Roids Do a Body Good?

Oct 26, 2004 20:18

Okay so i noticed lately that there are some pretty buff kids walking around at school. They use to be small but within days they make The Hulk look like the nucleui of a pseudostratified columnar cell. So i started to ask people when they took roids; most people deny it and some admit it. So for my next LJ experiment i'll ask everyone i think is on roids, if they are on roids and ill report the data back here within a day or two. Wish me luck.

Here is a prime example of a Roid Raged Man named Berry:

BizzleXoXo: dude have u been taking roids?
mini myself14: nope all natural dude
BizzleXoXo: hmm
BizzleXoXo: crazy how buff kids can get
mini myself14: i know
BizzleXoXo: i wont believe it
BizzleXoXo: u had to have used roids
mini myself14: well i have been workin out
mini myself14: nope
BizzleXoXo: thers no way, how much can u bench like 600?
mini myself14: almost 700
BizzleXoXo: damn dude
mini myself14: i know
BizzleXoXo: if only i could be in ur shoes right now
mini myself14: yeah most people say that
BizzleXoXo: wait what size?
mini myself14: hmmmmm 11 or 11 1/2
mini myself14: depending on the shoe
BizzleXoXo: hmm i mght beable to fit in them, i wear 13
mini myself14: lol
BizzleXoXo: deal?
mini myself14: alright
BizzleXoXo: bring them tomorrow
mini myself14: alright ill wear them alright
BizzleXoXo: k
BizzleXoXo: dude im so f'ing excited
mini myself14: you should be
BizzleXoXo: r u
mini myself14: yeah

A roid user denier named Alex:

BizzleXoXo: r u sure u arent on roids?
AQUALITYOFMERCY: haha
AQUALITYOFMERCY: double-you tee-efff
BizzleXoXo: so u r on roids?
AQUALITYOFMERCY: wtf are you sreious
AQUALITYOFMERCY: no
BizzleXoXo: crazy how big kids get
BizzleXoXo: but i dont believe u
BizzleXoXo: thers no way ur all natural, how much can u bench like 600?
AQUALITYOFMERCY: more
BizzleXoXo: roid in each muscle or what?
BizzleXoXo: ur buffness should be a crime
AQUALITYOFMERCY: i know
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