Sweet Valley High #103: Operation Love Match

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Sweet Valley High #103: Operation Love Match

This is the third in a three part series (late in SVH's run, everything was trilogies). I don't have the other two (#101: The Boyfriend War, and #102: Almost Married). Perhaps someone can recap them for us? (They've got Bruce/Liz action! Come on! How can you resist

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[irinaauthor]

Bruce is such a crybaby. He tries to act all tough, but he bursts into tears every other book. It cracks me up.

And where did Pamela's backbone come from? She lets him get away with screaming in front of the whole school parking lot that she's a whore, but dumps him for having lunch with Elizabeth?

I've got The Boyfriend War, but not Almost Married. I should probably focus on Psychotic Margo for a bit, but if nobody's recapped it after I've done The Wedding, I'll write it up for you!

(PS - You've flocked this recap. I'm not sure if you meant to do that or not.)

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Fixed!

[irinaauthor]

In that cover image, the twin on the left looks like Ann Coulter.

But Jessica thinks she “understands” him in a way they don't. I don't know what this means.

Maybe he mumbles?

[somedaygirl]

BOO!!!

um, sorry, couldn't contain myself...

[ultimate_cin]

I have Almost Married - I've not tried a recap yet but I could give it a shot this weekend, if you'd like me to. :)

BTW, hilarious recap! It always cracks me up when they rely on Jessica and her madcap schemes....

[irinaauthor]

Yes please! If it's Liz/Bruce, I'd love to see just how smooth he has to be to get her to make out with him even though he tried to rape her before.

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Oh good! irinaauthor has "Boyfriend War." Then we'll have all three! :D

[ultimate_cin]

I don't have internet access at home right now - it's down 'til the tech comes out on Saturday - so Saturday would be the soonest I could post. But I will read the book this week and get the recap ready to post. :)

[daniellafromage]

Hey, I'm halfway through recapping Jessica Against Bruce AS WE SPEAK! It should be up later tonight or tomorrow morning.

Amazing recap! I really love the books which involve the twins scheming, mainly because their schemes are so bad.

[esc_key]

OMG! I love that one. I can't wait to see the recap!

[irinaauthor]

That is SO EXCITING. I've been dying for a recap of that one for ages, and I love your writeups.

[versipellis]

Yay! *looking forward to the recap so much*

... possibly I'm spending too much time on this comm.

[versipellis]

For Christ's sake, you're Bruce Patman! Start a gang! Try to rape a girl! Push someone in the pool! Stop being emo on the football field!

I think I love this phrase. It should be on an icon somewhere.

Also, the image of emo!Bruce scares me.

Awesome recap, although I can't imagine what Alice was thinking...

[hermione_like]

If there were a Sweet Valley drinking game, you would drink every time Lila and Jessica wanted the same guy.

If there isn't one already, there should totally be a Sweet Valley drinking game.

Mention of size six figures and turquoise eyes? Take a sip.

Jessica's mad-cap scheme goes awry? Take two sips.

Todd punches someone? Take a drink.

Take another sip per every punch after the first.

Someone falls in the pool? Take two drinks.

[ultimate_cin]

LOL! I was just talking to my friend about Sweet Valley the other night (I had mentioned the board game and that got us going) and we both were saying that there should be a drinking game...:)