Sweet Valley, urban style
I came across this website http://www.urbandictionary.com/ during my online wanderings and found a lot of the entries that strangely seem to correspond with the characters from SVH. Creepy, funny, whatever. Look up the character names and find out for yourself.
Jessica
“The act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "I love you" after two weeks of dating.”
And “also a professional relationship destroyer”
Jessicaism
“Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably.”
Liz
“The act of writing in much too wordy a fashion.”
Wakefield
“Wakefields assume everyone is amused by them and can't resist their charm…Usually found in places where alcohol and various amounts of illegal narcotics are consumed. Will generally be found using cheesy pick-up lines to pick up members of the opposite sex.”
Amy
“Dumb blonde who think she has many friends but really just imagines it since she’s so light headed.”
and “The act of intruding a conversation without invitation.”
and “Of exhibiting, or afflicted with insanity.”
Amyese
“A crummy comeback that makes no sense in any language.”
Sluttony
“The combination of sloth and gluttony.”
Alexandra
“Performs risky and unsafe acts whilst under the influence of alcohol.”
Enid
“A disaffected nerdy-but-stylin' girl with a slightly retro fashion-sense…Marcie from Peanuts and Velma from Scooby Doo can be considered precursors to the Enid archetype.”
Jeffy
“A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you…emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.”
Jeffy in the Road
“The guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her.”
Caroline
“To betray your friends.”
Winston
“One who…proceeds to act drunk and/or stoned in order to get a couple laughs out of people.”
Steve and the twins
“Male genetalia.”
Bruce Factor
“The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police.”
Tricia
“An unattractive brunette who only thinks they look good.”
There are some more entries on my snark livejournal which I didn’t post here (as they didn’t seem age appropriate.)
Jessica
“The act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "I love you" after two weeks of dating.”
And “also a professional relationship destroyer”
Jessicaism
“Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably.”
Liz
“The act of writing in much too wordy a fashion.”
Wakefield
“Wakefields assume everyone is amused by them and can't resist their charm…Usually found in places where alcohol and various amounts of illegal narcotics are consumed. Will generally be found using cheesy pick-up lines to pick up members of the opposite sex.”
Amy
“Dumb blonde who think she has many friends but really just imagines it since she’s so light headed.”
and “The act of intruding a conversation without invitation.”
and “Of exhibiting, or afflicted with insanity.”
Amyese
“A crummy comeback that makes no sense in any language.”
Sluttony
“The combination of sloth and gluttony.”
Alexandra
“Performs risky and unsafe acts whilst under the influence of alcohol.”
Enid
“A disaffected nerdy-but-stylin' girl with a slightly retro fashion-sense…Marcie from Peanuts and Velma from Scooby Doo can be considered precursors to the Enid archetype.”
Jeffy
“A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you…emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.”
Jeffy in the Road
“The guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her.”
Caroline
“To betray your friends.”
Winston
“One who…proceeds to act drunk and/or stoned in order to get a couple laughs out of people.”
Steve and the twins
“Male genetalia.”
Bruce Factor
“The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police.”
Tricia
“An unattractive brunette who only thinks they look good.”
There are some more entries on my snark livejournal which I didn’t post here (as they didn’t seem age appropriate.)