SVU #16: The Other Woman
The Other Woman has already been done, but I can't not recap this. I can't not. It's impossible for me to not. This was my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE book in the SVU series when I was a kid, because A) Jessica has sex, which I always thought was scandalous whenever it happened; 2) Elizabeth's reporting puts her in danger; and 3) because Bruce and Lila.
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Bwahahaha! This recap is amazing.
Jess puts her big shiny lady-balls on and tells Liz that it's stupid the way she and Tom believe they're the only two people capable of true love, and treat everyone else's relationships as superficial crushes.
Go Jess! And how the hell is it any of Elizabeth's business, anyway? And even if it is short-lived, a) there's nothing wrong with that and b) at least they're not cheating on anyone, ELIZABETH. I don't know where the HELL she gets off thinking she's in a position to judge anybody else's romantic habits.
Todd demands to know why such a great athlete had such an out-of-character slump last season.
Maybe his girlfriend went into a coma and morphed into her diametrically opposite twin sister?
"he didn't want to foul up a relationship with her by making her part of a threesome with Elizabeth."
Like Elizabeth would ever have a threesome.
Seriously. Even "her feet were just the right shape."
Oh snap, he's Mauricio from Shallow Hal. I'm now picturing Todd with a tail.
that whole exploding Italian count thing
I'm going to hell for laughing at that as hard as I did. This recap is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
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No, but Elizabeth only cheats because it's TRUE LOVE! God, you just don't understand because you've never been in TRUE LOVE before.
Like Elizabeth would ever have a threesome.
Or a twosome.
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