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Horoscopes are the dumbest:
"Right now, your job is to keep your eye on the ball. First, identify the ball. Is it a great big tan colored basketball? Is it a reddish, pointed, oblong football? Is it a little white golf ball? Is your ball actually a badminton birdie? Does it make a hollow sound when it hits the ground, like a ping-pong ball? Once you know what to look for, stay sharp: Keep the ball in your sights and you won't go wrong."
My ball is sqare-like. With dots. and one side of it is hollow. and the other side is squishy like a stress ball. It squeaks if you push it once and if you push it twice it says dances and says bonjourno. It also spontaneously bursts into flames and makes me hot chocolate.
So keep an eye out for me. because my life won't be complete without my ball.
or in the meantime I think I'll be okay with a chocolate frosted graham cracker.
Did you ever notice the bee on a honey maid box? It makes me laugh.
"Right now, your job is to keep your eye on the ball. First, identify the ball. Is it a great big tan colored basketball? Is it a reddish, pointed, oblong football? Is it a little white golf ball? Is your ball actually a badminton birdie? Does it make a hollow sound when it hits the ground, like a ping-pong ball? Once you know what to look for, stay sharp: Keep the ball in your sights and you won't go wrong."
My ball is sqare-like. With dots. and one side of it is hollow. and the other side is squishy like a stress ball. It squeaks if you push it once and if you push it twice it says dances and says bonjourno. It also spontaneously bursts into flames and makes me hot chocolate.
So keep an eye out for me. because my life won't be complete without my ball.
or in the meantime I think I'll be okay with a chocolate frosted graham cracker.
Did you ever notice the bee on a honey maid box? It makes me laugh.