Sweet Valley University #29: One Last Kiss

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Sweet Valley University #29: One Last Kiss

For those of you who don't read my personal journal: a few days ago I ordered a Sweet Valley book had had it rush delivered to my apartment. Why? Because it was an emergency, that's why. A fucking Sweet Valley emergency. I had never read this far into SVU and when I heard about this plot, I needed the

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[danelover18]

“It’s not that I don’t want Gin-Yung to get better […]. It’s just that I don’t have the time” to sit around with her on her deathbed.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. Todd your a damn tool and aren't just missing a few bricks, you're missing the whole freaking load you dipshit.

Todd, I might kick you in the nuts right now. I really might.

I'll hold and we can take turns.

I can't honestly belive that Tom letter was really in the book. . . but then again . . . never mind. I'm tired of wasting brain cells on this retarded man and this retard plotline. Francine hates men because every man in this series has TOOL written all over them.

[kaimagus]

My dear darlingest Elizabeth:

You were right about my father. You're always right about everything. I'm sorry I was a dillweed. I was such an idiot. My life has been meaningless without you. Seriously, nothing without you. Let me now recount the myriad of embarrassing ways my life has been bad since we broke up. You're wonderful; you're perfect. Your eyes-perfect. Your hair-perfect. Your tan-perfect. Well, you get the idea. Please take me back, I'm begging you. If only you'd date me again, my life would have meaning once more.

Hugs and kisses,
Tom Watts

HAHAHA. In my mind this was like Happy Gilmore, where Adam Sandler is trying to apologize to the golf pro going "You were right, I was wrong... you are smart, I am stupid... you are good looking, I am not attractive..."

I don't remember anything interesting happening in #28. Just lots of Todd going "Do I want to be with an attractive, awesome, fun girl who loves me, or do I want to get back with a conniving, cheating, sanctimonius wench the love of my life?" And we've already

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Well that wasn't the exact letter, the real letter was much longer. That's the thrust of it.

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The real letter is worse. It's longer. I wrote my own version to save your eyeballs. You're welcome.

[kakeochi_umai]

I guess we're supposed to feel sorry for Dana but she just creeps me out.

She is seriously fucked up in the head. In the sophomore year books, she goes berserk over the fact that Todd (who she started dating shortly before) has a job and can't spend that time with her, and spends all her time crying and getting him to comfort her. A couple of books in, she drops out of college because she's not the best cellist in her class anymore (perhaps because she spends all her time turning on the histrionics for Todd instead of, like, practicing), then she gets so pissed off at Todd working instead of being with her that she goes and gets trashed and fucks Tom. And then, when Todd gets home she goes "I JUST FUCKED TOM WATTS BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!" and wonders why he dumps her ass, and then walks off the face of the earth, never to be seen again, thinking to herself about how she's lost everything. Great book.

I mean, the girl is in pain. Why make it worse with Todd's singing?Note to self: Do not read this comm

[kakeochi_umai]

Um. I think it was the 3rd book, and it may have been orange...? *looks it up* Yup, #53, Truth Or Dare.

[annakelly]

Um ... I will give you 50 internet bucks if you recapped that one yourself. Internet bucks? That was lame. I'll give you my undying love and devotion instead. Pretty please? :)

[kakeochi_umai]

Also, I love how on the cover Jessica looks like she's, like, posing for a funeral-wear collection or something.