Sweet Valley High # 16 From Rags to Riches

[punkyami_chan]

I haven't seen anyone claim this one, and I just finished reading it.  Sorry I don't have a picture of the cover.  I'm at home, on dial up, and LJ and pictures is being tempermental.  So without further ado, let the snarkiness continue....

So this book was confusing.  And pretty boring to start with.  This scene opens with Olivia Davidson talking to

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[versipellis]

Bruce in a speedo... wow, that wasn't a place my mind wanted to go ^^

Wow, so many people in this book were jerks!

[air_and_angels]

Don't forget, it left little to the imagination.
That probably means you could see... outlines.

[versipellis]

... *cries and cries*

[air_and_angels]

Is it better or worse when you consider that he's supposed to look like John Barrowman?

[versipellis]

Oh gods. No. What? NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!

(It's worse. Not so much the thought of John Barrowman's outlines as the mental juxtaposition of John and Bruce.)

[air_and_angels]

It's their son! Patman Barrowman! He's so manly, they named him man twice!

[versipellis]

I SHALL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE TORCHWOOD SERIOUSLY AGAIN.

... wait, I didn't anyway. BUT NOW I REALLY WON'T ;_;

[punkyami_chan]

LOL. Totally amused. And here I thought nothing could tarnish my image of John Barrowman. Alas, I have been proven wrong!

[versipellis]

I completely agree. I thought the man was uncorruptible XD

[margoblack]

It strikes me that Captain Jack is a slightly more charismatic version of Bruce patman, if you think aboput it. *swoon*

[air_and_angels]

At least it's distracted you from trying to figure out, through the Speedo contours, whether Bruce is circumcised.

[versipellis]

....

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*dies*

"...you could see...outlines."

[ext_819119]

Bwaaahaaaaaa!