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Sweet Valley High #45 - Family Secrets

Jun 26, 2007 08:53

Sweet Valley High #45 - Family Secrets

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sweet valley high, recapper: athene_51, doppelgangland, doormat syndrome, attempted rape (real)

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esc_key June 26 2007, 15:15:05 UTC

Does anyone else think there's something fishy going on in Sweet Valley?
I saw this cheesy tv movie once about a corporation that did adoptions and they were really just cloning this one kid and giving him to all the different parents. I think that's the most plausible reason for all the Wakefield look alikes in SV.

Lila is dressed as Princess Di
Lila wanted to dress as Princess Di in Lila's Story too. She needs a new costume!

Millers Point seems to be the place all the rape (real and fake attempted) is happening. Someone ought to, you know, put up a sign or something.

Poor Nicholas Marrow. He doesn't need this chick's shit on top of his tragically dead sister.

princesschan June 26 2007, 15:42:59 UTC

That's it?! Her dad broke every dish in the house! I would suspect he hit her mother too, but jeez, I was hoping for like incest or her dad really being mr. Wakefield. These aren't family secrets, it's more of a forgotten memory.

sinclair_furie June 26 2007, 15:55:29 UTC

You'd think that with all the horny men and attempted rape somebody would actually get laid in Sweet Valley, but that shit does not seem to go down.
A friend of mine once told me about a book in which Jessica gets married... perhaps there is sex there?

versipellis June 26 2007, 19:44:10 UTC

If that's one of the early Sweet Valley University books, I seem to remember there is mention of sex there. I was rather impressed at the time that it alluded to it ^^

umbluemusic June 26 2007, 21:38:55 UTC

She has implied sex later with Nick Fox, the cop. They get in a hottub naked together, sooooo I think sex logically follows at some point after that.

versipellis June 27 2007, 21:07:26 UTC

Oh good *was always fond of Nick*

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versipellis June 26 2007, 19:38:01 UTC

Does anyone else think there's something fishy going on in Sweet Valley? Too many people look exactly like the twins.

SECRET GENETIC CLONING EXPERIMENTATION - oh, wait, strangerface got there before me. Oh well. The point still stands.

Kelly meets Jessica's friends and sadly there is no smackdown from Lila.

Should we have a Lila smackdown tally, like the girls crying one?

Dear gods, more attempted rape. The SV guys have problems.

Nice recap!

Wino Valley ez_oz June 27 2007, 01:16:08 UTC

Kelly meets Jessica's friends and sadly there is no smackdown from Lila.
Something's wrong with Lila here.

We must be getting close to the costume party because the three girls finally reveal they're going as the See-No-Evil, Hear-No-Evil, Speak-No-Evil monkeys.
*visions of gorillagrams...*

Jeffrey is a wino
*guffaws*

Thanks for the recap, and have a lovely day! :-)