Manchurian Candidate (Original)
This is Spinal Tap
The Manchurian Candidate (Original)
This years marks the first time I offer the King Arthur Award for Cinema Awfulness. The winner will be announced when the Jolies are. This award goes to those movies that have everything wrong with them from the acting right on done to the smallest details. Just like that two hour and six minute crap fest that was the 2004 film King Arthur.
Best Hero
Richie Roberts~ American Gangster
Robert Neville~ I Am Legend
Charlie Wilson~ Charlie Wilson’s War
The Predator~ Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Patrick Kenzie~ Gone Baby Gone
Best Villain
Frank Lucas~ American Gangster
Venom~ Spiderman 3
Anton Chigurh~ No Country for Old Men
The Predalien~ Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Judge Turpin~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Karen Crowder~ Michael Clayton
BEST MUSICAL PERFORMANCE
(3 will be selected)
Epiphany featuring Johnny Depp ~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Without Love featuring Zac Efron, Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, & Elijah Kelly ~ Hairspray
The Final Scene featuring Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Laura Michelle Kelly~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite featuring Eddie Izzard~ Across the Universe
Timeless to Me featuring Christopher Walken & John Travolta~ Hairspray
My Friends featuring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Hey Jude featuring Joe Anderson~ Across the Universe
Ballad of a Thin Man featuring Cate Blanchett/Stephen Malkmus and the Million Dollar Bashers~ I’m Not There
By the Sea featuring Helena Bonham Carter & Johnny Depp~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
You Can’t Stop the Beat featuring the Cast of Hairspray~ Hairspray
I’ve Just Seen a Face featuring Jim Sturgess~ Across the Universe
Pretty Women featuring Alan Rickman & Johnny Depp: ~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien featuring Marion Cotillard/ Édith Piaf~ La Vie En Rose
Anyone Else but You featuring Michael Cera & Ellen Page~ Juno
I Want You featuring Joe Anderson~ Across the Universe
A Little Priest Featuring Helena Bonham Carter & Johnny Depp~ Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
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Jojo