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Jessica's Secret Diary, Volume III

Feb 02, 2009 15:30

Jessica's Secret Diary, Volume III ( Read more... )

party!, sweet valley high, cheating cheaters, recapper: melody_powers, secret diary, sam woodruff, miss lila fowler, bad parenting, attempted rape (real), dana larson, oh hi steven, instant celebrity status, dead boyfriend alert, bruce patman, sociopathic jessica, racism, scheming jessica

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iliketea February 2 2009, 22:57:08 UTC

*cracks up*

Also, now kind of wonder what a Twilight/Sweet Valley crossover would look like.

jaynesgottarun February 2 2009, 23:22:00 UTC

Bella Swan only wishes she was Jessica Wakefield. I would definetely get a kick out of Lila Fowler schooling Edward Cullen, though. You know she wouldn't put up with that fragile princess crap.

Also, great recap! Bonus points for the shout out to Bruce's bird phobia.

quirkytaverna February 2 2009, 23:22:44 UTC

*dies laughing* OH AND I PAINTED MY ROOM PURPLE. It's so Jessica!

kakeochi_umai February 3 2009, 02:48:49 UTC

Can the dead call, write, or come home for visits? Shut up, Olivia.

I love you. XD

"When Steven smiles, he is one of the most gorgeous hunks you have ever seen. Even if he is my brother. No, especially since he's my brother!"

*sporfle*

I'd like to think that one day he and Margo meet, bond over their shared obsession with Liz, and live a long, happy life full of schizophrenic rants and stabbings.

OH HELL YEAH. Kris and Margo = OTP.

Elizabeth says soaps are "all fluff and no substance," with no "moral or intellectual value." So's your entire book series, Liz. What's your point?

Hee, I was thinking exactly the same thing last night.

That Hey Bruce thing will NEVER get old. XD XD XD

Jessica can't believe "you're standing me up so you can have fun getting greasy with some big, hairy guy," and I am not even going to touch that line. No freaking way.

Sadly, that still didn't stop me from cracking my shit up in the middle of the staffroom.

You see, Minks is "a thin, pretty girl!" Well, that makes everything just fine, doesn't it? ( ... )

ultimate_cin February 7 2009, 04:00:11 UTC

Are there any gay characters in SVU?

Yep. Neil, who ends up being one of Jessica's best friends and lives in a house with Jess, Liz, Sam the Scumbag (not SVH Sam, of course, since he's dead), and sometimes Nina the Clean Freak.

kakeochi_umai February 7 2009, 05:28:42 UTC

Oh yeah. Oops. But there aren't any in freshman year, right?

jm_kaye February 3 2009, 03:12:09 UTC

We definitely need a Hey Bruce tag.

wendiddy February 3 2009, 05:55:13 UTC

Stupid ghosty, don't you know Suzanne Devlin doesn't live in Sweet Vally!?

Awesome recap.

Though I did spend last night looking for this book to recap myself.