Craigslist Free Ads... Free laughs.
"We have a black coffee table that we tried to make into a piano bench and it didn't really work out. As a result, there are a few holes in the top..."
"I have two microwaves. Both are white in color...the first one just stopped heating one day....The second one started powering itself off and on...."
(Yeah I'd get the possessed microwave out of my house too.)
"We are offering our dog..."
"I'm just too full to eat all this lasagna, it's crazy delicious, only two pieces left so hurry... Will throw in some of the leftover garlic bread too if you play your cards right..."
"i have about 8 bags of different cement that i guess have hardened out of nowhere. they are still new"
"My neighbor works at a candy warehouse, and he gives us candy all the time.......I would like to give it to 2 different people, instead of all of it to one person. "
"Large log, very heavy."
"White dwarf russian hamster--he is not very nice would be good for snake or lizard..."
"FREE 23 door handles. Bronze in color."
"free oxygen tanks. I don't know much about them, but they were dropped off by an old friend, and I want them gone."
"One Jar of peanut butter, never opened...less than one year passed expiration date."
"Free toilet slightly stained"
"free blue loveseat baptized by my cat"
"Two bottles of Kirkland soft contact lens solution unopened at this address just put them on the street." (I wish I coulda seen this guy walking out with his two bottles of contact solution, looking around, setting them on the curb, and then running back inside)
"Lots of free romance novels. My mom read them all."
"I have, for your picking up pleasure, some free bamboo...What specific kind of Bamboo is it? Phyllostachys bambusoides Longus Beachus. That's the latin name, roughly translated it means 'Bamboo from Long Beach'."
"shoe rack. You could probably put things other than shoes on it, if you were so inclined, but I can only speak to it's shoe-worthiness. "
"My house already smells good and I won a years supply of febreeze."
"free full-sized mannequin on the curb on 9th street..." (I would love to drive by not knowing why it was out there)
"Free Crutches--These were left behind in a house I just moved in to. Aluminum is good but someone duct
taped a drink holder to one of the handles..." (haha...the person who made that is awesome)
Then there was this one that made me laugh:
Lost Chicken Provo-
I have a few chickens and today I have one less. Her name is Goldie...
Someone who couldn't afford mcnuggets has already set up shop for their own goldie arches dinner. Sorry, I don't think you're ever going to see your chicken again.