Comments | 1bruce1: #93, The Incredible Madame Jessica

carolyn_keene in 1bruce1

#93, The Incredible Madame Jessica

Aug 15, 2008 16:08

I’m going to start requiring my friends to call me Madame Jessica. Too kinky?

My roommate told me that someone put a request in for #93, The Incredible Madame Jessica so I couldn’t renew it so I decided that I better get my butt in gear and recap it. And I wonder who put in the request for it. I think I might leave them a note in the book and tell ( Read more... )

recapper: carolyn_keene, sweet valley twins, unicorns, saint elizabeth of sweet valley, twin switch

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lefaym August 15 2008, 20:52:46 UTC

Liz gets upset because people return their library books late? I mean, seriously? That is a new low.

I was a very bookish kid (still am) and as a result I always had HEAPS of overdue library books. :)

washie August 16 2008, 01:59:47 UTC

Lucky me, my mom was (is) a librarian, so she'd always just renew my books for me as often as I needed. It was pretty sweet. I'd check out like 50 books at a time (mostly Sweet Valley)

carolyn_keene August 18 2008, 11:18:28 UTC

Yeah, my roommate is a librarian and she did something to my library card so that I never have to pay overdue fines.

hellolacy August 15 2008, 21:03:15 UTC

Did anyone else giggle like a fourth grader at this line?
"Todd is getting a hot dog for Liz. She loves that he knows exactly how she likes her hot dogs."
Hee. Great recap. Seriously, BFD Liz!!

hellolacy August 16 2008, 12:50:46 UTC

Hahahaha! I didn't, but I am now. What got me feeling a little queasy was the vision of Bruce 'sliding into third base', with or without cousin pile-ons or 69ness.

melody_powers August 15 2008, 21:15:13 UTC

Arrggghhhh!!!

I'm a librarian, and all I see is Liz scaring people away from libraries and reading by being a total bitch. Want. To. Strangle.

The recap was awesome, though. I just want to slap Liz around for a couple of hours. Is that okay? :)

carolyn_keene August 18 2008, 11:19:47 UTC

Slap away! If Liz were in the dunking booth, I would spend every penny I had to dunk her self righteous ass.

washie August 16 2008, 02:01:10 UTC

I love how all the nerds are destined to be so by their names in Sweet Valley.

Like, Zwerdling? Egbert? It's ridiculous.

carolyn_keene August 18 2008, 11:22:04 UTC

Yeah, I had never heard of this Zwerdling character, but just his name told me that he was a nerd. I mean, the first part of his name rhymes with nerd. Why don't they just call him Nerdy McDorkerton?

annakelly August 16 2008, 03:06:27 UTC

"Liz gets an F! I love it!"

When I read that, my face looked exactly like this: XD

"I miss Jeffrey."

I hear ya.