the upenn hobo.

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hobo (to anastasia, ashley, and sam): you three are the most beautiful women i have ever seen...especially you.

anastasia (i.e. most beautiful girl hobo has ever seen): ::cowers::

hobo (to group): mumble mumble something incoherent

hobo (to me): mumble mumble...::leans in close, reeking of alcohol, and shakes my hand::

hobo (to paul): ::repeat of handskae incident wiht me::

anastasia loves being hit on by hobos.