The Unicorn Club #8 - Kimberly Rides Again

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As you might have guessed from the title, Kimberly narrates this book.  When I was a kid I religiously bought every one of the Unicorn Club books, which if I’m not mistaken, came out every other month.  Which perhaps should have said something to me about their quality, but I digress.  Anyway, I thought it was really weird when this one came out

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Princess Lila is dissatisfied with the straw-filled mattresses, I thought you’d all like to know.
i would be too! what is this, 1800?

You get extra win points for the "fabio-style" reference. ILU.

ALSO! Yesterday I was searching Threadless and I got REALLY EXCITED because I saw this purple Unicorn shirt and I thought "OMG! I have to tell everyone at 1bruce1 to buy this." But then I realized it says this would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn not "this would look cooler if I were a unicorn", which is what I thought initially. Sigh. Maybe we could still buy them and cross out the riding with permanent marker.

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Yeah, I don't know why it would be so hard to get regular mattresses. Even when I went to camp, we had those hospital-style mattresses, which, while not entirely comfortable, were certainly better than straw.

And those shirts are amazing! Sadly it looks like they're all sold out except for one shirt in kids' size 8...so...maybe a prize for 1bruce1's smallest member, whoever that may be? I do think we should have t-shirts, though.

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I've thought about the shirt thing, in detail. It'd have to be community based, because I don't want to get sued by Francine Pascal. I'd never live down the shame.

Like this (Isn't that image of a Porsche in front of that ocean the same color as the Wakefield twins's eyes just perfect? (It says "paper cups come standard" underneath if that's too small to read. I amuse myself.)

ETA: I also started a zazzle store and made shirts that said "1bruce1: Where it's always rape o'clock" and they shut me down for being inappropriate. I was devastated.

[isabelquinn]

I've had this urge to make an SVPD shirt for ages, but I've been too lazy/don't really know how. Big blue letters that say SVPD and a police badge that incorporates a pictre of a donut, or something.

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I would have SO bought the rape o'clock one. The current one is pretty awesome too, but rape o'clock is genius.

Now I'm having all these ideas. Like a shirt that says "Hey Bruce!" and then there's a picture of a bird.

Okay, that's just one idea. Still.

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If there's a fuckup call Todd!

[kakeochi_umai]

this this would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn

*starts giggling immaturely again* (see my post further down.)