My three favorite quotes from last week:
From one K-mart employee to another: "Go walk out that door and come back in wearing your K mart smile!"
"I'm too tired for a K-mart smile..."
"She was cold so she put on warm ups"
Liz misquoting Will Smith in Independence day after seeing it for the first time: "Welcome to America!!!"
This news article amused me. I actually saw it on TV and it was better in video form, but the article and pictures still do it some sort of justice.
Deer Harvesting in Bountiful, UT. I find this funny for more than one reason :)
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=13664515 Oh and if you like the intricacies of the English language and the wonder and randomness of Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo