*snicker*

[1handedwelshman]

Typist takeover!



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bedivere!

1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Bedivere!
2. The condom - originally made from Bedivere - was invented in the early 1500s!
3. If you drop Bedivere from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
4. Bedivere will often glow under UV light!
5. It can take Bedivere several days to move just through one tree!
6. The Bedivere-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Bedivere-fights take place there every day.
7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Bedivere is two minutes.
8. Half a cup of Bedivere contains only seventeen calories.
9. India tested its first nuclear Bedivere in 1974!
10. Bedivere is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

Between #2 and #7 and using this icon, I couldn't resist. XD

Bedivere: *smites typist and sets out to disprove #7*