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SVH book descriptions

Apr 20, 2011 14:08

MAJOR apologies for triple posting, but I was looking up the SVH titles to make sure I had them listed correctly earlier, and I stumbled across this Wikipedia entry. WTF? Was this an intentional trolling or did someone go "Hmm, 'My Best Friend's Boyfriend'... I think I can guess what that's about!" Made me LOL, in any case.

sweet valley high, non-book recap

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tooimpurenangel April 20 2011, 18:12:22 UTC

LOL. I'm guessing troll.

jedinic April 21 2011, 07:19:56 UTC

Edits were made for 1 April.

captaintwinings April 20 2011, 18:58:58 UTC

Ha! Apparently Dana falls in love with Prince Albert. That's awesome.

paperlibrarian April 20 2011, 19:39:22 UTC

"Gossipy Caroline Pearce wants to be accepted, so she invents some love letters to prove that she's got a boyfriend, because having a boyfriend apparently immediately makes someone popular."

Someone should cap this forever.

meroure April 20 2011, 22:10:26 UTC

"Elizabeth and Jessica learn what it's like to be drunk"

This made me laugh so hard. Apparently the previous cases (143+) of drunk-driving, drunk sex and drunk everything else meant absolutely nothing.

or

"Jessica starts dropping guys like pieces of toilet paper" (#78) This image is priceless.

norainonsunday April 21 2011, 01:41:40 UTC

I was at that page the other day and noticed this! There are some pretty amusing ones under the Junior High section too:

Get Real- Jessica starts hallucinating and sees hot guys all over the place, but only after 2 p.m.

Soulmates- Bruce Patman proposes to Jessica, but since she likes somebody else, she goes into shock and gains 20 pounds.

Third Wheel- Elizabeth hates her parents when they buy her a tricycle, as they believe her to be pregnant.

Hands Off- A boy at school loses his hands in a tragic accident, and the twins both fall in love with him.