"Like a fat balloon, with obese balloon arms barely able to hold the Jack Daniels you're guzzling"
You know whats hot?
College on the 18th.
New York and Canada on the 11th.
Shopping like MAD the 7th, 8th, and 9th.
AWESOME work-sponsored bowling party at the really classy bowling place/bar/restaraunt/live music hall tomorrow.
Staying up hella hella late with Stephen Lynch, Pirate porn, bourbon, Frangelico, Tequila, and lots of college friends and lots of brownies.
HAWT