random me...

[1girls_glock40]

my favorite color is yellow, my favorite flowers are white daisies, and i prefer my tea sweet. i have an affinity for snakes, lizards, frogs and turtles. i absolutely hate spiders but i still can't kill them. i love office space and the boondock saints, i know every word to top gun and even though i've seen it at least a hundred times i still

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[htownpunk]

this kinda reads like a resume. like you are applying for the position of "girlfriend."

what are your references?

(2 days later)

Oh, im sorry, miss... i decided to go with someone more psychotic and sadistic, yet has a certain bitchy flair with a predilection to gain vast quantities of weight in the near future coupled with a distinct sharp decrease in sex drive.

[1girls_glock40]

hey, you just described my mom. and yes, i realize that just paved a few more miles on my superhighway to hell...

let me check with Human Resources...

[htownpunk]

your mom, eh? thats funny, considering i was under the impression i was describing EVERY female on the planet, present company excluded... *wink*

Sincerely,
The Management.

PUBLIC ANOUNCEMENT*

[htownpunk]

ok, ok, i am just KIDDING. for all you females out there who do not realize that the above statements were jokes, please note that i am conscious of the fact that not all females fit the aforementioned negative descriptions, and that i wholeheartedly admit my comments were biased, sexist, and above all else, just plain spitefull and mean.

*this disclaimer brought to you by: one guy who doesnt wanna kill ALL his chances for a date

call me Sir, damn you!

[htownpunk]

btw...

you need to post MORE OFTEN.

thats an order, young lady.