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The other day, I made a post to my LJ inspired by an article I'd read in the New Yorker about a magazine that asked people to submit their autobiographies in just six words. They had some really good ones:
"Not quite what I was expecting."
"Found true love, married someone else."
"I was a Michael Jackson impersonator."
My personal favorite, "After Harvard, had baby with crackhead."
Then
strangerface gave me the best idea: let's try writing 6-word biographies for the Sweet Valley characters. Main characters, minor ones, doesn't matter. I'll start.
Bruce: "Paper cups are my friends. Awesome!"
Alice: "I'm cleaning. Are my kids alive?"
Jeffrey: "Liz never cheated on me, Todd."
Sam: "Who knew vodka was so strong?"
Your turn!
"Not quite what I was expecting."
"Found true love, married someone else."
"I was a Michael Jackson impersonator."
My personal favorite, "After Harvard, had baby with crackhead."
Then
strangerface gave me the best idea: let's try writing 6-word biographies for the Sweet Valley characters. Main characters, minor ones, doesn't matter. I'll start.
Bruce: "Paper cups are my friends. Awesome!"
Alice: "I'm cleaning. Are my kids alive?"
Jeffrey: "Liz never cheated on me, Todd."
Sam: "Who knew vodka was so strong?"
Your turn!