Sweet Valley High #95: The Morning After

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When we last left our heroes, Lila was having her therapist arrested for fake attempted rape (par for the course in Sweet Valley, you know). Bruce was coping with his rage over Heroically Deaf Dead From Coke Regina by getting himself kicked in the head during the riot between Sweet Valley High and Big Mesa, but not before he spots a girl in the

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At school, Enid is glad to see Liz, and it’s plain that Enid will stick by her no matter what.
Aww. Until the ghost writers fuck up her character in SVU. Enid :(

Liz was supposed to proofread Amy’s English paper, and Amy asks Jess to tell Liz she’ll come over at 7:30. Jess refuses to speak to Liz. Since when is Liz doing favors for Amy? I thought she couldn’t stand Amy, especially after the whole Dead Regina debacle.
Jesus. Find someone who wasn't involved in recent tragedy to read your paper. Oh, wait scratch that, that's no one in SV.

He also thinks that Lila made up her rape accusation against Nathan, because she’s “always been a tease.”
Yee.

George is crazy. It's a wonder Lila turned out as awesome as she did, even with the problems.

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I know, right? It makes Lila triply impressive, since she really had to raise herself.

Hey, I was wondering. I'm going to be out of town for three weeks, August 24-September 18, because of my wedding and honeymoon. Would you be interested in becoming a co-mod of this community and covering for me while I'm gone? It's not hard: it's really just adding links to new recaps to the front page and making sure nobody posts any ads or porn or anything. I'd love to co-mod with you, if you're up for it.

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Ooh! Sure! I can't promise I won't totally abuse the power and make people do push ups or something though. :D

Wedding! How exciting! I hope no one gets pushed in any pools!

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And that might be where you and I differ...it would pretty much be the best wedding in history if someone got pushed into a pool. Especially if it were my mom or something. And if Steve's mom were the pusher. And if there were hair-pulling first, and maybe a thrown drink or two. If I can't marry a Tragically Dead Italian Count Racecar Driver, I can at least have a Sweet Valley wedding!

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Okay maybe a SV wedding would be awesome. And it's your day so I think you should demand someone gets pushed into a pool if that's waht you want. But don't let anyone drink half cups of magic vodka!

(You can identify the magic vodka from the regular vodka if it gets an owl from some school when it's about eleven.)

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I just laughed out loud at my desk at work. :-)

I've added you as a maintainer, and also to my flist. I can't believe that you weren't on my list before, since we've been seeing each other around for years. I wonder how that happened.

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That's what you get because I read this recap at work and I had to do the laugh-into-cough routine (which no one buys) at work.

Yeah weird! My journal is mostly friends only and sometimes that puts people off, I guess.