Elizabeth at her worst.Part 1

[wendiddy]

Part 1 
ELIZABETH’S SECRET DIARY. Volume 3.

I don’t have a picture of the cover of the book.

This takes place between books 71 and 82. All except 79 and 80 have been recapped. I don’t know how to do the linky thing so you will have to go to the info page if you want to read them. Sorry.

Part One

It’s Friday night at the Wakefield’s and the hot but

Comments

[annakelly]

Like when Regina died. I remember Todd holding me close - we were both crying. It was such and awful time, but he gave me strength and kept me going. THAT WAS JEFFERY.

This? Is awesome. Seriously, some of these books just snark themselves.

Also, I have to say that over at the Dairi Burger, ihatewheat tried to recap this same book. Tried. She couldn't. So, I commend you :)

[bcsmurfettegirl]

Yea, I hate the diaries.
I always hated Liz when she cheated. At least Jess broke up with her boys first (most the time) before moving onto the next!

[dirtywingsgirl]

I agree...hypocrite Liz! *hiss, boo*
I'm going to ask what is probably a really stupid question...but I have no shame so here it goes. Can you explain your icon? My guess is that it's a joke on the way the BSC mentions Jessi's blackness every 20 seconds, but I just wanted to know if I was right or not..
=P I hate the way they do that, and try and slip it in so casually, like "Oh, by the way, Jessi has beautiful caramel-mochacino skin. But we all like, totally don't care. We even let her touch our stuff, cos blackness totally isn't contagious". Ugh!

[bcsmurfettegirl]

Haha yea, that's it.
I love those books too :)

[loubeelou]

I remember Todd holding me close - we were both crying. It was such and awful time, but he gave me strength and kept me going. THAT WAS JEFFERY.

*cries* Don't give Todd credit for Jeffrey's awesomeness!!! LIZ, I HATE YOU MUCHLY. Amd stay the fuck away from Sam.

Onto part two! You are snarking fantastically. :)

[wendiddy]

Because Elizabeth knows that she is ew.

[kishmish]

hahahahaha i love you

[kakeochi_umai]

For family bonding.

I totally read that as "family bondage", and thought that "corny" was perhaps not the best adjective to describe it. O_o

Oh good CHRIST, ghostwriter, have you READ the books you're recapping? O_o I think these diaries should have been written by 1bruce1 members instead.

Liz tells Sam that she has a fantasy about dressing in skintight black leather

*dies*