Ned is gonna shit a brick.

[eithnie]

Elizabeth Wakefield is heavy with child.

I wish! Actually, it's just Cynthia Daniel who played Elizabeth on the Sweet Valley High television series.

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[esc_key]

It's too bad K-Ville got cancelled. Daddy's got babies to feed.

[skyekissed]

"Don't worry," Liz said to the single girl in her lamaze class with the mousey brown hair. "I'll help you give birth. It's what I do."
"You're a nurse?" the girl asked hopefully, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose.
"No," Liz replied with a smile in her pacific blue-green eyes. "I'm Elizabeth Wakefield. Super-medler."
"Oh thank goodness," the girl said, clutching her chest. And then she proceeded to unload all of her problems onto the girl she had only just met. Liz would save the day.

[getyourwingss]

LOL. WIN.

[skyekissed]

Hehe that's! It just jumped into my head!

[paperlibrarian]

I'm not sure anyone could top this.

[karenforyou83]

How about:

Jessica just HAD to be the only perfect size six Wakefield in Sweet Valley, thought Elizabeth with some annoyance. Next time I won't keep my birth control pills where she can tamper with them. I have to forgive her, though, because she knew that this was the only way I could keep Todd forever!

[skyekissed]

Oh LMAO that is so something Jessica would do!!

[getyourwingss]

OMG.
You just MADE my day. Freaking WIN.

[eithnie]

HAHAHA

[pancake_syrup]

i say, FTW.

I like evil jess more than i do meddling liz, so....

[amandahug_nkiss]

As Elizabeth lay on the metal table, her feet in the stirrups, Mr. Collins lovingly took her hand.
"I don't know how I'll ever be able to thank you for doing this, Elizabeth. There aren't very many students who would offer to be the surrogate mother of my child."
Elizabeth gazed back at Mr. Collins, wondering when she should tell him that she had convinced the lab tech to switch Ms. Dalton's eggs with her own...

[getyourwingss]

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

SRSLY FTW!!!

Saint Elizabeth, here we come!!!

[llew30]

I second that, it's brilliant! Liz, who secretly switched eggs, the surrogate mother for Mr. Nasty! ROFLOL this is what Sweet valley is all about!

[eithnie]

Oh, Mr. Collins!