Sweet Valley High #71: Starring Jessica!

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Sweet Valley High #71: Starring Jessica!

I would like you all to know that when I was looking for a picture of the cover of this book I found a five-star Amazon review that say, and I quote, “This book was really good. It was about Jessica and how she was a star.” Wow! Who would've thought that's what a book called Starring Jessica! would be

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[redcandle17]

“This book was really good. It was about Jessica and how she was a star.”

Sounds like a line from a ten year old's book report - a ten year old who, shall we say, isn't at the top of the class. Actually it sounds like a line by some kid who didn't read the book trying to bullshit his/her way through a book report.

Was this Elizabeth at her doormat-iest, or is there some other novel I've suppressed the memory of never read?

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I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I'm sure Liz is more of a doormat in other books. She just always is.

[hermione_like]

Then they make out! I KNOWZ!! I had to read it twice to make sure. L/B OTP!

Wow, now I know I never read this book because I'm pretty sure I would have remembered that. XD

[dramaturgy]

Bruce is also angry at his friend John Pfeifer. Bruce thinks John, as an Oracle editor, should've kept the article from running. I think Bruce just might be onto the fact that all evil in Sweet Valley stems from John Pfeifer.

Boo John!

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Oh! I forgot to boo! It's a good thing you're here!

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I'm the Peanut Gallery. It's what I am here for! :D

Sweet Valley Mob

[ez_oz]

"Alternate"? Does that mean that if Lila puts out a hit on Jess, then Lila can be the star? I demand a series: Sweet Valley Mob.

Thanks for the recap, and have a lovely day! :-)

Re: Sweet Valley Mob

[versipellis]

I would just like to say that Sweet Valley Mob would be the most awesome spin-off ever and I totally vote for it.

As for this recap; I think this Parker guy went to Sweet Valley because it's so weird. He was really intending to make some kind of Jerry Springer-type thing.

The Beach Boys did write that song California Girls...

Lila and Bruce make out? Sweeeet!

*if she had the time, would totally go through all the books and try and prove that John Pfeifer was behind all the drama and crazy shit*

... wait, how do jellyfish kiss anyway?

Re: Sweet Valley Mob

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*if she had the time, would totally go through all the books and try and prove that John Pfeifer was behind all the drama and crazy shit*
That would be so awesome. Almost as awesome as Sweet Valley Mob.

... wait, how do jellyfish kiss anyway?
I dunno. But I wouldn't kiss one because they sting and then you have to pee on it (see: Friends).

Re: Sweet Valley Mob

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... *is totally never kissing Bruce* Ick.

[daniellafromage]

I really love your recaps - they're hilarious!

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THANKS! :D