The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone

[melody_powers]

The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone

That's right, boyfriends for everyone! You can have one, and you can have one, and you in the back? Yeah, you get one too. It's overstock madness at Crazy Larry's Used Boyfriends, and we're practically giving these boyfriends away! Everything must go!

Comments

[enogitna]

Can we talk for a second about the tagline on the cover? "Book Two in a two book Caribbean mini-series!" Oh yey.

Nice recap! Very funny.

[versipellis]

This is brilliant! I love Peter just for that line, can we keep him? *is cracking up at Sam dying and the bit about Jared's unromantic date*

[esc_key]

Ellen meets Peter as she returns to the hotel lobby. He invites her to hike up a mountain, followed by a yoga session at the peak. Either this mountain has an incredibly mild incline or Peter has super powers. I wonder who would win in a fight between Super Peter and Emo Ninja Jack. Ellen accepts the invitation. We also learn that Jared has asked her to come with him to "a very private disco." How private can this disco be? Five people and a boom box?
Oh man. I'm laughing so hard I am dying. A private disco! Way to defeat the entire purpose of a disco.

Man, I wish an Emo Ninja Poet would fall in love with me.

[carolyn_keene]

By the way, am I the only one now humming, "The Big, Wet Rainstorm's Over" right now?

Daria!

9. ???

10. Profit.

Underpants gnomes!

Wow, I think I love you.

[melody_powers]

Daria!

Congratulations! Your extra super bonus points will arrive in 7 to 10 business days. :D

Kristen

[aithyne]

I really want someone to recap "Rachel's in, Lila's out" soon. =(

Great job!