SVH Super Stars: Enid's Story

[daniellafromage]

Check it out: Sweet Valley Primary School! Would you be willing to move to South Africa in order to send your child there? Apparently the school's motto is "ad perfectum", and even though I know how it translates, I can't help but feel that it's the sort of motto that the Sweet Valley ghost-writers might have chosen, just for the way it looks.

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[esc_key]

Ha. Whenever we played the SVH board game no one wanted to be Enid either. I think she was just dull. Also her name is ugly. So no one wanted to be her.

he treats the whole thing as a joke and "grabbed Elizabeth in a melodramatic embrace, bending her back over his arm". Hee. Jeffrey is charming.
I so retroactively love Jeffrey.

.. I wish he would get the hell over Liz though. Note to Jeffry: She sucks!

ENID TAKES THE JOINT. SHE SMOKES IT. THEN BRIAN OFFERS HER SOME BOURBON (because he's forty-eight years old?) AND SHE DRINKS IT.
Wait. I'm confused. She took drugs and her heart didn't instantly explode? And she drank alcohol and didn't get in a car crash? Are you sure this is Sweet Valley?

[daniellafromage]

I know, right? I nearly fell out of my chair, I was so shocked!

[whataboutjen]

Wait! A car crash was had and the car exploded!

[zippyladoodles]

Ah, but she didn't go into a coma and have a personality transplant!

[esc_key]

Pfft. Car crashes/explosions are cool. How's that going to deter the kiddies from using drugs? They'll want to be in an action flick.