Someday, you are gonna choke to death on that sarcasm....
Ok, so it's Spring Break. I'm doing the "responsible" thing and cleaning house, paying bills, running errands...ad nauseam.
I am bored. Here are some random thoughts to ponder as you revel in the peace and nothingness of Spring Break:
-I love American Idol. I am sure there is an appropriate 12 step program for this affliction, but I cannot help it!
-I want to win a Pulitzer Prize.
-Why do they put Braille instructions on drive-thru ATM's?
-Did you agree with the WAY that Terri Schiavo died?
-Would you let your boyfriend/girlfriend sleep with someone if they offered the two of you a million dollars?
(See the movie "Indecent Proposal")
-Who would YOU choose to be the next Pope? (I think Robin Williams would be an awesome pope! "You took the Lord's name in vain... SO DID I!" You coveted your neighbor's wife, GREAT! THAT SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR SCREWING UP YOUR LAWN MOWER!")
You get the idea :)
I am bored. Here are some random thoughts to ponder as you revel in the peace and nothingness of Spring Break:
-I love American Idol. I am sure there is an appropriate 12 step program for this affliction, but I cannot help it!
-I want to win a Pulitzer Prize.
-Why do they put Braille instructions on drive-thru ATM's?
-Did you agree with the WAY that Terri Schiavo died?
-Would you let your boyfriend/girlfriend sleep with someone if they offered the two of you a million dollars?
(See the movie "Indecent Proposal")
-Who would YOU choose to be the next Pope? (I think Robin Williams would be an awesome pope! "You took the Lord's name in vain... SO DID I!" You coveted your neighbor's wife, GREAT! THAT SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR SCREWING UP YOUR LAWN MOWER!")
You get the idea :)